Mozzie, Lord of Irritating.
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ever been so hounded by the high pitched buzzing? ever had bites so bad?
my hand became swollen after a recent bout with a bunch of mozzies on the eastern end of tekong, and the ring on my finger almost caused my finger to break cuz of the swelling.
tell me about your mozzie experiences..
and whatever fantasies u had about killing these pests...
here's mine,
i've always dreamed of a spray, that would cause mozzies, those darned pests, to suck till they BURST. literally suck themselves to explosion. now wouldn't that be pretty gory, bloody and cause them to die?
did you know, there are no known predators of mozzies, they taste bad, and don't live long enuff to have natural predators. true pests huh. btw, their life span is abt 2 weeks in the pest stage.
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I didn't come 10 million miles to turn back at the last 10 feet..... -
My best from of revenge? Piak them lightly, so they onli kena stun and still ALIVE, then put on a leaf and BURN THEM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ivan.T: I hope you are getting better man! Take care leh! Afterr next time cannot jio you go bowling as your fingers too swollen to bowl. :p
Atreiu: My god! Now I realise you are one sick psycho fellow......torture pests torture til like tat one......warraozzz
/me rolls eyes
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There was once i got bitten by them mosquitoes on my forehead and it swelled so badly it looked like i had balukus on my head
I always swear by my SAF repellent and camo scarf
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Haiz...
I remember when I was 12 and I got just 3 inconspicious bites from mozzies~
It grew into a bout of rashes which tortured me for 3 whole years. ARGH~ thinking about it, I still get jitters.
I hope that they can get a disease and die of their own.
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Tet ah, then If we happen to use our own hand and scratch down there.... ZAP!!~~
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atreiu:
Use your brain lah... must be safe to humans before the product can be used right?
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ARRGGGGHHHHH
Don't remind me about mosquitoes!!!
I have 2 big bites on my foot right now !!!!
I will KILL ALL MOSQUITOES!!!!!
Don't let me see a single one.
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When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling - live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying -
loc : hahahhahahahhaha well then you gonna get your wish when you go in NS
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ATREIU!!!!!
Theres a MOSQUITO ON UR FACE!!!!!
*Locutus PIAKS Atreiu's face*
oops..the mosquito escaped. Sorrie .. LOL
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When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling - live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying -
hahhahhahaahahahahhaahahaha
me thinks the best way ish not to eat too much pork, it works, cause the mosquitoes will leave me alone lehhhhh
my parents told me pork ish sweet, so if we eat pork, the mozzies will pick up the scent and start to suck in the sweetness....
but i think no proof yet..........
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Darkness shall prevail in the land filled with despair. But I am not evil, juz doing my job as an angel in disguise. -
What rubbish~!
Do you know that they have proved that mozzies get attracted to heat and black?
So ppl who are more likely to get it are the ones who are tanned, wearing black, dark-skinned (racist also :p), have higher body heat.
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It takes a second to hate someone, a minute to kill someone and a lifetime to feel guilty for the rest of your life... -
use insect repellent lah. Heeheehee :p :p :p
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* JuSt AnoTher StiNgrAy iN thE sEa * -
O.keee loh.....
I am tanned so no wonder I get mosquitoes hounding me arrrhhh?? -
no wat.. is the smell you give off when you sweat wat, that's why they attrracted to people who have been sweating, ie those in mission exercises in NS ie me!
BURN! BURN! BURN! -
68:
Dun forget that you have high body heat too, right?
That makes 2 factors~!
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It takes a second to hate someone, a minute to kill someone and a lifetime to feel guilty for the rest of your life... -
All of us have high body heat, unless of course you are particularly heartless and cold-blooded....
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Well, one of my fantasy in riding those pesky mozzies is to assembled the anti-mozzies battalion, armed with support arms like artillery and close air support from Apaches. And you know the best part??? They are all shrunk down to mozzies side, talk about giving them a fair advantage man!! hahahaha. The senario i have always dreamed of when i kenna damm badly form them...
