Murphy's Laws
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The Way It Goes Sometimes... Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
Conclusions
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
Corollary - If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If anything can't go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Everything takes longer than you think.
You never find a lost article until you replace it.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
You get the most of what you need the least.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch. -
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Which Murphy?
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It takes a second to hate someone, a minute to kill someone and a lifetime to feel guilty for the rest of your life... -
I should come out with Churra's law someday..
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Neon Genesis Evangelion - Cruel Angel's Thesis -
Murphy's Laws.......
Too cheem? Easier if,
I guess you can relate it in our daily lives all the time.
For example :
For all drivers out there, when you are caught in a traffic jam, how come you are always in the lane that moves the slowest?
Similarly, when there are multiple queues to the counter, how is it that you always pick the slowest moving one?
Another example, when you always don't want some particular person to show up, they always will?
Also, how is it that when you are rushing for time, that particular bus you need to take is always moving out of the bus stop before you can reach the bus stop, thereby missing it? Yet when you are in no particular hurry, the bus always arrives just as you reach the bus stop?
On a parallel, how is it that when you are at a bus stop waiting for, say, 143, the bus NEVER comes? Yet when you wait for another bus, 143 comes at the frequency of say 5 mins per bus?
Murphy's Laws....... interesting huh? -
the queue you are in will always be the longer one
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Remember doing this once. Murphy's Law will be even more interesting if you add in statistics to prove the theory.
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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. - Gore Vidal -
Must come with stingray's laws some day
Heeheehee :p :p :p
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* JuSt AnoTher StiNgrAy iN thE sEa * -
hahahhahahhaa was this what you learned in lecture today?!
I think it's all just a bunch of mind games...maybe psychology shld be your next course!
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Float like a butterfly...Sting like a bee...