The Cafe's Christmas Collection of Candy and Crap

• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 20:49

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  hey santa, can u speak straight to the point, i hate people who goes and beat around the bush and drive to the traffic light
  
  and for goodness sake, since wen did u like olive?

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  I've aged, but I believe that using olive is better than green or red. Nonetheless, at your request, I've changed the colour.
  
  *pushes specs up*
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 20:50

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Got pressies or not?

  Dear DriftingGuy,
  
  What would you like to have for this Christmas?
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• Gordonator

  9 Dec 05, 22:01

  Dear Santa,
  
  How about my request for a girlfriend? Are they currently in supply?
  
  Yours faithfully
  gordon
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 22:04

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  Dear Santa,
  
  How about my request for a girlfriend? Are they currently in supply?
  
  Yours faithfully
  gordon

  
  Dear Gordonator,
  
  I've a whole line in my warehouse awaiting you to choose.
  
  Of course, please get an air ticket, and call me at 1800-SANTA I AM COMING before your arrival.
  
  Thanks.
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• hisoka

  9 Dec 05, 22:12

  Dear Santa,
  
  I want to get a gf, unlimited money, lasting good health, happiness and unlimited more wishes that will come thru .
  
  read your gf reply earlier can post pics for easier references?
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 22:17

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  Dear Santa,
  
  I want to get a gf, unlimited money, lasting good health, happiness and unlimited more wishes that will come thru .
  
  read your gf reply earlier can post pics for easier references?

  
  Dear hisoka,
  
  Please do not be so greedy and wish for so many things. Unlimited wishes and money are a definite no-no. That's the initial greed, and greed leads to the dark side. Happiness and good health, I'll grant them to you.
  
  As for a gf, please refer to above post. I would not post pictures here as I've yet to learn how to use a camera.
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• hisoka

  9 Dec 05, 22:56

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear hisoka,
  
  Please do not be so greedy and wish for so many things. Unlimited wishes and money are a definite no-no. That's the initial greed, and greed leads to the dark side. Happiness and good health, I'll grant them to you.
  
  As for a gf, please refer to above post. I would not post pictures here as I've yet to learn how to use a camera.
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  santa know how to use computer and hack but dunno how to use camera
• DriftingGuy

  9 Dec 05, 23:01

  
  Dear santa
  
  I feel like having a punch bag. However, the punch bag must have your face and clothes on it, as I can imagine punching the real person while i punch it. Do you think such a wish can be made possible this xmas?
  
  Cheers
  Awaiting a good punch
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 23:25

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  santa know how to use computer and hack but dunno how to use camera

  This Santa just borrowed my account
  
  He still leaving in the ancient days of reindeers etc, so must be patient
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 23:27

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Dear santa
  
  I feel like having a punch bag. However, the punch bag must have your face and clothes on it, as I can imagine punching the real person while i punch it. Do you think such a wish can be made possible this xmas?
  
  Cheers
  Awaiting a good punch

  
  Dear DriftingGuy,
  
  *passes a punchbag without any markings on it*
  
  There you go
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• Gordonator

  11 Dec 05, 21:39

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear Gordonator,
  
  I've a whole line in my warehouse awaiting you to choose.
  
  Of course, please get an air ticket, and call me at 1800-SANTA I AM COMING before your arrival.
  
  Thanks.
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  Dear Santa,
  
  Thanks for the invitation. Quite a huge catalogue you got here. After much searching, she is what I want. looking forward to seeing her under the tree this christmas.
  
  
• SBS9828X

  15 Dec 05, 13:34

  w00t~!
  
  10 more days
• SBS9828X

  18 Dec 05, 12:00

  walaueh... wers that blardy santa... he din even visit this thread anymore
• SBS9828X

  19 Dec 05, 11:33

  hmm...
• SBS9828X

  19 Dec 05, 16:37

  err...
• StarPuppy

  19 Dec 05, 17:00

  Dear santa
  
  I been a good pup this year and i would like something...but i am afraid u are not up to the task
  
  
• LazerLordz

  19 Dec 05, 17:11

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  Dear santa
  
  I been a good pup this year and i would like something...but i am afraid u are not up to the task
  
  

  Dear Starpuppy,
  
  As Santa is not here, I, the Head Elf , have taken note of your wish and will forward it to my Boss.He is away checking on last minute gift-wrapping and fine-tuning his list.
  
  May your wish come true.
  
  Cheers and have a Merry Christmas
  
  Head Elf.
• SBS9828X

  19 Dec 05, 19:00

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  Dear santa
  
  I been a good pup this year and i would like something...but i am afraid u are not up to the task
  
  

  I know u want a new collar rite?
  
  I am the head of the ELf's head
• StarPuppy

  19 Dec 05, 19:00

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Starpuppy,
  
  As Santa is not here, I, the Head Elf , have taken note of your wish and will forward it to my Boss.He is away checking on last minute gift-wrapping and fine-tuning his list.
  
  May your wish come true.
  
  Cheers and have a Merry Christmas
  
  Head Elf.

  may i ask if elves are male or female?
• LazerLordz

  19 Dec 05, 19:03

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  may i ask if elves are male or female?

  Dear StarPuppy,
  
  For your information, all elves may be male or female.I am a male Elf, but I am not like my relatives who battle Sauron in Middle Earth.
  
  Snowy Regards,
  Head Elf.
• StarPuppy

  19 Dec 05, 19:04

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear StarPuppy,
  
  For your information, all elves may be male or female.I am a male Elf, but I am not like my relatives who battle Sauron in Middle Earth.
  
  Snowy Regards,
  Head Elf.

  shouldn't u save earth or something...why work with santa?
• LazerLordz

  19 Dec 05, 19:06

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  shouldn't u save earth or something...why work with santa?

  Dear StarPuppy,
  
  In addition to our roles as employees for the NPGWC, we also perform a secondary role, as the 1st Arctic Battalion, 2nd Greenland Skiborne Brigade.We are the right-hand elves of Father Christmas too
  
  Great Salutations,
  Head Elf.
• laurence82

  19 Dec 05, 19:07

  Dear Santa, who is the girl me and ah gene saw with you on a Friday midnight not long ago?
  
  Yours kaypohingly
  Banana
• LazerLordz

  25 Dec 05, 03:00

  Enjoy your holidays guys!