A recce scout slowly moved his way from the hiding point just behind the pen. Looking across from Mount desk into the desert bed, he spotted 2 of his hated enemies, the mozzies. They were hovering above his master, preparing to inflict horrible red marks and infinite itchiness to his paymaster. Reaching into his com. set, he reaches his company commander just in time.
"Delta to HQ, you copy?"
"HQ here, report your situation Delta"
"2 mozzies are spotted 2 miles to the east and are preparing to launch an attack on paymaster"
"Goddarn it, battle station everyone!!!!"
With this, the company mobilizes his amoured infantry and began to races towards the desert bed. However, the backup was to arrive first with two apaches streaking arcoss the cool dark sky, with all Hellfire missiles on the ready and the Vulcans ready to rock and roll. True to their insect instincts, the 2 mozzies sense danger approaching and began on a fast evacuation out of the danger zone. But alas, you can't outrun 2 apaches coming on at a top speed of 250 kmph. The amoured choppers began to inload their missiles at those hated pests and they took the damage straight on, ploughing towards the desert bed in a spin tail.
The aomoured infantry in their Bradly Amoured Carrier and MI Abrams arrived just in time to see those 2 mozzies crashing down on the blanket. Without further ado, the lead tank approach the downed beast and began to fire their 120mm cannons. It was until they were totally incinerated before the CCO was satisfied. "Great work my men, report back to barracks and you all have just earned yourself a weekend pass"
And in the meantime, the paymaster slept blissfully, unaware of the close damage he might received from the mozzies. All in all, another day for the Anti-mozzies battalion.
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atreiu:
Yah, but some ppl have higher heat given off.
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After a balloon bursts, possibilities of inflating it again is equal to nil.
Give it up~! -
Remember the time in Brunei during jungle survival, rained the first night i was in the jungle, spent the entire sleepless night under my half complete shelter soaking wet, and worse still, realise these horrid creatures can suck thru the no.4 slacks, every slap on my thigh means at least one dead mosquito......so was there all night slapping away.......would just love to collect them all in a big container, see them fly around desperately, and a flame thrown at them, and see them *poof*, disintegrate, and wahlah.....
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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. - Gore Vidal -
i was told that sexy people attract more mosquitoes...and i thot it's coz sexy pple show more of their skin, that's why they have a higher chance of getting bitten. but revey, you were all covered up and still got bitten?? what does that say about u? that you're irresistibly sexy? keke...
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Sparkle:
hey, u never go army before, dun talk rubbish..u think the army unifrom is thick enough to resist mosquitoes bits, u'r wrong...i remembered when i was in tekong training, the mosquitoes are all like commandos trained, they bites through the uniform????..haha, maybe next time me and Rev can take u to tekong at night and put u there alone, u sure slim down, hahaha -
inzaghi,
oh, you were also bitten so badly by the mosquitoes ah? are you trying to tell me that you're sexy too???
hey, u never go army before, dun talk rubbish..
you're just unhappy that i said revey is sexy, but not you rite? i can also say that about you, but you post your picture up first lor..
haha, maybe next time me and Rev can take u to tekong at night and put u there alone, u sure slim down, hahaha
thanks but no thanks. i'm slim enuff -
Sparkle:
hmm, me not unhappy & jealous that u never say me sexy...anyway, inzaghi is sexy but not me....
ya, i got bitten badly by mosquitoes when i'm in tekong training...dun beleive can ask Rev, he will know...
i'm asking Rev to put up my pics already, u just gotta wait lor....maybe u pester him more, u will act faster lor...
wah u're slim, i like slim gals, but not that type to tekor, are u??? -
Wooh Inzaghi bro, u r really picking things up fast, from mosquitoes also can turn into flirting column. Hahahaha...... *Revey adds oil for his bro, hahaha*
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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. - Gore Vidal