Come, lets share your funny moments with pax.
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We don't offten encounter nasty pax only, instead of whining and complaining about them, let's share some funny moments we had with our passengers.
Here's mine
This morning lady pax was in my cab, suddenly, Uncle can you increase your radio volume.
Me: Sure no problem
Lady: Uncle, did you heard what the news caster said?
Me: Nope!
Lady: I think i heard Whitney Houston died.
Me: Isit? She was so popular in the 80s.
Lady: Yah, Yah (at the same time saw her googleing with her phone)
Lady: Yah, Whitney Houston is dead.
Me: Maybe she comsume to much drug, shall i off the radio and do a minutes of silence?
Lady: Hahaha...no need lah...
Radio was playing Lionel Richie song(Stuck On You). <<< CLICK HERE FOR SONG
Me: After Whitney Houston the next one will be Lionel Richie.
Lady: Huh...Uncle, why you said like that?
Me: You listen to what Lionel Richie said "Guess I'm On My Way"
Lady: Hahaha...Uncle, you joker lah...
Me: HAHAHA......
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Originally posted by Cash Lee:
We don't offten encounter nasty pax only, instead of whining and complaining about them, let's share some funny moments we had with our passengers.
Here's mine
Your female pax must be a Chio Bu....
If she....
look like this (below)....
I believed you'll turbo all the way to destination....
with your mouth shut. -
Wow,don"t know you got such a humour sense.
Good one,冷é�¢ç¬‘åŒ ã€‚ã€‚ã€‚ -
I share funny moment with funny TD can bo?
There got 1 time when I took a cab, a transcab wish, from hougang...
TD unker was telling me he sweeping the road beri beri beri long but no one want to flag him, but see other cab will flag, dunno why... He tot his cab got ghost or wat and was heading over to some temple to pray...
But I just told him becoz I saw the cab put "Hired" but I still flag anyway and he stopped... Then he noticed he forgot to off his previous meter... was near $20 already... Initally I tot he will face black black all the way but he just laugh at it...
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
ired" but I still flag anyway and he stopped... Then he noticed he forgot to off his previous meter... was near $20 already... Initally I tot he will face black black all the way but he just laugh at it...
ended .... u paid the previous fare meter too.... that's why he is laughing.... (at you)...
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
ended .... u paid the previous fare meter too.... that's why he is laughing.... (at you)...
is it ?
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Your female pax must be a Chio Bu....
If she....
look like this (below)....
I believed you'll turbo all the way to destination....
with your mouth shut. ai ni kuan kong ho tia meh, hahahah.....
About two months ago, also a lady broad my cab from international plaza.
lady= uncle, i want to go to the bank
me= ok, hmm....which bank you want to go?
lady= the bank
me= citi , dbs , standschart, hsbc eg.........
lady= dunno leh, my friend told me the bank only
me=do you know the place?
lady= friends said near lau pa sat got 1 new building
me= ohh, that want is citi bank.
lady= never mind, i reach there than find
So we carry on the journey, reached the intersection of raffles quay/shenton way and boon tat st ,traffic light was red
me=ohh, i know where is the bank liao
lady= yah yah this is the want.
Nabei, actually The Bank is a Bar & Bisto.
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Cash Lee is TDs' ......
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ya cash and tony can fight hmm
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haha bro cash lee nber fail to make me laugh with his stories~~~
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He jokes with
only....If pax a....
He will ask you Jiak Pa beh .....
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My funniest moment is not funny , strictly cannot say online , wall also got ears .
Cannot say means cannot say . Shhhhh ..............
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
He jokes with
only....If pax a....
He will ask you Jiak Pa beh .....
ai ni kuan kong ho tia meh member??
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Originally posted by Poolman:
My funniest moment is not funny , strictly cannot say online , wall also got ears .
Cannot say means cannot say . Shhhhh ..............
Funniest moment = Not funny....?
Want to say = Cannot say ??
You high on Caffeine ??
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Funniest moment = Not funny....?
Want to say = Cannot say ??
You high on Caffeine ??
ya lor, want to +1 post lar -
Originally posted by Poolman:
My funniest moment is not funny , strictly cannot say online , wall also got ears .
Cannot say means cannot say . Shhhhh ..............
if ck off... khoon meet pool at coconut tree... den can tell?
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Originally posted by Poolman:
My funniest moment is not funny , strictly cannot say online , wall also got ears .
