Lame Stories!?
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Just now I got buy mineral water leh... guess what i go buy liao at super market lor... so go to q up... then hor there is this person in front of me leh... he didn't see there is an empty counter lor.... so i want to over take him then he realise faster he go there... Basket nvm so I here queuing in another booth behind another but my counter faster so I faster faster ask the aunty faster I finish paying faster them him he saw he also finish...
Then we faster walk see who faster to the exit suddenly there is a lift open leh... but it is full with only one place left.. so we see who reaches there first... suddenly he throw his bag into the lift to chop the place liao...arrgghhh ok nvm nvm.... I faster run to the stairs to level two to press the lift button and go to level one... wah hahaha so funny think he kana trap I still reach level one first... we hor go to the auto pay station top up cash card leh... I saw him leh he saw me he faster q up in one of the counter leh... I q at another... wah long q see who faster basket there is only one person in front of me and two in front of him... the this person in front of me don't know how to use.... I got to teach him... the two in front of him wah expert in the end he faster... but not long I also finish...
We faster go to our car... jump in start the car leh... suddenly the tire burning smell we go down like 80km/h on the 50m stretch leh... I lane 2 and he lane 3 lor... wah so fast sia... think a girl in between us suddenly the skirt flew leh... but don't care liao must win him... when at the turn I faster change gear pull hand brake leh... both of us drift leh really drift leh basket he almost catch up with me... We reach the payment electronic booth lor... wah wit for who to beep first... wah.... so long wait leh like eternity like that... he looking at me I looking at him sweating leh... waiting and heart pounding suddenly my booth open I chiong out... he got some cash card problem...
Later he come up to me and point middle finger... lose already not gentleman... do you think he is childish..!? -
Just now raining abit hor so I got hawker and eat breakfast leh.... then hor suddenly I saw there is this seat coz no more seats liao... There is a man there lor eating bak cho mee.... I ask if I can sit on the other side he say no its reserved... so ok nvm I hold my cha kway tiao walk around to see if there i smore seat... but no leh... 5 mins later i came back and found the seat is empty obviously he lying lor... so I heck care and sit...
Suddenly he use his hands to palm the table... and my cha kway tiao flew up thank goodness i dogde fast and it didn't hit me.. I used my internal force to hit the edge of the table and his chilli jumped he pick up his chop stick and grab them before it hits him... suddenly the sell drink aunty came we both ordered coke light... arrrggghhhh I grab one side and he grab another... less than 10 seconds the coke light burst, and it splashed unto the sell drink aunty... basket!!!
I can not bear anymore and pick up the glass with the ice and shoot at him... he siam, he pick up his chopstick and dart at me. I siam and it back stabbed unto the man sitting behind me... Basket this guy also got kung fu... I use my snake strike fist and hit his neck he block and give me a dragon kick, I dodge... both of us pick up umberallas from nearby patron and fight for about 4-5 bouts before I hit his wrist and the umbella flew. He picked up a water melon from tthe fruit stall and threw at me. I use my taichi to divert the force and swing back to him it didn't hit him but the pillar and left a big dent and cracks... arrrgghh..
He leap off outside... when I followed to where he was, he is gone... If you are the loser don't run!!! come and admit it. -
Just now hor raining leh... wah raining very big lor... so I driving and driving down the road... then hor I saw soemthing leh there is this pot hole in the road side with lotsa water... and some students leh down there waiting for taxi OOOOOLLALALALA I chiong really chiong ram at the pot holes... the water splash at the students WOOAAAHHAHA so shiok very fun very fun...
The hor suddenly a car came over took me leh... wah its a sports car lor.... it just overtook me.... after a while there is another pot hole... and there is the ARMY Chao recruit... basket the car ram at the pot hole and splash the water at them... arrrgggghhhh .... I very angery lor... then over took it... suddenly got this traffic lights leh... an old lady... waiting with umberalla.... i faster pull hand brake and turn and drift unto the water and it splash unto the lady wah very shiok very shiok... the car tried to over take me again... it go right I go right it go left I go left... don't want it to over take me...
Suddenly it tried to go right so I go right instead it turn left basket over taken me... arrrrggghhhh basket I must over take it... so we like travelling at 90/km per hour very fast lor... water splashing ... at last found a loop hole and tried to overtake it thru the left... but lo and behold leh we saw something!!!
It is a speed cam... basket we faster brake... as we ski from 30m before to 30m after the cam... from 120km/hr to 60km/hr .... the ABS feels like OSIM upapa on the sole of my feet very song lor... inducing to almost an orgasm... as I look to the driver of that car... its is a young hot babe leh.... wearing black racer suit and a sunglass.... she took off the sunglass and shake her hair off as the air con breeze blown it into an array before she turn and look at me right in my eyes... suddenly everything move in slow mo.... 1/1000 sec... waaah shiok so wonderful feeling I felt love.. so deep so sweet... like feeling of a baby suckling breast feed mixing with the OSIM Upapa massage on the feet transcending into a semi orgasmic trance state of mind.... oooo....
Suddenly we are transitted into a vast field of beds of colorful roses...in the clear blue sunny day, as we are holding hands running across the vast fields in nothing but loin like Tarzan and Jane.... such wonderous such deep love flourishing rays of lights and ardent love.... And smell of spring and smell of roses (maybe that one my air refreshener)....
Just right before we ski to 25m from the cam.... she turned her head back to the front and speed off into the fog of rain....
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Just now hor I got hawker eat lunch leh... guess what I order food lor.. then got order water leh... wah.... wait so long then the food comes lor... the it was a young pretty lady leh think poly or what leh come and serve me... so she put the food on the table.. I give her my money.. she return with the change..
the suddenly as she give me the change to my hands... I felt a sensation where the tip of fingers move through the palms of our hands... the fiction sparking an enormous flare of flames that engulf my heart into deep deep love. The feeling was immerse that I had never felt before. I looked into her eyes as she did so to mine.
In a twinkling of an eye the sky darken, the world morphed into a scene of darkness. Here we are in the dark, icy, cold atlantic waters. From a far a gigantic vessal sunk gradually into it's watery grave. Eerie cries of help flood the quiet ghastly skies. Horrifying as each hold on, cherishing their last breathe. But what surprises me is I heard Celine Dion Singing behind... lalala ...lallalaal
There she is afloat a floating deberis as I hold onto her hands trying hard not to shiver in the icy waters.
"Jack, I'm scared... promise you will not leave me."
"...... I promise I'll be around... now you got to live on strong..."
Suddenly I felt very sleepy... tried. Just before I fell into an eternity slumber. I saw a pair of eyes. A wide pairs of eyes right beside her. I mustered my remaining strength to focus and to see what that is.
"AAHHH!! UNCLE HOKKIEN MEE HO JIA AI MAI!!!" He immediately grab his daugters hands and left for the stall. So Paiseh so many people looking....
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