What kind of Hearse you driving?
Now still got those traditional one around? The one with an animal on top of the roof. The animal represents the gender of the decease right? Bird is female, tiger for male?
you want join dr casket van too?
Mine, not so colorful lah, knn, where got tiger want, that one ah neh one lah, what bird?? angry bird
. It is phoenix (girl) or dragon (guy),
The heading is asking you to
come,
give him a KISS
A bit pai kia........but come in to +1....
bro bowah is the professional casket limo driver here hor
mai di di siao siao hor................
Originally posted by Rbs70:A bit pai kia........but come in to +1....
Knn, hammer leh, casket office, cdg office call me go in, I also bo yew lan them, but bro hammer must give face, call me step into his office, sure I come .
His this type of temper, drive casket, sure fark until the dead also wake up and ask for change driver.
Originally posted by komade:bro bowah is the professional casket limo driver here hor
mai di di siao siao hor................
My purpose is simple, it is to tell all my taxi brothers, everytime, when you are driving alone somewhere and thinking, knn, drive taxis seibei jilat, tan bo and have to withstanding paxs scolding at time, money hard to earn. People earn so much, wear nice nice go nice office, earn 5 digits pay for a mere 8hrs 5 days job, so many perks, knn I TD no future.
Then think of me, brother bowah, I more worst, drive casket, give people hua ki hua low, even monk can scold me, knn, drop body, tio fuck, my guy put body inside wrong chamber for burning, I also tio fark until head down tiam tiam,.
So brother, whenever you think you are low, think of me, I am much lower than you and so are many others earning only 1 to 1.5k per month
Originally posted by bowah:
Knn, hammer leh, casket office, cdg office call me go in, I also bo yew lan them, but bro hammer must give face, call me step into his office, sure I come.
His this type of temper, drive casket, sure fark until the dead also wake up and ask for change driver.
tat 1 confirm only scared is.............. will he whack the dead body??
hmmmmm..... u need relief for casket driving??
Originally posted by bowah:
Knn, hammer leh, casket office, cdg office call me go in, I also bo yew lan them, but bro hammer must give face, call me step into his office, sure I come.
His this type of temper, drive casket, sure fark until the dead also wake up and ask for change driver.
If dead can wake up I huat liao!!!! Long queue for my 妙手回春 service....Lol
Originally posted by Sam.seah:Bro Bowah, I read your post always make me laugh lah…
How the monk scold you? Got any abusive words or not? Got the Ccb come out?
Maybe is like this....."AH WAH!!!! SMLJ!!!...Pray wrong ancestor very tua kong eh!!!!" LOL
ever saw sai kong F apprentice big time bfore for cock up??
Originally posted by Sam.seah:Bro Bowah, I read your post always make me laugh lah…
How the monk scold you? Got any abusive words or not? Got the Ccb come out?
Bo lah, even Monks also many from PRC, knn, morning sending dead paxs, like wet market there you know, you put body wrong place, monks give blessing to the wrong person, sure scold you upside down lah, all timming must be perfect, just like AP departure, time up, last calls, body must be there, 6 monks pray, relatives kneels, once body on top sliding table, you can fcuk off liao, but if put wrong body, CCB, jilat liao, half way boss call you, you got back get scold by monk, fuck by relatives, then go back fuck by boss...nabei anyway, I already throw key liao,
Originally posted by hammerhammer8888:Maybe is like this....."AH WAH!!!! SMLJ!!!...Pray wrong ancestor very tua kong eh!!!!" LOL
Knn, sure tua ki lah, u mix up the body, both side relative pray wrongly, you think tua ki bo, later pick bones also pick the wrong one, lim pei give bangali singh ai see liao, knn, ma drive casket liao, everyday heard the dead songs, buddhist, christian music, no lady gaga, end up me look like zombie, brain get psycho'ed, people sing Jay chou songs, I sing how lam songs...knn.
Got once sending off, knn, I thot the CD is buddhist songs, on only, knn, my siao ah cock yesterday put lady gaga song inside, again knn fark by the law choo (organiser of the funneral). Everyone also want to laugh, but dun dare to laugh. I was driving slowing and sipping my coffee from my packet half way also spew out. On only, ra ra ra ho la la ra ra ra ho la la..
Park van to by 4Ds and totos, those lau uncles and aunties Q there fcuk me, ask me to drive further away, knn.
throw throw throw
Anyway, I am only a partimer for casket, so called a relief.
Relief for casket driving is different from TD, you need a group of relief, not just one relief, your need to gather your group, the boss will only give order to you as the leader, paid you, then you paid to the rest of your group.
Originally posted by bowah:
Knn, sure tua ki lah, u mix up the body, both side relative pray wrongly, you think tua ki bo, later pick bones also pick the wrong one, lim pei give bangali singh ai see liao, knn, ma drive casket liao, everyday heard the dead songs, buddhist, christian music, no lady gaga, end up me look like zombie, brain get psycho'ed, people sing Jay chou songs, I sing how lam songs...knn.Got once sending off, knn, I thot the CD is buddhist songs, on only, knn, my siao ah cock yesterday put lady gaga song inside, again knn fark by the law choo (organiser of the funneral). Everyone also want to laugh, but dun dare to laugh. I was driving slowing and sipping my coffee from my packet half way also spew out. On only, ra ra ra ho la la ra ra ra ho la la..
Park van to by 4Ds and totos, those lau uncles and aunties Q there fcuk me, ask me to drive further away, knn.
throw throw throw
haha lady gaga power 1 bro next time my turn u play for me k no prob
i leave my instructions for them~~~~~~
Oh, brother, how can I play for you, you xiao didi leh, more chances you may have to play for me... mine one, you play Majulah Singapura can already
Originally posted by bowah:Oh, brother, how can I play for you, you xiao didi leh, more chances you may have to play for me...
mine one, you play Majulah Singapura can already
Than like that the hearse cannot moved leh...all must serdi yat until finish playing than can move.
Originally posted by bowah:Oh, brother, how can I play for you, you xiao didi leh, more chances you may have to play for me...
mine one, you play Majulah Singapura can already
hard to say hor liao.............. nowadays life can be gone in just a moment............
so live hard.........play hard....................
Originally posted by ericgo:
Than like that the hearse cannot moved leh...all must serdi yat until finish playing than can move.
Ya, then must cover with singapore flag, bro komade use viet flag, then must fire few shots, if got Canon, lagi good. 12 Canon firing, a show of respect
Originally posted by komade:hard to say hor liao.............. nowadays life can be gone in just a moment............
so live hard.........play hard....................
Ya hor, one ferrari or some jude ladies, we can up lorry very fast one.