Deck the Halls (Bart Simpson Style)Decorate your father's belly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he's sleeping by the tv
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Jelly smeared in patterns festive
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Makes a centerpiece suggestive
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Next create a yuletide bonbon
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Drip some chocolate sauce upon him
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Better chase away the pets now
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Or your dad is X-mas dog food
Fa la la la la, la la la la
If your dad begins to waken
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hide the tinsel-covered bacon
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tell him that he looks delicious
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Run like hell, he might be vicious
Fa la la la la, la la la la
NB: Song courtesy of Bart Simpson's Guide to Life Handbook