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ä¸å›½è�œï¼šI am to go to VERY CLOSE!
Last Friday nignt or should said Sat morning (About 0200am) @ Clark Quay
Pick up one Chinese Lady (Singapore Chinese ? China Chinese ??? Don't Know)
Me: Good Morning Madam, where you going ?
Pax: I want to go to VERY CLOSE.
Me: OK, No Problem! So Should I go Straight or Turn Right or Turn Left ?
Pax: (Repeat) I want to go to VERY CLOSE.Me: Yes, I know you are going nearby.
But at you must tell me Should I go straight or turn right or turn left ?
Pax: (Rise the voice) I want to go to VERY CLOSE.
Me: Madam ! I know your destination are very close nearby ONLY,.
BUT at least you must give me a direction where to go ?
Go Straight or turn right or turn left ?
Pax: Shout at me in Mandarin: ä½ ä¼šä¸�会开德士的，怎么连 VERY CLOSE 也ä¸�懂 ？(What kind of TD you are, even VERY CLOSE also don't know ?
Me: ( 1/4Fish + 3/4dUCK，OMG it's ä¸å›½è�œ Tiong Kok Bu ) ,( VERY CLOSE => River Valley Close).
Answer in Mandarin: å°�å§�ï¼Œè¯·é—®ä½ æ˜¯ä¸�是è¦�去 River Valley Close，那个大牌8，16，24，32在斜å�¡ä¸Šçš„Pacific Mansions 太平洋公寓。
Pax: 二百五，就是太平洋公寓å�—ï¼�æ€Žä¹ˆä½ ä»¬æ–°åŠ å�¡çš„德士师父都是这么差劲，连个VERY CLOSE 也ä¸�知é�“？Me:: Oh, VERY CLOSE ! Clark Quay to River Valley Close, it's really VERY CLOSE !
@ # $ % % $ # @。。。。。。。。。。。ä¸å›½è�œ Tiong Kok Bu. 1/4Fish + 3/4dUCK .
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wah lau.....this type short dist i like esp at nite
peak hour, city surcharge
3mins....$8
where to find
dun be too fussy
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Originally posted by decent02:
wah lau.....this type short dist i like esp at nite
peak hour, city surcharge
3mins....$8
where to find
dun be too fussy
yah man tis type i like less effort more $$ earned per km like last sat midnite
i stayed in town all the way frm midnite till round 5am....... total 19 trips end
at 0620am within tat 6hr plus............
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Tell the farker to learn her English properly before she lands here. China speak mandarin and dialects. This is not US, get their Farking mouth to speak a proper mandarin. This is not the fault of æ–°åŠ å�¡çš„士师傅, tell her to walk herself back as Singapore is very safe compare her Farking China. Get thIs kind Of crap out of your taxi in future. A dIsgrace to her countryman and woman. Ask her who is in who's territory, our boss here is LKY. She knows who or not.? I am not a gangster, but I just want myself to know I have to feed a family of four. I short of one this pax won't die a day, nowadays ppl are damn Cheap and with No Dignity and Respect to others.
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Originally posted by Guess?:
Tell the farker to learn her English properly before she lands here. China speak mandarin and dialects. This is not US, get their Farking mouth to speak a proper mandarin. This is not the fault of æ–°åŠ å�¡çš„士师傅, tell her to walk herself back as Singapore is very safe compare her Farking China. Get thIs kind Of crap out of your taxi in future. A dIsgrace to her countryman and woman. Ask her who is in who’s territory, our boss here is LKY. She knows who or not.? I am not a gangster, but I just want myself to know I have to feed a family of four. I short of one this pax won’t die a day, nowadays ppl are damn Cheap and with No Dignity and Respect to others.
Those staying there are working in 大富豪。They stings and stingy like the ah neh. Only their countries and populations big only, other than tat??? All FAKE, 上下都是�的. F hell. -
At first I thought you telling ghost story... you know, go "very close". After that I laugh and laugh. Very Close is very close.
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They only know Very Close. Their can't pronounce River Valley. They only good at 去�去，�公，快点，呵呵, GeyLang。YKWIM.
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Chey,
I was looking forward to a very interesting story, u very close to .....
anti climax
btw u know in Chinese, 250 means u stupid?
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Originally posted by Bingjames:
Chey,
I was looking forward to a very interesting story, u very close to .....
anti climax
btw u know in Chinese, 250 means u stupid?
I know! Thanks.
I was station in China for many years, and My jobs need me to travel to China at least 2~4 Trip per month. The pass 15 Years plus, The amount of China Saliva I Drink more than Singapore Beer.
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Originally posted by komade:
yah man tis type i like less effort more $$ earned per km like last sat midnite
i stayed in town all the way frm midnite till round 5am....... total 19 trips end
at 0620am within tat 6hr plus............
interview all the wayhow you do it?
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This thread is very funny lol... see what language barriers can do us~
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Originally posted by Jacychong10:
This thread is very funny lol... see what language barriers can do us~
Haha, maybe more a case of trying too hard.
TS should have understand better if she speaks in her own language, but she choose to use something foreign and use half of it only without understand that taking the first word away totally change the meaning of it.. Luckily, the censored word did not turn vulgar or embarassing or she would really feel like a fool without knowing. Really二百五!
Wah lao, still can say u taxi driver u dunno, what a joke!
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Originally posted by Ct2220:
I know! Thanks.
I was station in China for many years, and My jobs need me to travel to China at least 2~4 Trip per month. The pass 15 Years plus, The amount of China Saliva I Drink more than Singapore Beer.
wah lao, am I imagining things? feel dam "er xin" leh.
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Did you tell her you also VERY CLOSE to cumming? Hahahahaha.
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we got to level ourselves and speak the same language with our customer. next time, answere her "i no know go to very close, you seat back face Taxi, good mother?"
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Actually it is not 去�去, it is ���. Get it right
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去�。。。�务好，全套。。。去�
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TD: Good Morning Madam, where you going ?
Pax: I want to go to VERY CLOSE.
TD: OK, No Problem! (TD Adjust Seat)OK, Cum VERY CLOSE Now
This is called Service Excellence. Whatever the PAX wants, if can do, will do.
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But the PRC women alway ask me 大哥哥, ����
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Then I replied, å�¹ä½ 妈è‡é¸¡è›‹
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Originally posted by decent02:
interview all the wayhow you do it?
Pure street pick.........