Aunties Commuters
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I seemed to have problems with aunties commuters .
Seriously .
U know why ? Aunties are problematic .
Since the fare adjustment , twice ..... i saw , i picked .
First day ..... saw n picked 3 aunties at Tampines St 21 .
Around 10.30pm .
Say go where ? One go Serangoon , one go Tai Keng garden , last go Bishan .
On the way , behind one auntie kept adjusting the rear window , up down up down ..... i was really irritated .
On the way , suddenly "woon woon woon" sound coming from behind .
Once reached Paya Lebar , i auto lock the window preventing her to adjust any further .
I just waited for her to do it again , haha yeah she wanted to adjust again , but locked liao .
"Eh , cannot open , he locked "
" Hey why u locked ? She cannot breathe inside the car , aircon too low ."
I said : " What lock ? Jam already . Then u all 3 mouths cannot open ? Must say mah , then i adjust my aircon , dun say , how i know ?"
Now what ? My window jammed !
Really jiak lat aunties nowadays .
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second case was after i pumped my CNG at Toh Guan Road East .
4 aunties flag ... i stopped and picked .
Destination : Jurong East St 21 .
So i go straight .... turned left at Toh Guan Road , u-turn and turned left into Jurong East St 21 .
One auntie said : " Where u go by this way , one big round , u think auntie me never take taxi before ? Waste oil ."
I boiled liao : " Hello auntie , Jurong East St 21 si bo ? There (showing them the street sign ) , am i wrong ? I turn here bo lose reason mah ( 输�由 ) , u kao peh si mi ? 4 mouth cannot open ? U never say mah which part St 21 one .... anyway , this way i go never do anything wrong mah "
They see i not happy , kept quiet .
Reached destination , uncle me $0.01 also never discount .
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aunties commuters , pls lah , ya ya what ? Got little money big shot ? I dun want lar , go take Comfort lar , if want ya ya .. . Comfort won't scold you , TransCab will scold you .
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i swear , i rather skip all chinese aunties commuters , then taking them .
Last time aunties very nice , now all machiam lose alot at MBS and RWS .... not been getting too much aunties after RWS n MBS started operational , now i had enough for aunties commuters .
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Members pls watch out for one or more aunties in a group , they can posed a problem to you .
Aunties can spoilt your whole day .
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Just share one story with you all .
A few years back .
My friend driving a Citycab Sonata .
At Bukit Panjang , he picked 2 aunties .
Destination : Redhill .
So my friend asked : " U want to go by which way ?"
One auntie said : " Anyway shortest ."
So my friend proceeded via BKE > intention to go by Eng Neo Road > Dunearn Road > Queensway > Jalan Bukit Merah . This is our undisputed shortest route
But once my friend turned into PIE ( AP ) , one auntie nag nag nag , said why go by this way ? where my friend bring them to etc cheating her money ? ......
When my friend never had any intention or wanted to cheat and got accused of being cheating ... he du lan liao .
My friend garang fellow , u know what happened ?
Before Eng Neo Road , my friend dumped these 2 aunties on the PIE road shoulder !!!!
" Ka lin peh loh chia , bo lin peh pa li , loh chia !!!!
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1 bad aunty doesnt mean all are bad. Never came across situations like what u mentioned.
In fact during last CNY , i even had 2 aunties gave me ang bao. The $ is not much but im very touched.
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I actually find these aunties okay, maybe because of different race. When I can answer a bit in Hokkien, they very steam, wah eh sai kong hokkien ar. I say tampo nia, they happy like fuck.
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But true what you say, auntie all must ask them one, ai wan chia chu or wan toh chiu these kind of things, they have a set way of going and start getting all fidgety if you take different. Auntie I give face la, old ppl i understand have this concept of keeping costs down. I always scold my mother also, say take taxi driver go long way cheat her. I say cheat you, how much $1 or 2? But consider the safety aspect, no need to climb stairs taking bus or mrt and get lost still.
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Ah pool u not aunty killer mah so kenna F............
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And they keep calling you uncle.
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did you mentioned auntie?
oh man, I also cannot stand auntie. the way they talked so loud, their accent and their gibberish really irritated me.
I also tend not to walk or stand close to them, as I do not want them to touch me nor do I wish to bump into them. I find it unbelievable when taking bus or mrt, auntie standing behind you can bump into you one, really unbelievable. I felt like telling them, can you dun push me when the door is still locked, why so kan cheong, relax lar.
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bk pj to redhil? aln whack bke pie lornie u turn farrer eng neo, dunearn? traffc light not aln friend haha
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Originally posted by Bo Call Liao:
1 bad aunty doesnt mean all are bad. Never came across situations like what u mentioned.
In fact during last CNY , i even had 2 aunties gave me ang bao. The $ is not much but im very touched.
You handsome mah -
Last time aunties also see better, because last time I younger and better looking, now tailko oily face, sure get scolding one
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Originally posted by ALN:
bk pj to redhil?
aln whack bke pie lornie u turn farrer
eng neo, dunearn?
traffc light not aln friend
haha
ALN how u U-turn from lornie road to farrer rd? PIE lornie can U-turn only near mac ritchie reservoir. Pls dont anyhow whack leh.
