Ahem, ahem, is the mic working? I don't know if I will be arrested because at 10.45pm at night, I did not have any chance to apply for the permit. But even if I apply the office would have been closed already. Anyway, I will take the chance. In life, no venture got gain, I meant, no venture no gain. (I am sweating profusely I have to keep looking behind my back in case the policeman shows up). In case, in the middle of my important spee..eeeech (stutter {my heart pumping very fast=can get heart attack so anything that makes your poor heart beats faster like medicine, exercise, stress, fear of being arrested, anxiety, etc}, I got arrested, I will continue part 2 after my release. Alternatively, I could just sell my book overseas (better for me I still can earn sterling pound, US dollar, I don’t want to earn rupee ( I will tell them to convert to sterling pound or US dollar first. Another problem is I think is 1 book I sell I have to carry a lot of rupee that is why I propose using identity card as the new form of payment. It can facilitate easy payment, and receipt of money. If 1 book costs SGD$20 hypothetically {I have to calculate whether I want to be as rich as Bill Gates or be richer than him} then the person would just have to transfer the equivalent to my identity card. PM Modi did not have to experience the currency turmoil because using identity card payment he could actually trace the flow of the illegal funds without crippling the payment of the rest of the population. He could suspend the payment mode of the crooks just by freezing their identity card. In fact, he can catch the whole syndicate who are involved in any crime) . I know you must be thinking why I am so long winded. Ok I am going to start now...oh dear it is my zzzzz time. I told people to sleep early so that the cells can rest . Ok I will continue part 1A tomorrow. I know you must be thinking I talk so much irrelevant subject and do not get to the crux of the matter. Ok... 1. A good leader should lead by example , not by force 2. (to be continued tomorrow when I apply for the permit, provided they, you know who I mean, approve) 3. (that’s why I say I cannot say too much otherwise they will not approve because they will be so impressed by my points or maybe they will use them so that they don’t have to pay the person who writes the speech or maybe I can apply to be their script writer) oh dear, 11.11pm 1,000 cells in my body will have the body riot..(similar to Little India riot just that it happens inside the body, that is why people feel the heat radiating=inflammation and get easily irritated, anxious or agitated) .....that will give me inflammation which will lead to cancer and chronic diseases.....eeeeeee ( the interference sound of the mic )mic off open mic again .. hello I must say I am so glad no police came for me.... ok I will off the mic ... this time for real. MIC OFF FOR NOW P/s I do not know why sometimes I type the correct word but the predictor changes it to a nonsensical word, I suspect the person who wrote the program has poor command of English. Occasionally, I even spotted the wrong past participle was used. Maybe that person can hire me as the English tutor. P/s 2 Therefore if you see any grammatical errors , it is 1,000% not me. But I have to keep editing his mistakes. I should charge every alphabet $2. I know you may think it is too expensive. Let me tell you, 1) time is very precious 2) sometimes you have to be cruel in order to be kind. Now I think I should charge $10. Plang plang x 2 (I have no strength to type the word). I believe in no time I can unseat Bill or whoever in the top spot. P/s 3 Yesterday, I saw an add....ad (see what I mean {delete 3 alphabets and type ad so total this person owes me $500 wait, I still have to include 4 dots so total he owes me becomes $900 plangx3) appearing in one of the posts which I wanted to edit, may I know if I will get a cut? If yes, how much? If no, why not? p/s 4 Every time I want to end my hands still continue to type ,I believe my brain must be telling my fingers every alphabet costs $10. P/s 5 I think I have to charge PM Module.. (do you see what I mean?) Modi for teaching him how to catch the crooks without disrupting the financial system. Wait, plus reducing monetary crimes... let me think should I calculate the intrinsic value of my payment mode? Wait... I think I have to charge all the governments in the world. Imagine they can save manpower mobilise to catch the crooks... Plang x8 (for people who don't know this is the infinity logo, at least my version) OK I have to eat because if I don't eat all the 3 meals , my cells will stage a rebel and I will get gastric problem. How many words have I typed? Let me calculate my income. Where is my calculator? I can't believe it after all the hard work I am not even close to what Bill earns in 1 second. I have to work lessor (you see what I mean)..... lesser (this means he owes me 6 letters plus 5 dots $1,100 plus $900=$2, 000. I believe if this carries on he has to have 9 lives to pay off his debt to me. This means I also must have 9 lives to receive. Frankly, I believe he must have been sleeping in class). I should just charge $100 per alphabet....