From Don & Drew's latest hit, Be My Valentine

Be My Valentine
Girl you don't know me, but I sure know you.
From your long black hair, to the size of your shoe.
I've met your brother, spoken to some of your friends.
But darling, that's where it ends.
'Coz baby all I wanna do is talk to you.
To buy u a drink, maybe buy you some food.
But I'm a geek and I'm nervous half of the time,
So would you be, would you be mine...
Be my valentine,
We'll go out about town to die.
Be my valentine,
I'll get you drunk on cheap red wine.
Be my valentine,
Now that's when I touch your behind.
Be my valentine,
That would be so fine...
I'll pretend I'm like the rest of morons you picked.
I'll even sit through yet another chick flick.
And if we argue I'll let you win the fight,
Just as long as I get to have sex that night.
But all you ever wanted to do is sit and talk.
And go for one of those damn long walks.
I just want to see you naked, is that a crime?
So I'm asking you, would you be my...
Be my valentine,
You'll have your clothes off in no time.
Be my valentine,
Our bodies will be entwined.
Be my valentine,
Don't tell me I'm not your kind.
If you're not my valentine,
I will break your spine.
Baby you're a hottie, Baby you're a fox.
I treasure you more than my X-Box.
I'll run about naked in the streets if you asked me too...
And even if you're angry and you kicked me in the nuts,
I'm the only guy who'll never hate your guts.
So please say you will baby 'coz I'm asking you...
Be my valentine,
Baby you look so fine.
Be my valentine,
Ahhh... Ummm... And your bun is just divine.
Won't you be my valentine,
Please please don't decline.
Won't you be my valentine,
Baby baby can't you read the signs.
Won't you be my valentine
Stupid girl, you stupid girl, just be mine.
Won't you be my valentine
I'll ______________ (don't catch what was sang)
You'll continue my blood line.
Be my valentine,
This one I swear is benign, Don't treat me like Frankenstein.
Be my valentine,
I have no more words to rhyme.
Just be mine, be my valentine.
I think about you girl.
A lot, really.
I've never felt this way before.
Honestly...