Desperately seeking girlfriend
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hi all, currently there's a vacancy for the role of girlfriend, below are some criteria for the job.
interested candidates must be;
[*] Human
[*] Female
[*] Chinese/Japanese
[*] Below 23 years old
[*] Don't smoke
[*] Don't go pub
[*] 160cm to 170cm
Long haired and knows how to cook will be an added advantage. Interested party be send your resume and a photo of yourself (bikini preferred) over. successful candidate will be called for interview.
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this kind kampung shld have alot.
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*knocks the signal set*
Fudgester to Gordon..... sierra mike lima juliet, over? -
Damn, I am above 23.
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this one shd fit
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Is that you in the pic, FI?
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next...
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i am surprised..gordy
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Wow I fit all the criteria!Originally posted by Gordonator:hi all, currently there's a vacancy for the role of girlfriend, below are some criteria for the job.
interested candidates must be;
[*] Human
[*] Female
[*] Chinese/Japanese
[*] Below 23 years old
[*] Don't smoke
[*] Don't go pub
[*] 160cm to 170cm
Long haired and knows how to cook will be an added advantage. Interested party be send your resume and a photo of yourself (bikini preferred) over. successful candidate will be called for interview. -
please put up your pic first
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fudgester u want or not? if yes please let the HR know about it so that they will open another vacancy for the job. do remember to list the requirements as well.
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Originally posted by mistyblue:please put up your pic first
Gordonator, are you SERIOUS about this thread?
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SDS... theres quite a number of single gals in tis forum as well so go make ur move lo...
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I think Mistyblue is asking Gordonator to put his pic..
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yes. me not young anymore, so must quickly make the move.Originally posted by MooKu:Gordonator, are you SERIOUS about this thread?
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I have extremely strict QC standards.Originally posted by Gordonator:fudgester u want or not? if yes please let the HR know about it so that they will open another vacancy for the job. do remember to list the requirements as well.
Can you assure me that Mrs Fudgie will be able to meet my requirements? -
Attend more outings!Originally posted by Gordonator:yes. me not young anymore, so must quickly make the move.
Like, ALL of them! -
i already said candidate must be human!
Originally posted by MooKu: -
Dun wear anything can or not?Originally posted by Gordonator:Interested party be send your resume and a photo of yourself (bikini preferred) over. successful candidate will be called for interview. 
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mooku has put pic liao... so time to make ur move..Originally posted by Gordonator:yes. me not young anymore, so must quickly make the move. -
yeah lah.Originally posted by ^spidee^:I think Mistyblue is asking Gordonator to put his pic..
Scarly Gordie is a 60 oldie. wait I intro my fren, very paiseh one know. Unless Gordie is loaded and about to kick the bucket, then its another story... -
height u also got problem...Originally posted by Gordonator:hi all, currently there's a vacancy for the role of girlfriend, below are some criteria for the job.
interested candidates must be;
[*] Human
[*] Female
[*] Chinese/Japanese
[*] Below 23 years old
[*] Don't smoke
[*] Don't go pub
[*] 160cm to 170cm
Long haired and knows how to cook will be an added advantage. Interested party be send your resume and a photo of yourself (bikini preferred) over. successful candidate will be called for interview. -
Oops.Originally posted by Gordonator:i already said candidate must be human!
*walks away with a downcast face* -
cannot. i'm looking for girlfriend not stripper.Originally posted by oxford mushroom:Dun wear anything can or not? -
Originally posted by mistyblue:yeah lah.
Scarly Gordie is a 60 oldie. wait I intro my fren, very paiseh one know. Unless Gordie is loaded and about to kick the bucket, then its another story...