The Cafe's Christmas Collection of Candy and Crap

• LazerLordz

  4 Dec 05, 13:33

  All things aglow and alluring for the season, please let them loose here.
  
  Your wishes, your dreams and what you simple want to do in the festive season.
  
  Have a blessed Christmas and happy holidays!
  
  
  
  
• LazerLordz

  5 Dec 05, 00:26

  It's empty.Where's all the Christmas cheer?
• deathscythe99

  6 Dec 05, 11:53

  Let's see....how many days more?
  
  19
  
  
• The man who was death

  6 Dec 05, 11:55

  I just want one kiss from my dream gal under the mistletoe, pls santa pls grant my wish, i've been a good boi this year
• deathscythe99

  6 Dec 05, 12:14

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  I just want one kiss from my dream gal under the mistletoe, pls santa pls grant my wish, i've been a good boi this year

  Dear deathy,
  
  It would be easier if I know who the gal is, so that it is easier for me to work my magic. Of course, a photofit would be good.
  
  Please be prepared to shell out 300 good points this year for this wish, it's quite difficult but I'll try to make it happen.
  
  Best wishes,
  Santa
• The man who was death

  6 Dec 05, 12:34

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  Dear deathy,
  
  It would be easier if I know who the gal is, so that it is easier for me to work my magic. Of course, a photofit would be good.
  
  Please be prepared to shell out 300 good points this year for this wish, it's quite difficult but I'll try to make it happen.
  
  Best wishes,
  Santa

  here santa
  
  
  
  May i check how many good points i haven't redeemed yet??
• deathscythe99

  6 Dec 05, 12:38

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  here santa
  
  
  
  May i check how many good points i haven't redeemed yet??

  
  Dear deathy,
  
  That's a really lovely lady over there.
  
  As I'm using deathscythe99's account, due to some problem regarding registration of my own account, I am unable to check the number of good points you have not redeemed yet.
  
  However, the system should be up and running in 3 working days. You know, I've to ask the people to come to the North Pole to help look at the circuits, must be the weather.
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• SBS9828X

  6 Dec 05, 13:44

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear deathy,
  
  That's a really lovely lady over there.
  
  As I'm using deathscythe99's account, due to some problem regarding registration of my own account, I am unable to check the number of good points you have not redeemed yet.
  
  However, the system should be up and running in 3 working days. You know, I've to ask the people to come to the North Pole to help look at the circuits, must be the weather.
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  wtf santa!!!
  
  u blardy hacker
• LazerLordz

  6 Dec 05, 18:16

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  wtf santa!!!
  
  u blardy hacker

  Hey hey, the man sees all that happens to all you naughty kids .
  
  Be good!
• SBS9828X

  6 Dec 05, 18:51

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Hey hey, the man sees all that happens to all you naughty kids .
  
  Be good!

  the man himself is not good wat else does he wants?
• deathscythe99

  6 Dec 05, 22:28

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  wtf santa!!!
  
  u blardy hacker

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  I've obtained enough rights from the user to utilise his nick for this purpose.
  
  Despite the initial outroar, I will still grant you a wish, as you seem pretty much a good bus lately. So would you need a new air-con system, a new driver, or a spanking new number plate?
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• LazerLordz

  6 Dec 05, 22:30

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  I've obtained enough rights from the user to utilise his nick for this purpose.
  
  Despite the initial outroar, I will still grant you a wish, as you seem pretty much a good bus lately. So would you need a new air-con system, a new driver, or a spanking new number plate?
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  Grant him a new paint job?
• Gordonator

  6 Dec 05, 22:44

  Dear Santa,
  
  I wish for this last year, but I think you must has overlooked it. therefore I'm wishing for it again this year.
  
  
  
  Yours faithfully,
  gordon
• deathscythe99

  6 Dec 05, 23:26

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  Dear Santa,
  
  I wish for this last year, but I think you must has overlooked it. therefore I'm wishing for it again this year.
  
  
  
  Yours faithfully,
  gordon

  
  Dear Gordon,
  
  Oh my, you mean that was not sent? Must have been mixed up badly during the port or postage worker strikes that time.
  
  However, do take note that this is already out of stock for my inventories, and if you wish to have it you should've told me earlier.
  
  In that case, is there something you would like to have?
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• SBS9828X

  7 Dec 05, 14:02

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  I've obtained enough rights from the user to utilise his nick for this purpose.
  
  Despite the initial outroar, I will still grant you a wish, as you seem pretty much a good bus lately. So would you need a new air-con system, a new driver, or a spanking new number plate?
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  ahh i see... but as the saying goes, NPNT!
  
  btw, about my gift.... i want u to mod my bus
  
  
  to this
  
• The man who was death

  7 Dec 05, 14:03

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  ahh i see... but as the saying goes, NPNT!
  
  btw, about my gift.... i want u to mod my bus
  
  
  
  

  pimp ur bus?? better call xzibit
• Gordonator

  7 Dec 05, 22:21

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear Gordon,
  
  Oh my, you mean that was not sent? Must have been mixed up badly during the port or postage worker strikes that time.
  
  However, do take note that this is already out of stock for my inventories, and if you wish to have it you should've told me earlier.
  
  In that case, is there something you would like to have?
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  In that case, I wish for a girlfriend.
• deathscythe99

  8 Dec 05, 12:35

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  ahh i see... but as the saying goes, NPNT!
  
  btw, about my gift.... i want u to mod my bus
  
  
  to this
  

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  I see that it is indeed a tall order. Hmm, no promises, and like I said, I'll have to see how well you've fared this year.
  
  Good luck, and have a Merry Christmas!
  
  Ho ho ho!
  
  Ho-ly Regards,
  Santa
• SBS9828X

  8 Dec 05, 13:43

  i have a wish for deathscythe
  
  can u grant him some bravery to ask his gf out
• nightzip

  8 Dec 05, 13:56

  12 daYS CHRistmas coming.....12 gifts of christmas coming...
• deathscythe99

  8 Dec 05, 15:55

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  i have a wish for deathscythe
  
  can u grant him some bravery to ask his gf out

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  This is one wish which, I think we should just see how it goes...right?
  
  
  
  Regards,
  Santa
• LazerLordz

  8 Dec 05, 22:25

  Dear Santa,
  
  I wish for a clear mind to approach the subject of love more calmly and less of a headlong rush.
  
  Thanks
• SBS9828X

  9 Dec 05, 17:45

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  Dear SBS9828X,
  
  This is one wish which, I think we should just see how it goes...right?
  
  
  
  Regards,
  Santa

  hey santa, can u speak straight to the point, i hate people who goes and beat around the bush and drive to the traffic light
  
  and for goodness sake, since wen did u like olive?
• DriftingGuy

  9 Dec 05, 17:47

  
  Got pressies or not?
• deathscythe99

  9 Dec 05, 20:47

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Santa,
  
  I wish for a clear mind to approach the subject of love more calmly and less of a headlong rush.
  
  Thanks

  
  Dear LazerLordz,
  
  I wish you all the best, this might just be psychologically influenced, of which you yourself is the key.
  
  Nonetheless, I will grant you the wish.
  
  Regards,
  Santa