My Three "Laws"
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hahahaha... but she's pretty short for a goddess...okay so she's the goddess of all things short.. patron saint of midgets .Originally posted by prodigal:Yeah, Qwerty,
And see her dancing like an Indian Goddess with the same pattern over the night.... hahahahhahahahaahhahaahhahahahahah
yours,
Prodigal
Somemore for an Indian goddess , she's quite disabled.. only got 2 arms as oppose to 8 which I saw on some idols ... If she had 8 perhaps she could have won the match...
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my pearl!!!!
You protest too much!!! Of course all those times we had together, no matter how short they might be, is not nonsense! Only the letters coming from my side is nonsense, which is a common tendency when i am speaking tp you.
*scuttering around to patch back the pearl*
------------------Originally posted by sparkle:james~!!!!
i protest!!! you mean all those time i spent chatting with you on icq are all nonsense??? and it's definitely more than 10 mins!!!
*gasp*
*heart breaking into pieces*
The heartless and souless fool. -
qwerty!!!!!
still can't get over the fact that i won?? sigh sigh sigh....
you're getting as mean as your sup. wonder who influenced who? -
*chuckle*
I don't mind. give me her petite cute anytime. she doesn't have to be tall to command attention...and beside, i like the way she is. :p
------------------Originally posted by qwerty:I agree . She looks sexier if she artificially enhances her height wearing those clubbing shoes . The only problem is she resembles a midget on stilts trying very hard to stand tall... hahaha
The heartless and souless fool. -
well prodigal,
Persist dealing with her bodyguards? Sigh, i am getting so tired of trying to get her attention :p Think i will just let her 2 bodyguards have their way :p
yours,
james
------------------Originally posted by prodigal:Well james~,
I suppose u have to persist with dealing with the road block set by the two guardians of her temple, namely her Prince Revey the toadie, and her Knight in Dull Armour called Qwerty. The goddess by the name of Manchurian Pearl, speaks in riddles with her fantastic one-liners hence, perhaps, it is our mortal minds which cannot fathom her implied meanings. *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*
Well, try ask her out.... but don't be surprised if her bodyguard is there to protect her from your lust over her.... Guess I have been listening to too much Indian Mythology while visiting all the temples in Chennai this morning...
Have a good time...
yours
Prodigal
The heartless and souless fool. -
james!
why can't i protest? i love to protest...
wat do u mean those coming from you are nonsense? oh..all those praises for me..they're all nonsense?? oh my...
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Okay Sparkle to settle this once and for all.. lets have a rematch.. I'll treat you this time for movie and dinner....Originally posted by sparkle:qwerty!!!!!
still can't get over the fact that i won?? sigh sigh sigh....
you're getting as mean as your sup. wonder who influenced who? -
qwerty, it's a deal!!!!!!
i can even continue to let u win if you give me more treats!! muahahahahha.... :p
your expensive friend. -
pearl!
Yes you can protest, but why protest when you have the best of both world?
You know those words coming from my mouth is true and besides, it does sounds like nonsense if you see it with prejudice right?
*running faster to collect the remaining pearl*
------------------Originally posted by sparkle:james!
why can't i protest? i love to protest...
wat do u mean those coming from you are nonsense? oh..all those praises for me..they're all nonsense?? oh my...
*heart shatters into smaller pieces*
The heartless and souless fool. -
me think she is the patron saint of midgets and unattainable goals. :p
------------------Originally posted by qwerty:hahahaha... but she's pretty short for a goddess...okay so she's the goddess of all things short.. patron saint of midgets .
Somemore for an Indian goddess , she's quite disabled.. only got 2 arms as oppose to 8 which I saw on some idols ... If she had 8 perhaps she could have won the match...
The heartless and souless fool. -
Well, Sparkle,Originally posted by sparkle:proddy, here's a one-liner for you. dun read too much into it.
So, u decide to take over the profile for being the Goddess of One-Liners as well...
yours,
Prodigal -
So you admit I won the last time . But I think you did not do it out of choice but the lack of skill on your part... till we meet again next time....Originally posted by sparkle:qwerty, it's a deal!!!!!!
i can even continue to let u win if you give me more treats!! muahahahahha.... :p
your expensive friend.
quirky qwerty -
Hmmmmm, if u don't want to show me, that is nothing I can do. Besides, the person who sees your photo, by the name of T, as he is exploring my now-defunct laptop, only saw it accidently, and Qwerty, who have been to my place so many times, was not allowed to see it... What a bad accusation coming from the Goddess of One-Liners...Originally posted by sparkle:well, proddy, was planning to show you some of my previous dance performances photos. but i think i'll keep them for myself. wat's more, dunno who you'll be showing if i send them to you. things and secrets are never safe with you. :p
yours,
Prodigal -
Well, Sparkle,Originally posted by sparkle:qwerty!!!!!
still can't get over the fact that i won?? sigh sigh sigh....
you're getting as mean as your sup. wonder who influenced who?
