Lame stuff

• finoq

  11 Apr 07, 23:05

  Anyone got Lame stuff to share? My classmate has been sprouting a few...
  
  TY:"I ran so much yesterday that my body egg(ache)...then I can cook the egg"
  
  Q:"Which part of your body is the fastest"
  A:"The nose because it can run"
  
  Q:"How can you escape from a sealed metal box with only a small knife and an orange"
  A:"Cut the orange into half, place it back together to make a hole(whole) and escape using the hole"
  
  Q:"You escaped from the hole and found yourself on top of a mountain. How do you get off the mountain quickly"
  A:"Shout yourself horse(hoarse) and ride the horse down the mountain"
  
  quote from http://nevilinity.blogspot.com
  He even has the "lameness aura" because he makes those around him become lame
  Physics Teacher:"You know what a mercury-in-glass thermometer is right?"
  Guy beside TY:" Mercury so big how to put inside glass"
  Whole Class:"OMGOHHHOHMGH"
• turbo_drift

  11 Apr 07, 23:06

  4 letters.. L-A-M-E!!!
  
  Hahas..
• turbo_drift

  11 Apr 07, 23:06

  4 words.. L-A-M-E!!!
  
  
  
  Edit again lo...
• blahshit

  11 Apr 07, 23:08

  Originally posted by finoq:

  quote from http://nevilinity.blogspot.com
  He even has the "lameness aura" because he makes those around him become lame
  Physics Teacher:"You know what a mercury-in-glass thermometer is right?"
  Guy beside TY:" Mercury so big how to put inside glass"
  Whole Class:"OMGOHHHOHMGH"

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this 1 funny sia....
• finoq

  11 Apr 07, 23:16

  Originally posted by turbo_drift:

  4 words.. L-A-M-E!!!
  
  
  
  oops i accidenly edited this...nvm i didn't really change anything except for this

  4 letters you mean?
• blahshit

  11 Apr 07, 23:20

  Originally posted by finoq:

  4 letters you mean?

  
• finoq

  11 Apr 07, 23:25

  Originally posted by finoq:

  Q:"You escaped from the hole and found yourself on top of a mountain. How do you get off the mountain quickly"
  A:"Shout yourself horse(hoarse) and ride the horse down the mountain"
  
  

  I actually Genuinely ROFLed at this one.
• finoq

  18 Apr 07, 23:09

  another one:
  
  Maths Teacher: how do you remove (ln) from the equation
  TY: use a lawnmower