Strange Products That Come From Japan

Bangulzai

27 Apr 09, 21:51

"Face Slimmer"
Having a slim face as a Japanese women is considered as a rare beauty feature. So that's why they made this Slimming Face Mask. The mask works by putting it over your face and letting contact pressure do it's job. It's also acts as a sauna for your face. That way you can sweat the fat off your damn face.

"Water Salad"
Japan has some funky tasting drink products, and the salad flavoured water proves that fact. It looks like this water salad comes in many nasty flavours like cool ranch, fat free Italian, and vinegar and garbage. Just kidding! I really don't know what flavours it comes in, but it probably makes your poop change colors.

"Personal Karaoke"
We all know Japan goes crazy for Karaoke just like we Americans go crazy for Chuck Norris. This personal soundproof microphone lets you practice your awful singing without disturbing your family. It also comes with little earphones which lets you torture yourself by yourself. Just remember to brush your teeth before using it.

"Noodle Stove"
So who doesn't love those delicious Ramen Noodles? And if you really love them you'll get this Mini Noodle Stove. Just place your favorite cup of noodles over the single stove plate, and wait a couple of minutes. The heat temperature can get pretty high for a little thing like this. So don't try to make any damn omelets.

"Nose Stretcher"
A flat little nose is a common feature among Japanese women. But that all changed with this nose lengthening device. The thing works by stretching the cartilage in your nose to a desired size after wearing it for a few minutes a couple times a week. Pretty soon all Japanese women will have nice noses like Barbara Strasen.

"Noodle Cooler"
There's nothing worst than burning your mouth while eating some tasty noodles. And that's why the Japanese came up with the Noodle Cooling Fan. Attach the thing to your chopsticks and set the little fan to chill my noodles muthasucka... Hopefully the fan doesn't blow away your damn noodles or the soup juice all over your lap.

"Head Bath Cap"
We all should give our heads a nice bath. And this head bathing cap is perfect for that. Begin by putting the cap over your head, and then let water run inside the cap's opening. The water gets trapped which helps penetrate the pores in your scalp. This actually helps your hair grow faster and fuller unlike your dignity.