Chapter 3: Ah Teck DoesnÂ’t Want To Eat Ice Cream

• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:23

  Please read the Introduction before proceeding.
  
  Chapter 3: Ah Teck DoesnÂ’t Want To Eat Ice Cream
  
  My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
  
  Yesterday evening when Ah Teck was about to tuck into his delicious instant noodles he heard someone knocking at his door. (Ah Teck got rid of the doorbell after watching a Hong Kong movie where the whole house exploded after someone pressed on the doorbell. Ah Teck is not a risk taker.)
  
  Who could that be? He wondered. Ah Teck does not have many friends and after his mother died two years ago none of his relatives even bother to call. (Actually they stop keeping in touch after Ah TeckÂ’s father disappeared many years ago. Ah Teck had not received any ang pao for many years. Poor Ah Teck.)
  
  When he opened the door he saw this pretty young girl with the smile of an angel standing right there.
  
  “Uncle, do you want to buy any ice cream?” asked the girl in her sweetest voice pointing to the container beside her.
  
  “Er no, I am having my instant noodle.”
  
  “It is very cheap, $2 for one ice cream only,” said the girl smiling sweetly. (Little does she know that $2 can last Ah Teck for at least two days.)
  
  “Sorry, but I really don’t want. I have already cooked my instant noodles,” said Ah Teck looking back at the bowl of instant noodles on the table.
  
  “You can enjoy the ice cream after your dinner mah."
  
  “But I really don’t want,” said Ah Teck anxiously because he knows that his instant noodles is getting cold. (He likes his instant noodles warm, not cold.)
  
  “Don’t be like that lah uncle, buy one from me lah, I come all the way from Bedok you know,” pleaded the young girl trying to look as pitiful as possible. (More like trying to act cute if you ask me)
  
  After a few seconds of silence, “If you let me kiss you and come in to have dinner with me, I will buy one ice cream from you,” said Ah Teck leaning his face towards the girl.
  
  “You siao ah you!!! Knn cb!!! $%#@!!! Pervert!!! #@%*#!!!” screamed the girl shouting more vulgarities as she dashed towards the lift.
  
  I have known Ah Teck for many years. He is really a kind and honest man. But he is also a lonely man. I donÂ’t know what made him said that. Maybe he is tired of having his meals alone, maybe he misses his mother. I really donÂ’t know. There are just too many Ah Teck out there.
  
  My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:23

  I am a talking tree and I am inhuman. If you win money it is because I am a kind and clever tree but if you lose money you are simply unlucky as simple as that.
  
  Here are the selected 4D numbers for 2/12/2006 (Sat), 3/12/2006 (Sun) and 6/12/2006 (Wed).
  
  For this round: 22 slips with 20 combinations each.
  
  Don't be greedy. One slip per person only.
  
  Slip 1 .... Slip 2 .... Slip 3 ..... Slip 4 ... Slip 5 .... Slip 6
  
  0612 ..... 0903 ..... 0603 ..... 0679 ..... 0905 ..... 0634
  0959 ..... 0965 ..... 0967 ..... 0968 ..... 0987 ..... 0991
  0998 ..... 1905 ..... 1908 ..... 1928 ..... 1947 ..... 0999
  1903 ..... 2512 ..... 2547 ..... 2594 ..... 2903 ..... 1968
  2503 ..... 2908 ..... 3040 ..... 3091 ..... 3098 ..... 2945
  3049 ..... 3312 ..... 3338 ..... 3345 ..... 3319 ..... 3059
  3079 ..... 3328 ..... 3968 ..... 3399 ..... 3391 ..... 3940
  4247 ..... 4299 ..... 4265 ..... 4240 ..... 4203 ..... 4212
  4568 ..... 4594 ..... 4545 ..... 4538 ..... 4536 ..... 4553
  4628 ..... 5093 ..... 4608 ..... 4649 ..... 4636 ..... 4638
  5073 ..... 5803 ..... 5045 ..... 5044 ..... 5834 ..... 5038
  6788 ..... 6784 ..... 6767 ..... 6779 ..... 6728 ..... 6749
  6834 ..... 6898 ..... 6812 ..... 6894 ..... 6891 ..... 7508
  7579 ..... 7559 ..... 7567 ..... 7538 ..... 7545 ..... 7588
  7740 ..... 7712 ..... 7759 ..... 7703 ..... 7836 ..... 7794
  7828 ..... 7865 ..... 7847 ..... 7867 ..... 8903 ..... 8793
  8787 ..... 8767 ..... 7853 ..... 8945 ..... 8908 ..... 8938
  8905 ..... 8773 ..... 8747 ..... 8965 ..... 8968 ..... 8953
  8944 ..... 8799 ..... 8934 ..... 9244 ..... 9205 ..... 8984
  9236 ..... 9253 ..... 9208 ..... 9308 ..... 9238 ..... 9245
  
