sigh... somebody spoiled the surprise... WE ARE SUPPOSED TO FORGET HIS BDAY MAN! make him feel dejected, lonely, sad, and the best part... make him feel like a fool for sharing all the other bday presents and now noone remebers his...
then. suddenly... the light of his life... ( not his cat) walks in and presents him wif his present... a LAP DANCE
oops... wrong person..i mean the present was a ... watever... anyway, since the surprise is spoiled... happy bday ancient one.