Breaking News: Chelsea swoops for Arsenal star!

• LazerLordz

  25 Apr 06, 17:25

  
  
  He was signed for an undisclosed fee and will be playing for Chelsea for his debut in the Charity Shield next season.
  
  
  
  -Arsewars.com
• oort_cloud

  25 Apr 06, 17:37

  
• SBS9828X

  29 Apr 06, 10:32

  
• ryangian

  29 Apr 06, 11:03

  +1
• dragg

  29 Apr 06, 11:06

  who is he?
  
• F.raon.I.R

  29 Apr 06, 11:30

  lame...if u claim the "player" will play next season for chelsea,y r those 3 ppl still sportingly holding on to last season's jersey?to post for a pic.huh?...
• ndmmxiaomayi

  29 Apr 06, 11:53

  
  
  *takes out a packet of Milo*
• Gordonator

  29 Apr 06, 12:24

  for those who have no idea what this is all about. here's the picture of him in action.
  
  
• Parka

  29 Apr 06, 13:02

  He's fast.
• CoolMyth

  29 Apr 06, 13:06

  Definitely a player to watch for the future!
• LazerLordz

  29 Apr 06, 13:21

  Originally posted by F.raon.I.R:

  lame...if u claim the "player" will play next season for chelsea,y r those 3 ppl still sportingly holding on to last season's jersey?to post for a pic.huh?...

  Evidently the capacity for jokes is beyond your comprehension..
• fudgester

  29 Apr 06, 16:46

  Hmm... I heard he's an ultra-strict vegetarian who lives on nothing but nuts...