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aunties n old folks... cannot go expressway one...
clementi ave 6 to far east plaza... die die want to go commonwealth ave west-farrer -holland-orchard-scotts...
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
aunties n old folks... cannot go expressway one...
clementi ave 6 to far east plaza... die die want to go commonwealth ave west-farrer -holland-orchard-scotts...
huh?
What's ur better way?
Can share.............
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
ALN how u U-turn from lornie road to farrer rd? PIE lornie can U-turn only near mac ritchie reservoir. Pls dont anyhow whack leh.
Got one U Turn around Wallace, no need to go until reservoir. Also can go in SICC Sime Road come out turn right.
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
aunties n old folks... cannot go expressway one...
clementi ave 6 to far east plaza... die die want to go commonwealth ave west-farrer -holland-orchard-scotts...
Khoon your aunties consider okay liao , still can go Far East .... mine those aunties from Jurong East to Jurong East nia kpkb .... -
Now for a joke ....
FT picked an auntie , 60-70 years old .
On the phone , talking with her friends , halfway , FT overheard : 我�赶回家，有�爱。
FT listen liao funny funny ... looked at the rear mirror , see left see right , knn 60-70 years old auntie , 还能�什么爱？
oh , FT later then realized it's the Taiwan Serial called " Love" that episode .
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Sorry , i like to emphasis , chinese aunties is the problematic one .....
But Melayu Aunties , ok , best of the best .
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Talking about auntie I got one story want to share. Pool....that day I told you I damn piss right? Ok this is what happen.
Queue at AP got this pax 3 old fellow, 1 uncle and 2 aunties taking my cab. One of the old auntie walk very very slow loh. Imagine behind me 4 taxi load luggage zoom off another 4 taxi come in and loading luggage she then reach my cab. And I park just in front of the glass door loh. Ok old people nevermind give chance, after queue 1 hour tell me Bedok North St 3. Nevermind since the auntie got weak leg I drive properly, din anyhow. Along the way already very sianzzz liao...the uncle keep talking cock with me I just entertain him. Reach liao fare $15.52 old people nevermind still 好心 give discount take $15. Then one of the auntie exclaim "�五�钱，那么贵!" KNNBLCB....Lai liao loh...uncle FUCK HER UNSIDE DOWN.... "$15 means each person $5 nia. Take bus $2 still must wait and change 2 buses and the bus stop is opposite directions and walk 3 blocks after crossing overhead bridge loh!!!! KNN less then 10 meters walk almost 3 mins liao how long you need to walk home from bus stop? 1 hour? Walk stop walk stop. Can climb stairs or not? Can come down stairs or not? 15 mins send you back to door step for only few dollars more a person tell me expensive? #()^&$#(*# all the hokkien vulgars all come out"....Then the old uncle keep apologizing to me.....
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Talking about melayu aunties , i learnt alot of Muslim cultures and practise from them , some patiently explained to me some practise .
Cos everytime i picked Melayu aunties go Mosque , they usually put money on top my drawer , and when give them back change , all told me to put on top my drawer ....
I always hellan .....
Then one finally explained to me , Muslim aunties before go Mosque , cannot have contact with men . . . touch also cannot .
They cleanse themself liao ...
So from that day onwards , SOP . . . . no need to tell me .
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Originally posted by hammerhammer8888:
Talking about auntie I got one story want to share. Pool....that day I told you I damn piss right? Ok this is what happen.
Queue at AP got this pax 3 old fellow, 1 uncle and 2 aunties taking my cab. One of the old auntie walk very very slow loh. Imagine behind me 4 taxi load luggage zoom off another 4 taxi come in and loading luggage she then reach my cab. And I park just in front of the glass door loh. Ok old people nevermind give chance, after queue 1 hour tell me Bedok North St 3. Nevermind since the auntie got weak leg I drive properly, din anyhow. Along the way already very sianzzz liao...the uncle keep talking cock with me I just entertain him. Reach liao fare $15.52 old people nevermind still 好心 give discount take $15. Then one of the auntie exclaim "�五�钱，那么贵!" KNNBLCB....Lai liao loh...uncle FUCK HER UNSIDE DOWN.... "$15 means each person $5 nia. Take bus $2 still must wait and change 2 buses and the bus stop is opposite directions and walk 3 blocks after crossing overhead bridge loh!!!! KNN less then 10 meters walk almost 3 mins liao how long you need to walk home from bus stop? 1 hour? Walk stop walk stop. Can climb stairs or not? Can come down stairs or not? 15 mins send you back to door step for only few dollars more a person tell me expensive? #()^&$#(*# all the hokkien vulgars all come out"....Then the old uncle keep apologizing to me.....
Ya lor chinese aunties their mouth really can be knnblcb type .... i just tell my wife , next time old liao , be gracious a bit , dun be like those old aunties .