  Slip 7 .... Slip 8 .... Slip 9 .... Slip 10 .. Slip 11 .. Slip 12
  
  0659 ..... 0936 ..... 0647 ..... 0938 ..... 0940 ..... 0665
  0988 ..... 0984 ..... 0993 ..... 0973 ..... 0994 ..... 0979
  1987 ..... 1936 ..... 2559 ..... 1934 ..... 2534 ..... 2565
  2540 ..... 2905 ..... 2936 ..... 2928 ..... 2934 ..... 2944
  3003 ..... 3099 ..... 3047 ..... 3308 ..... 3340 ..... 3093
  3398 ..... 3359 ..... 3959 ..... 3336 ..... 3936 ..... 3919
  3979 ..... 3945 ..... 3988 ..... 3908 ..... 4234 ..... 4249
  4408 ..... 4412 ..... 4419 ..... 4445 ..... 4467 ..... 4279
  4584 ..... 4593 ..... 4547 ..... 4565 ..... 4567 ..... 4587
  5087 ..... 5047 ..... 4612 ..... 5005 ..... 4573 ..... 4667
  5865 ..... 5893 ..... 5847 ..... 5899 ..... 5053 ..... 6740
  6719 ..... 6759 ..... 6712 ..... 6745 ..... 6791 ..... 6798
  6859 ..... 6888 ..... 6840 ..... 6879 ..... 6893 ..... 6819
  7599 ..... 7587 ..... 7540 ..... 7573 ..... 7779 ..... 7793
  7803 ..... 7834 ..... 7845 ..... 7805 ..... 7844 ..... 7808
  8734 ..... 8759 ..... 8736 ..... 7838 ..... 8794 ..... 8753
  8784 ..... 8765 ..... 8928 ..... 8740 ..... 8936 ..... 8779
  8993 ..... 8788 ..... 8987 ..... 8973 ..... 8947 ..... 8967
  9203 ..... 9265 ..... 9228 ..... 9267 ..... 9319 ..... 8994
  9234 ..... 9287 ..... 9336 ..... 9328 ..... 9338 ..... 9268
  
  Slip 13 .. Slip 14 .. Slip 15 .. Slip 16 .. Slip 17 ... Slip 18
  
  0640 ..... 0908 ..... 0699 ..... 0912 ..... 0919 ..... 0928
  0944 ..... 0945 ..... 0947 ..... 0949 ..... 0953 ..... 1944
  1994 ..... 1953 ..... 1945 ..... 1984 ..... 1993 ..... 2599
  2938 ..... 2947 ..... 2953 ..... 2965 ..... 2993 ..... 2994
  2967 ..... 3088 ..... 3019 ..... 3012 ..... 3384 ..... 3349
  3094 ..... 3938 ..... 3949 ..... 3388 ..... 3967 ..... 3368
  3387 ..... 3999 ..... 3991 ..... 3928 ..... 3984 ..... 4293
  4294 ..... 4259 ..... 4440 ..... 4498 ..... 4473 ..... 4438
  4499 ..... 4488 ..... 4484 ..... 4503 ..... 4505 ..... 4479
  4619 ..... 4687 ..... 4684 ..... 4688 ..... 4673 ..... 4645
  4699 ..... 4698 ..... 4691 ..... 5008 ..... 5068 ..... 5003
  5036 ..... 5028 ..... 5065 ..... 5812 ..... 5840 ..... 5859
  6773 ..... 6803 ..... 6736 ..... 6865 ..... 6847 ..... 6768
  6787 ..... 7512 ..... 7549 ..... 7568 ..... 7528 ..... 7536
  7765 ..... 7799 ..... 7873 ..... 7747 ..... 7884 ..... 7894
  7868 ..... 8738 ..... 8703 ..... 8728 ..... 8708 ..... 8745
  9247 ..... 9312 ..... 9293 ..... 9273 ..... 9294 ..... 9349
  9419 ..... 9384 ..... 9399 ..... 9387 ..... 9367 ..... 9440
  9438 ..... 9391 ..... 9408 ..... 9398 ..... 9412 ..... 9473
  9468 ..... 9436 ..... 9467 ..... 9459 ..... 9428 ..... 9499
  
  Slip 19 .. Slip 20 .. Slip 21 .. Slip 22
  
  0688 ..... 0934 ..... 0693 ..... 0694
  1973 ..... 1965 ..... 1967 ..... 1938
  2579 ..... 2588 ..... 2593 ..... 2968
  2987 ..... 2984 ..... 2973 ..... 3065
  3379 ..... 3034 ..... 3367 ..... 3373
  3912 ..... 3973 ..... 3998 ..... 3987
  4288 ..... 4449 ..... 4436 ..... 4468
  4428 ..... 4459 ..... 4491 ..... 4487
  4508 ..... 4534 ..... 4528 ..... 4544
  4679 ..... 4640 ..... 4659 ..... 4668
  5084 ..... 5094 ..... 5067 ..... 5034
  5879 ..... 5888 ..... 6708 ..... 5894
  6799 ..... 6738 ..... 6849 ..... 6899
  7584 ..... 7591 ..... 7598 ..... 7519
  7734 ..... 7887 ..... 7788 ..... 7893
  8744 ..... 8705 ..... 8768 ..... 8712
  9359 ..... 9284 ..... 9345 ..... 9373
  9388 ..... 9340 ..... 9368 ..... 9379
  9449 ..... 9479 ..... 9445 ..... 9487
  9484 ..... 9491 ..... 9498 ..... 9488
  
