Originally posted by the.raven:
how about this:
A new Hope.
Darth Vader: I feel a presence, something I've not felt since.....
Admiral: erm, since you got your ass kicked by your master on mustafar?
There's a thread in IMDB about this...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/board/nest/19530375Lots of very interesting ones, including the one from my signature..
Star Wars Episode IV - TatoonieBeru: Luke's just not a farmer Owen, he has too much of his father in him.
Owen: I know, I keep finding dead tusken raiders buried in the backyard...
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Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi Wan: Well You're not exactly a teenager either.
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Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.
Luke: Really?
Obi Wan: No. the truth is I cut his two legs and his arm and then I let him burning in a river of lava.
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