Something lighthearted and interesting.........a twist......
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life takes up a lot of your time, and what do you get
at the end of it? DEATH!
Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards.
You should DIE first and get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old folks' home. You get kicked out
when you're too young.
You then get a gold watch. You go to work. You work 40 years
until you're young enough to enjoy your 'retirement'.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to trade school, you become a kid and you play with no
responsibilities.
You become a little baby. Back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
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Haahhhehhaaaaaeeee......finally something to make me laugh........
[This message has been edited by TinDonGal (edited 29 April 2000).] -
read it somewhere before....... farnie!
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HiakZ~
That's why ppl believe in retribution instead of life.
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Yes¿ No¿ Maybe¿ -
oh well, retribution is better than nothing
hahahahaha :p
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The Far East Pilgrim -
Are you sure about that Hata_san......I thought retribution is worse than nothing? Anyway....why tok about retribution here? *scratches head* I dun know how to relate that to the thread......too cheem.....LexLaoGong ...pls explain.....
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Hiak hiak hiak~
I dunno how to explain in layman terms...
Lemme think abt it k?
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sorry for my replying so late, but once i read the story, i went rotflol......Originally posted by TinDonGal:The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life takes up a lot of your time, and what do you get
at the end of it? DEATH!
Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards.
You should DIE first and get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old folks' home. You get kicked out
when you're too young.
You then get a gold watch. You go to work. You work 40 years
until you're young enough to enjoy your 'retirement'.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to trade school, you become a kid and you play with no
responsibilities.
You become a little baby. Back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
kaoz, if that is possible, we really get it very hard leh.... suffer like dunno wat, then enjoy, then dissappear?
but one thing, if u say life starts when we r dead then what is the meaning of death then??
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Darkness shall prevail in the land filled with despair. But I am not evil, juz doing my job as an angel in disguise. -
Eh...
Lemme try...
If you believe in life, you need to make it work for you in the way you want, but most people can do that because of surrounding happenings.
So they will rather believe in retribution so that they will know no matter what they do, there will be some hope somewhere. People whom they dun like will get their just deserts...
Can understand?
I also find it a little cheem. :p
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Retribution happens becoz wad goes around comes around.
I for one believe in it.