Pulau Tekong: A Holiday Resort? YES!!! HA HA HA!!!
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HA HA HA, I was only joking when I said I was going to Pulau Tekong Holiday Resort, but I never, EVER expected it to be REALLY like a holiday camp! Simi army? Cock sia! Easy life man. Life is so good. But still got lots of idiots around, complain this, complain that. Wah liew, the guys there mostly taller and bigger than me, like a bunch of giant teddy bears sia!
Sergeant say do this, SLOWLY get up, SLOWLY adjust, SLOWLY walk, SLOWLY everything. Brain slow, feet slow...useless sia these obese morons. Thank goodness I'm only fat, not obese. Run 1.6 klick, aiyoh, cramp here cramp there, ankle sprain, knee pain...wah liew! I'm stuck with a bunch of whims man! Do push-up, moan and groan and cry. Do pull-up, all die. Wah, really really thank goodness I'm not weak man. Fat and strong, easy life. Obese and weak, die until like shit.
Oh yeah, for those who know me, I'm in Foxtrot Company Platoon 3 Section 1 Bed 5, HA HA HA!!! Luckily my section is the most on and always cheong one, everything fast and chop chop. Other sections, wah, can die sia if I were to live with them. My mind all set already. Any so-called tekan, I can take it, no sweat. Drill here drill there, play with rifle and grenade, cheong helmet rifle SBO, HA HA HA, so much fun man!
So for all those who haven't done NS yet, don't worry about so-called tekan. A lot of times, the tekan is self-imposed. Like slow to do this, blur to do that...just do what they say fast and well and everything chop chop sui sui finish! HA HA HA, can't wait to go back and cheong again with my helmet, rifle and SBO, HA HA HA!!! Hope that my platoon doesn't fuck up again, especially in drills, then I can surely make it for the BBQ. For all you guys who have already done BMT, solly lah! Yah lah, last time was much tougher, but too bad I'm doing the easy thing now, HA HA HA!!! -
Well done KTE. Seems you enjoy your BMT very much. The real tough is coming soon. Hope you manage to leave the camp safely.
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Actions are not to be done to the extreme.
Words are not to be said to the extreme.
If things are done to the extreme.
Fate will bring you to the extreme. -
KNN KTE!!!!!!!!!!
when I am your platoon commander, you will know wad is tekan...u r lucky to be born much later then me..if not..I make sure you get confined for 1 month at least... 
FnU
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Thank you for loving me baby
You'll always be the one who drives me crazy
I think this is a gift from God to have you here..
Thank you for loving me baby
I'll treasure all your love and all the things we share..
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Now BMT isn't what is used to be liaoz,eheheh
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Drooling is not to be drooled to the extreme.
Burping is not to be done to the extreme.
If eating is done to the extreme.
Your tummy will bring you to the toilet.
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KTE:
Glad you enjoying it.
Seems that your puppy skills are put to good use, eh?
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Sure seems cleaner now...
Except that the scum is always on the underside... -
Wish your BMT is my time......
then u know.....
Heeheehee :p :p :p
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yah lor..now is much more like holiday camp..I cant imagine hows NS is like in the 80s..must be much more stricter then now..Originally posted by moose:Now BMT isn't what is used to be liaoz,eheheh FnU
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Thank you for loving me baby
You'll always be the one who drives me crazy
I think this is a gift from God to have you here..
Thank you for loving me baby
I'll treasure all your love and all the things we share..
And I wanna tell you, how much I love you..... -
KTE...you got sian any female army officers or sergeants inside or not??? FnU
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Thank you for loving me baby
You'll always be the one who drives me crazy
I think this is a gift from God to have you here..
Thank you for loving me baby
I'll treasure all your love and all the things we share..
And I wanna tell you, how much I love you..... -
hheheheheh looks like u kenna TEKAN alot of times...got lots of experienceOriginally posted by stringray:Wish your BMT is my time......
then u know.....
Heeheehee :p :p :p FnU
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Thank you for loving me baby
You'll always be the one who drives me crazy
I think this is a gift from God to have you here..
Thank you for loving me baby
I'll treasure all your love and all the things we share..
And I wanna tell you, how much I love you..... -
Think the worse time for BMT is during the 60s when it just got implemented,that time,doing SOC with FBO is not unheard of,haaha
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Drooling is not to be drooled to the extreme.
Burping is not to be done to the extreme.
If eating is done to the extreme.
Your tummy will bring you to the toilet.~~~
Diablo 2 rockzzzzzz -
During my BMT. My coy got 1 female sergeant. A 2nd sergeant. Lucky not my platoon. If not surely "sway siao".Originally posted by FATnUGLY:KTE...you got sian any female army officers or sergeants inside or not??? FnU
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Actions are not to be done to the extreme.
Words are not to be said to the extreme.
If things are done to the extreme.
Fate will bring you to the extreme. -
Female officers or sergeants? Suck my dick lah! Nothing but guys here lah. Females, huh! HA HA HA!!!Originally posted by FATnUGLY:KTE...you got sian any female army officers or sergeants inside or not??? FnU -
Tat truth lah........Originally posted by FATnUGLY:hheheheheh looks like u kenna TEKAN alot of times...got lots of experience FnU
Bloody hell kanna the worst is change parade.
We live in the 5th story & Seg wan us to fall in the parade sq.
Arghhhhh........
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Orr, too bad! The platoon that lives on the highest floor also jialat, always the last to fall in, HA HA HA!!!
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what a bunch of loooooooooooooooooooooosers.
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bleh..................
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Takes 1 to know one,so how are you?ahaahaOriginally posted by junkie:what a bunch of loooooooooooooooooooooosers.
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Theory Of Relativity
Eating a lot of good food will make 1 hour seem like 5 minutes while eating lotsa horrigible cooked veggies will make 5 minutes seem like 1 hour~~~
Waiting for Diablo 2 Add-on