WATERPROOF SHIT ?????!!!!
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TELL YOU PPL ONE BIG SHITTY JOKE!!!
I got a morning paper at 9am just now. Based on experience, I will kana the peak hour traffic jam. So.....I decided to stay over at a friend's house, which is near to school. I thought of going school earlier (ard 745am) to eat breakfast and do some revision.
In the morning,
1) reached my car at 730am
2) stared at my car
3) left for school onlie at 755am
DO YOU ALL KNOW WHY????????
Heres why.....
I went back into the house to get a fresh roll of toilet paper. I used up the entire roll.......to clean the whole car.
"bird shit onlie mah!" you all might think...
My entire car was covered with shit loh. The entire bonnet, car top and boot. Anywhere got flat surfaces all got shit. The puddle at the boot clearly showed that THAT ANIMAL is having DIARRHOEA. Imagine the whole car covered with lumps and puddles of shit.
*($^*#($#(#&*!@&!
For my entire life, I never touched shit. Now, because of some toopid animals, I gotta clean up the Shitty mess. arghhhhh....
I washed my hands thousands of times after that.
It rained soon after. I thought the rain would have wash my car 'cleaner'. However, I can see patches on my car. Seems that the SHIT is waterproof man. Sheezzzzzz.......
WATERPROOF SHIT......FIRST TIME I SEE......
&@$&*@&*@^*&@*&@q^yg&
I found the culprits later in the afternoon when I went back to the house. They are CATSsss. I seen them hovering around and sitting on top of other cars. But I never thought they will do this to my car. arghhhh...... I HATE CATS NOW. Until now, the yucky smell and the feel of the SHIT is still very vivid in my mind....arghh.......
Why my car? Well....one explaination offered by my 'laugh til wanna die' friend is that the cats know that I am not from this area and wanna chase me away with their shit. ^%&#%*#*@W&!QYN@
For those who are gonna take rides from me, refrain from touching the surface of my car. If not, you might find that your hands are waterproof when you get home. Not my fault arhhh...... -
Pay $6
drive through the car wash at BP... Bird Shit, Cat shit, bull shit, everything also can wash off... and it is actually quite ok
wun damage the paint job much...
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To luf someone is nothing, to be luf by someone is something, to be luf by the one you luf is everything..... -
68:
That's a good one~!
Wakakakkakakakkakaka...
Wonder if any cat lovers will refute you?
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I was on my way to exams lah.....no time to pop by for car wash lah.......
Luckily I woke up earlier with the intention to reach school earlier. If not, I wld have been late for exams. Can you imagine how the invigilator would look like when I explained that I was late because I was cleaning some shit? hehheaa.....
LexLaoGong...... cat lovers.... hmmm...
I understand that some ppl love cats. But bo bian, it was cats which did this shit thingy to me. Moreover, even humans got diffent kinds. This means cats also got different characters? Maybe I met those with toopid attitude???? heheaa....
Doesn't matter lah..... :pp I am in some shit myself anyway...... see ya ard
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Issit? got such car wash?
hmmmm........ tet, bring me to the car wash at seletar....manual? good good.....
after my exams arrhh.....ONzz ! -
i wash for you for $2!!!
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you see.., the $2 is nothing compared to the company of you gals! hahahahhahaha
seriouslyy, when I was young I used to love to wash my father's car. Sometimes even once a day. Hahaha! the innocence of youth.....
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HiakZ~
Trying to sian my wife and hunny ah?
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Yes¿ No¿ Maybe¿ -
Hey, don't put words into my mouth!
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Friendly?
Also dun need to wash car for S$2 mah....
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Yes¿ No¿ Maybe¿ -
O.keee arhhhh.....$2 arrrhhh....
ONZzzz !!!
You wash I will stand and watch or I go drink kopi.....heheea.... -
NO~
68, I wash for you FOC~!
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Yes¿ No¿ Maybe¿ -
wahahahahahahahahaha
TDG!!!! u so poor thing man....i know the cats loves u..but not to such extend??!?!!?!
wahahahahahahahaha
*hata-san rolling on the floor*
*hata-san choking on his laughter*
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The Far East Pilgrim -
Why don't we all wash together...
*Hiakz!!* -
Ai yaaaaa.......
now you all wanna wash also cannot....gonna send car to workshop again....arghhhh......
Hata_San: I didn't know that cats like me. But I do know that shit likes me. -
Wah, so smelly........
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68:
Does that mean I am shit? Since I like you?
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En Ren... thks for the story... even better than Tet's pastor's story... I was laughing until I get stomach pain...
sorry to be laughing at your plight, but I couldn't help it....
Anyway, getting rid of your car liao? Good lah... save money also...
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Whens the end coming? Like asif I care..... -
Bo Chup:
Sigh......the damn car has been going in and out of workshops for more that one month oredi and the problem is still not solved. I am gonna go workshop one more this week and if its still the same, I will just scrap it and get a refund on the COE. Sigh......
Wat to do....the 'fellow' is old leow and needs a break. I guess I will need to start getting used to public transport again. I gotta find a way to prevent my bus-sickness from 'activating'.... any suggestions, anyone?
Heheheaaaa......anyway, I am glad that my story made some ppl laugh lah. I dun mind being laughed at. I had a good laugh myself too....