I bet you could beat him just more than squash, perhaps you should try challenging him to a drinking competition or playing bridge, with Vodka.
He did not manage to learn an ounce of my suaning skills, and talk about influencing him to be mean. Even if I have to lay the red carpet for him, I doubt he will absorb it. So, it is good that he is now under your care to be taught how to say one-liners and be boring.... hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahha
Have a good time with the advances of James~.
yours,
Prodigal
"One should never trust a woman who tells her age, a woman who does that, would tell anyone anything..."
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Well, unless u steal some lotus from her or play some evil tune to seduce her out of her temple, or arrange for 2 girls to lure the bodyguards, I doubt you have any chance getting into her realm..... If it's me, Prodigal the Endless, I will shatter her temple and pulverize her two bodyguards easily... hahahahahhahahahaahOriginally posted by james~:well prodigal,
Persist dealing with her bodyguards? Sigh, i am getting so tired of trying to get her attention :p Think i will just let her 2 bodyguards have their way :p
yours,
Prodigal -
Highly interesting
something came to mind from an old movie "The
Name of the Rose"
Brother William (Sean Connery) : 'More bitter than Death is Woman'
well... cirque suum
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Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo
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Tell me, what factors will influence you to break your first law? Naive seems to see it as a sort of contest, is there anything worth fighing for there?
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill (when asked why he never married) -
Hellos Prodigal,
Sorry to disappoint you ... but I'm not shovelling cadavers at the moment. Perhaps, soon to be one will be more appropriate since I am due back in SG very very soon. So FUNERAL IS NOT ME. Guess again *shrug*
Just flipped through you diary and it was interesting :p though I feel that you should throw some dirt in just to sleaze it up a bit *laugh* C'mon, it reads like a travelogue in "Young Generation" (Is it still in publication, I wonder)
[QUOTE]Originally posted by prodigal:
[B]Well, Bohemian
Funeral sounds like the old friend who is living near you. Perhaps, after conquering banks in UK, he is now into funeral parlour business...
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Yah lah.. I agree I don't have the ability to suan myself like you Proddy . I mean no matter how hard I try I will never be able to mock myself in the same way that you do to yourself .Originally posted by prodigal:Well, Sparkle,
I bet you could beat him just more than squash, perhaps you should try challenging him to a drinking competition or playing bridge, with Vodka.
He did not manage to learn an ounce of my suaning skills, and talk about influencing him to be mean. Even if I have to lay the red carpet for him, I doubt he will absorb it. So, it is good that he is now under your care to be taught how to say one-liners and be boring.... hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahha
Have a good time with the advances of James~.
yours,
Prodigal
"One should never trust a woman who tells her age, a woman who does that, would tell anyone anything..."
- Oscar Wilde
Mentioning your purity test , your 3 laws and declaring your sexuality to the whole world as often as possible .You are really someone with a healthy self-confidence and image to be able to do so . I just don't have the stomach to inflict insults on myself and give people amusement at my own expense .
Thats why no matter how hard I try .. I can't absorb from the best who by the way once compared maths to gongfu ....sigh
quirky qwerty -
Originally posted by prodigal:
is this quote specially for me?
"One should never trust a woman who tells her age, a woman who does that, would tell anyone anything..."
- Oscar Wilde
if only there's a quote for a guy who tells the whole world that he's 26, and still a virgin. -
Well, Qwerty,Originally posted by qwerty:Yah lah.. I agree I don't have the ability to suan myself like you Proddy . I mean no matter how hard I try I will never be able to mock myself in the same way that you do to yourself .
Mentioning your purity test , your 3 laws and declaring your sexuality to the whole world as often as possible .You are really someone with a healthy self-confidence and image to be able to do so . I just don't have the stomach to inflict insults on myself and give people amusement at my own expense .
Thats why no matter how hard I try .. I can't absorb from the best who by the way once compared maths to gongfu ....sigh
quirky qwerty
I have always start off the notion that if I want to suan somebody, I am prepared to be suaned as well. So, it is not of big deal if u want to mock at my 3 "laws", virginity or sexuality. I have a good laugh at myself when getting snubbed.