Cannot say means cannot say . Shhhhh ..............
wow ....very funny+1 post
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Originally posted by Poolman:
My funniest moment is not funny , strictly cannot say online , wall also got ears .
Cannot say means cannot say . Shhhhh ..............
your post is like....
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Mine funniest is funny to me , not funny for some people .
cannot reveal online , dangerous .
Can ....
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Originally posted by Poolman:
Mine funniest is funny to me , not funny for some people .
cannot reveal online , dangerous .
Can ....
Well done brother Poolman....
after 2 posts, I still don't get what you really wanted to say..... anyway... you are +2 posts.
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
your post is like....
your pics never fail to enlight me...
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I share my funny moment with Taxi Uncle
I went to pick up something from my friend and because it's bulky and heavy, he helped me load into the taxi.
Taxi uncle was chatty for about 5 mins and after that he went silent and kept looking at the back mirror
Then when he reached my place he asked:
Taxi Uncle: Miss, you're alone ah
Me: Yes I'm alone
Taxi Uncle: ................... I thought got a guy with you
Me: Uncle, he just help me load things nia. Never follow me. Don't worry you never see ghost la (trying not to laugh)
But on a serious note I did encounter during the 7th Month before at East Coast Park which I didn't think is funny and I didn't tell the Uncle because I don't want to scare him.
Me: (Boarded Taxi ALONE) Uncle, pls go to XXXXX
Taxi Driver: (Never drive off still waiting there)
Me: Uncle why are you not driving off?
Taxi Driver: Miss you don't want wait for your friend. See he's waving at you asking you to wait
Me: ????? (Look out of window and saw no one around) -_-" Uncle no la just go
Taxi Driver: You sure you don't want to wait
Me: Just go !!!!
I think by the time the taxi driver also sense something wrong liao and left. We didn't talk throughout the journey.
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Originally posted by elindra:
I share my funny moment with Taxi Uncle
I went to pick up something from my friend and because it's bulky and heavy, he helped me load into the taxi.
Taxi uncle was chatty for about 5 mins and after that he went silent and kept looking at the back mirror
Then when he reached my place he asked:
Taxi Uncle: Miss, you're alone ah
Me: Yes I'm alone
Taxi Uncle: ................... I thought got a guy with you
Me: Uncle, he just help me load things nia. Never follow me. Don't worry you never see ghost la (trying not to laugh)
But on a serious note I did encounter during the 7th Month before at East Coast Park which I didn't think is funny and I didn't tell the Uncle because I don't want to scare him.
Me: (Boarded Taxi ALONE) Uncle, pls go to XXXXX
Taxi Driver: (Never drive off still waiting there)
Me: Uncle why are you not driving off?
Taxi Driver: Miss you don't want wait for your friend. See he's waving at you asking you to wait
Me: ????? (Look out of window and saw no one around) -_-" Uncle no la just go
Taxi Driver: You sure you don't want to wait
Me: Just go !!!!
I think by the time the taxi driver also sense something wrong liao and left. We didn't talk throughout the journey.
wah the 2nd story steam lor~~~~
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Originally posted by elindra:
I share my funny moment with Taxi Uncle
I went to pick up something from my friend and because it's bulky and heavy, he helped me load into the taxi.
Taxi uncle was chatty for about 5 mins and after that he went silent and kept looking at the back mirror
Then when he reached my place he asked:
Taxi Uncle: Miss, you're alone ah
Me: Yes I'm alone
Taxi Uncle: ................... I thought got a guy with you
Me: Uncle, he just help me load things nia. Never follow me. Don't worry you never see ghost la (trying not to laugh)
But on a serious note I did encounter during the 7th Month before at East Coast Park which I didn't think is funny and I didn't tell the Uncle because I don't want to scare him.
Me: (Boarded Taxi ALONE) Uncle, pls go to XXXXX
Taxi Driver: (Never drive off still waiting there)
Me: Uncle why are you not driving off?
Taxi Driver: Miss you don't want wait for your friend. See he's waving at you asking you to wait
Me: ????? (Look out of window and saw no one around) -_-" Uncle no la just go
Taxi Driver: You sure you don't want to wait
Me: Just go !!!!
I think by the time the taxi driver also sense something wrong liao and left. We didn't talk throughout the journey.
next time take uncle decent02 taxi ok?