Donald Trump, a Sith Lord?
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Recent reports from jedi scouts and jedi recces has comfirmed my suspicions that real estate tycoon Donald Trump might indeed be a Sith Lord after all. In fact, he's using his reality show, The Apprentice, to look for a suitable Sith Apprentice.
All Jedi are advised to keep an eye out for him. we don't want any repeat of the Supreme Chancellor Plapatine overthroning the Republic incident again. -
I've been keeping tabs all along....Originally posted by Gordonator:Recent reports from jedi scouts and jedi recces has comfirmed my suspicions that real estate tycoon Donald Trump might indeed be a Sith Lord after all. In fact, he's using his reality show, The Apprentice, to look for a suitable Sith Apprentice.
All Jedi are advised to keep an eye out for him. we don't want any repeat of the Supreme Chancellor Plapatine overthroning the Republic incident again.
It's time to...keep more eyes on him
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roger that...
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I have already marked him for the last two years... even as we speak, my jedi assassins are already gathering relevant information about him such as security, daily routines, flight schedules and frequent hang-outs...
Just give me the word and my assassins will silence him There will be no blood, no sighs of struggle.. even the media will report his death as just an "unfortunate accident"... -
take it easy bro,don kill him first,torture him slowly...
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think we better stop him before he get his next apprentice.
*polish lightsaber* -
how u polish a lightsaber? change the bulb issit ?Originally posted by Gordonator:think we better stop him before he get his next apprentice.
*polish lightsaber* -
No bulb leh....u dunno how lightsaber works meh?Originally posted by DriftingGuy:how u polish a lightsaber? change the bulb issit ? 
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force not strong with him.Originally posted by deathscythe99:No bulb leh....u dunno how lightsaber works meh?
Strike 1
strike 3 and he;s out -
u think torch ligh ah?Originally posted by DriftingGuy:how u polish a lightsaber? change the bulb issit ? -
use force polish.Originally posted by DriftingGuy:how u polish a lightsaber? change the bulb issit ?
anyway a lightsaber is powered by a powerful crystal and only jedi who are strong with the force can wield it gracefully as holding a lightsaber required great strength.
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no lah.Originally posted by Gordonator:use force polish.
anyway a lightsaber is powered by a powerful crystal and only jedi who are strong with the force can wield it gracefully as holding a lightsaber required great strength.
the beam itself is generated by rare crystals and only jedis and dark side got the force to align the crystals perfectly ..otherwise bo eng.. -
Originally posted by bismarck:no lah.
the beam itself is generated by rare crystals and only jedis and dark side got the force to align the crystals perfectly ..otherwise bo eng..
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Use loctite.Originally posted by deathscythe99: 
Make sure the crystal is Force-screwed to the hilt. -
Must be the highest grade horOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Use loctite. Make sure the crystal is Force-screwed to the hilt.
The white bottle one -
simi loctite?Originally posted by LazerLordz:Use loctite. Make sure the crystal is Force-screwed to the hilt.
sounds like jedi insecticide -
Originally posted by bismarck:simi loctite?
sounds like death's pee 
Looking to die izzit?!
*Glues ah bis with loctite to the toilet seat* -
now then post..i edited liao..Originally posted by deathscythe99:
Looking to die izzit?!
*Glues ah bis with loctite to the toilet seat*
so slow.. -
Originally posted by bismarck:now then post..i edited liao..
so slow..
U slow to edit nia -
bad news, looks like the sith lord has found his apprentice. better keep an eye on both of them.
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Damnz....Originally posted by Gordonator:bad news, looks like the sith lord has found his apprentice. better keep an eye on both of them.
I think it's time to put into action Plan B