  
• pierre^^

  1 Dec 06, 00:24

  hehe
  
  nice ending
  
  doko
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:24

  Results:
  
  1) Slip 20 : 2588 : Sat : Starter
  2) Slip 3 : 6767 : Sun : Starter
  3) Slip 9 : 7845 : Wed : Consolation
  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:26

  Originally posted by pierre^^:

  hehe
  
  nice ending
  
  doko

  Thanks.
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:32

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:

  Please read the Introduction before proceeding.
  
  Chapter 3: Ah Teck DoesnÂ’t Want To Eat Ice Cream
  
  My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
  
  Yesterday evening when Ah Teck was about to tuck into his delicious instant noodles he heard someone knocking at his door. (Ah Teck got rid of the doorbell after watching a Hong Kong movie where the whole house exploded after someone pressed on the doorbell. Ah Teck is not a risk taker.)
  
  Who could that be? He wondered. Ah Teck does not have many friends and after his mother died two years ago none of his relatives even bother to call. (Actually, they stop keeping in touch after Ah TeckÂ’s father disappeared many years ago. Ah Teck had not received any ang paos for many years. Poor Ah Teck.)
  
  When he opened the door he saw this pretty young girl with the smile of an angel standing right there.
  
  “Uncle, do you want to buy any ice cream?” asked the girl in her sweetest voice, pointing to the container beside her.
  
  “Er no, I am having my instant noodle.”
  
  “It is very cheap, $2 for one ice cream only,” said the girl smiling sweetly. (Little does she know that $2 can last Ah Teck for at least two days.)
  
  “Sorry, but I really don’t want. I have already cooked my instant noodles,” said Ah Teck looking at the bowl of instant noodles on the table.
  
  “You can enjoy the ice cream after your dinner mah.”
  
  “But I really don’t want,” said Ah Teck anxiously because he knows that his instant noodles is getting cold. (He likes his instant noodles warm, not cold.)
  
  “Don’t be like that lah uncle, buy one from me lah, I come all the way from Bedok you know,” pleaded the young girl, trying to look as pitiful as possible. (More like trying to act cute if you ask me)
  
  After a few seconds of silence, “If you let me kiss you and come in to have dinner with me, I will buy one ice cream from you,” said Ah Teck leaning his face towards the girl.
  
  “You siao ah you!!! Knn cb!!! $%#@!!! Pervert!!! #@%*#!!!” screamed the girl shouting more vulgarities as she dashed towards the lift.
  
  I have known Ah Teck for many years. He is really a kind and honest man. But he is also a lonely man. I donÂ’t know what made him said that. Maybe he is tired of having his meals alone, maybe he misses his mother. I donÂ’t know, there are just too many Ah Teck out there.
  
  My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
  

  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:34

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  

  
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:35

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:

  

  
• Chelzea

  1 Dec 06, 00:37

  so wads e learning pt?
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:39

  Originally posted by Chelzea:

  so wads e learning pt?

  Nothing.
• Ito_^

  1 Dec 06, 00:41

  nice story
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:41

  Originally posted by Chelzea:

  so wads e learning pt?

  don't install doorbell
• Chelzea

  1 Dec 06, 00:43

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:

  Nothing.

  waste my electricity
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:44

  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:45

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  nice story

  Thanks. Hope I am able to write more stories in the future.
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:46

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  don't install doorbell

  I love Hong Kong movies.
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:47

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:

  I love Hong Kong movies.

  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:48

  Originally posted by Chelzea:

  waste my electricity

  Don't be angry lah. Want to eat ice cream? Later I buy one for you.
• Chelzea

  1 Dec 06, 00:48

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:

  I love Hong Kong movies.

  CAT III rite ?hahaha
• Phoebie

  1 Dec 06, 00:49

  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 00:49

  Originally posted by Chelzea:

  CAT III rite ?hahaha

  Ouch!
• pwnz0r

  1 Dec 06, 16:41

  I actually enjoy this shit. Keep this up, but without the gambling numbers shit.
• LinYu

  1 Dec 06, 16:41

  
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 17:00

  Originally posted by pwnz0r:

  I actually enjoy this shit. Keep this up, but without the gambling numbers shit.

  Thanks! But as for the 4D numbers they are part of the shit.
• Tan Ah Teck

  1 Dec 06, 17:01

  Originally posted by LinYu: