Think of a joke...

• ermintham

  20 Mar 07, 22:26

  oh my bad...wrong frequency.....u r too leer for me.
• a-Lost-9uY

  20 Mar 07, 22:26

  A lady is picking through e frozen turkeys at e grocery stre, but cant find 1 big enough for her large family.
  She asks a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
  The stock boy replies, "No ma'am,they're dead."
• Bontakun

  20 Mar 07, 22:27

  Most of da jokes I posted are in here leh.
• ermintham

  20 Mar 07, 22:28

  Originally posted by a-Lost-9uY:

  A lady is picking through e frozen turkeys at e grocery stre, but cant find 1 big enough for her large family.
  She asks a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
  The stock boy replies, "No ma'am,they're dead."

  haha read this sumwhere b4...but still tickles my funny bone
• a-Lost-9uY

  20 Mar 07, 22:31

  a brain walks in2 a bar n says, "i'll hav a pint of beer pls."
  
  the barman looks at him n says, "sori,i cant serve u."
  
  "why not?" asks e brain.
  
  "cos u're already out of ur head."
• a-Lost-9uY

  20 Mar 07, 22:35

  an elderly woman decides to prepare her will n makes her final requests.
  
  she tells her lawyer she has 2 final requests.
  
  1st, she wans to be cremated, n
  
  2nd, she wans her ashes scattered over Takashimaya.
  
  "Taka!" the lawyer asks. "why Taka?"
  
  "then i'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
• ChoCoChips

  20 Mar 07, 22:44

  one day banana A is walking behind banana B.
  
  banana B feel very hot so he took off his clothes and left it on the floor.
  
  banana A slipped.
• ermintham

  20 Mar 07, 22:44

  Originally posted by a-Lost-9uY:

  an elderly woman decides to prepare her will n makes her final requests.
  
  she tells her lawyer she has 2 final requests.
  
  1st, she wans to be cremated, n
  
  2nd, she wans her ashes scattered over Takashimaya.
  
  "Taka!" the lawyer asks. "why Taka?"
  
  "then i'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

  friggin' awesome....
• kiseki

  20 Mar 07, 22:46

  Originally posted by ChoCoChips:

  one day banana A is walking behind banana B.
  
  banana A feel very hot so he took off his clothes and left it on the floor.
  
  banana B slipped.

  hahas this is cute.
• ermintham

  21 Mar 07, 16:57

  What do clouds and Santa's garage have in common?
  
  They're both full of rain, dear!
• ChoCoChips

  21 Mar 07, 17:00

  i got this from the net.
  
  An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
  
  "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
  
  "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
  
  "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
  
  Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
  
  "Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."
  
  As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
  
  "It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.
  
  But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"
  
  The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"