People who cannot handle serious issues like adultery, cohabitation, virginity and sexuality and make a bigger fool of themselves, ends up losing their credibility and destroying themselves in the process. I know of one such idiot (not you, before u start speculating) who has achieved this by being obnoxious and amoral, and totally lose credibility even he thinks that some of his friends think like the way he do, and backstabbing him to others about his credibility. Condoning something does not necessarily mean implementing it.
The people who share my philosophy on relating the analogy of mathematics to kungfu are the people who have already written 1-3 research papers before they even do PhD, and come up with interesting means to learn and understand the subject and help me to think of new ideas to teach u in your supervisions so that you can understand the subject. They adopted my philosophy and think that it is a means to appreciate the subject and push themselves to higher heights. They may not be as hippy as the other supervisor of yours who goes around sleeping with undergrads in other colleges. At least, they get respected as true academics, and not muggers, geeks and nerds who study for the sake of examinations. It is like a fencer trying to achieve the perfect swordsplay (I know A shares the same idea as I do), science is the same. If u can't see the simple analogy and adopt the correct learning attitude, u would not be able to reach as far as those who I know do, and they would be the leaders of this field in the future. In that notion, I came to understand why Singapore can never produce a Fields medalist or a Nobel Prize winner.
yours sincerely,
Prodigal -
Wah lau.. this is really hitting below the belt..... literally...Originally posted by sparkle:is this quote specially for me?
if only there's a quote for a guy who tells the whole world that he's 26, and still a virgin. -
Unfortunately, there is no quote of such for a guy. Well, guys know when to say what and when not to say what.Originally posted by sparkle:is this quote specially for me?
if only there's a quote for a guy who tells the whole world that he's 26, and still a virgin. Well, if u take the quote too literally, then u caught me. *laugh* But if u think a little deeper, the quote is there for another reason....
yours,
Prodigal -
Well, Matahari,Originally posted by Matahari:Tell me, what factors will influence you to break your first law? Naive seems to see it as a sort of contest, is there anything worth fighing for there?
Hmmm, I guess I will be serious since I have been getting quite sarcastic and mean with the amusement of Qwerty, James and Sparkle out of having fun.
That is a good question. I have conjectured possible scenarios to break the first law
1)The guy she is with, ill-treats her and she wants to leave him. If there is no future, the gal must make the decision. The third party should not interfere at all.
2)The guy has betrayed her, by going with another gal behind her back, and I see it.
3)The gal is the One, and I really fall in love with her, and would do anything to get her, but that is also compromising between possession and love, since how would one know that he love a person by possessing her? This case, I am still in the grey area, but I will leave it open, till the situation arises. I have no answer to this.
I suppose that NG is just joking when she is determined to break my 1st law. (some things she said was just out of fun and to piss people off) If in real life, she is doing it for that reason, then I would say that it is a very sad thing, because the value of a relationship between two people has reduced to a challenge. Perhaps, I will just let her reply to you, than to make any speculations....
Above all, are my possible hypothetical cases of breaking the first law. I am also searching for grey areas, and be less dogmatic, unless otherwise being misunderstood.
yours,
Prodigal -
Hmm.. so they have written some research papers and are respected as serious academics . So what ? That idea is just plain weird no matter how many academics think otherwise .Originally posted by prodigal:The people who share my philosophy on relating the analogy of mathematics to kungfu are the people who have already written 1-3 research papers before they even do PhD, and come up with interesting means to learn and understand the subject and help me to think of new ideas to teach u in your supervisions so that you can understand the subject. They adopted my philosophy and think that it is a means to appreciate the subject and push themselves to higher heights. They may not be as hippy as the other supervisor of yours who goes around sleeping with undergrads in other colleges. At least, they get respected as true academics, and not muggers, geeks and nerds who study for the sake of examinations. It is like a fencer trying to achieve the perfect swordsplay (I know A shares the same idea as I do), science is the same. If u can't see the simple analogy and adopt the correct learning attitude, u would not be able to reach as far as those who I know do, and they would be the leaders of this field in the future. In that notion, I came to understand why Singapore can never produce a Fields medalist or a Nobel Prize winner.
yours sincerely,
Prodigal
You should know that argument by appealing through authority is one pretty lame way to argue...
Furthermore you say if I don't see that simple analogy.. I won't be able to succeed .
Wah... so it takes to succeed in science is to stomache that weird idea... wahhh.. if only life is as simple as that... all I need is a simple analogy .
Well.. the analogy is simple as you say.. simply funny and weird .
quirky qwerty