Of all types of Internet postings, the ones that have held my fascination are adverts like "a gay looking for LTR (Long Term Relationship)": while I admire the "poster's" hopes, I cannot help but to pity him.
The very fact that it is a gay relationship, it is predestined that 'love' should have no place in it: a truth which stares straight into the gays' eyes more defiantly than the arrogant Ah Beng at street corners.
Gay relationships are purely physical. It is the result of some serious short-circuit in the minds and hearts of the sufferer!