Continue the story thread
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With fist clenched, the commander of air force blasted out with a booming voice to scramble a squadron of F-16 and demanded also that the relevant minsitry ban all sales of coke in the country.Originally posted by LazerLordz:One of the pilots accidentally spilled his Coke on the flight stick, and the plane fired chaff instead of the gun, also,the parachute extended in midflight, sending the plane crashing into the other Skyhawks.
One squadron mothballed.
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The F-16s flew in the direction of the Hungarian Horntail with orders to shoot on sight. Meanwhile Pepsi was having a field day, as its main rival had been banned from selling its products.
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In response, Coke sent a squadron of Stealth bombers to bomb the heck out of Pepsi...
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The Pepsi factory burned to the ground and underneath the debris was a nuclear missile silo.
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Originally posted by fudgester:In response, Coke sent a squadron of Stealth bombers to bomb the heck out of Pepsi...
>Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:The Pepsi factory burned to the ground and underneath the debris was a nuclear missile silo.
The CEO of Pepsi Cola Corp. was left standing in the middle of the charred remains of what was once the Pepsi factory. In his hands were a remote device...with only a single red button on it and it was labelled FIRE MISSILES. As the tears welled in his eyes he place his right thumb on the button and... -
had a cramp in his fingers. so he decided to use his toe instead.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:>
The CEO of Pepsi Cola Corp. was left standing in the middle of the charred remains of what was once the Pepsi factory. In his hands were a remote device...with only a single red button on it and it was labelled FIRE MISSILES. As the tears welled in his eyes he place his right thumb on the button and... -
Originally posted by starblue:had a cramp in his fingers. so he decided to use his toe instead.
So he threw the remote control to the ground and took off his Gucci. But to his horror, all his toes had been burned to cinder. He had no toes left and so he decided instead to use his... -
tongue. he knelt on his knees, stick out his tongue and tried to press the button. after a few futile licks, the button clicked into place. he waited for the boom, but it never came... he examined the remote control and found that.....Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:
So he threw the remote control to the ground and took off his Gucci. But to his horror, all his toes had been burned to cinder. He had no toes left and so he decided instead to use his... -
his remote control ran out of batteriesOriginally posted by starblue:tongue. he knelt on his knees, stick out his tongue and tried to press the button. after a few futile licks, the button clicked into place. he waited for the boom, but it never came... he examined the remote control and found that..... -
knew this was comin.. lolz...Originally posted by StarPuppy:his remote control ran out of batteries
so he gave up that attempt and proceeded to plan B, code 10132E... -
Code 10132E calls for a manual kick start of the nuclear missiles. Yes, he has to kick start the nuclear missile just like you would kick start a motorbike. So off he ran toward the silo...Originally posted by starblue:knew this was comin.. lolz...
so he gave up that attempt and proceeded to plan B, code 10132E... -
and pulled the one of the wires of the missle to kickstart it and....Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Code 10132E calls for a manual kick start of the nuclear missiles. Yes, he has to kick start the nuclear missile just like you would kick start a motorbike. So off he ran toward the silo... -
he stumbles on one of the wires, which got twisted and disconnected. "dreads," he thought to himself, "now i have to....Originally posted by StarPuppy:and pulled the one of the wires of the missle to kickstart it and.... -
use rubberband to tie up those two wires and pee on it so that electricity will flow through those two wiresOriginally posted by starblue:he stumbles on one of the wires, which got twisted and disconnected. "dreads," he thought to himself, "now i have to.... -
But his pee could not conduct electricity. All the years of drinking Pepsi cola had made his pee dis-ionized.Originally posted by StarPuppy:use rubberband to tie up those two wires and pee on it so that electricity will flow through those two wires -
and so he died.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:But his pee could not conduct electricity. All the years of drinking Pepsi cola had made his pee dis-ionized.
I dont know wtf is going on and who the person is, but it sounds hes pretty Fucked so....he died. -
lolz.. how can he die??? he's trying to fix the missile... -_-"Originally posted by the.raven:and so he died.
I dont know wtf is going on and who the person is, but it sounds hes pretty Fucked so....he died. -
And that was how Coke won the Cola war. Meanwhile the Hungarian Horntail was still rampaging through the skies.Originally posted by the.raven:and so he died.
I dont know wtf is going on and who the person is, but it sounds hes pretty Fucked so....he died. -
he pee until dehydrated and die lor.Originally posted by starblue:lolz.. how can he die??? he's trying to fix the missile... -_-" -
and then someone shot it down with flak, and it died.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:And that was how Coke won the Cola war. Meanwhile the Hungarian Horntail was still rampaging through the skies. -
-_-" can u not make all the actors die??? ok.. now who else is left??Originally posted by the.raven:and then someone shot it down with flak, and it died. -
so what happens now?
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And everyone lived happily ever after. The End.Originally posted by the.raven:so what happens now?
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k new story.
and so Anakin skyfooker married Bedme, and...
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nonononononono....not yet....while the people celebrated in joy about the coming peace after the war between the two corps. , a greater evil has been insurrected by Lord dada of the ni-na-bei galaxy.....Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:And everyone lived happily ever after. The End.