The Jedi Academy is recruiting!

• Gordonator

  13 May 05, 23:01

  The Jedi Academy is proud to announce that we will be offering a 3 years course for all jedi wannabe. If you are confident your are strong with the force and is considering a career as a jedi, come on down to the academy and take the trial. Below is the course syllabus.
  
  Year 1
  Basic lightsaber handling and swordsmanship
  trainees will be taught basic lightsaber fighting technics.
  Force Powers for Beginners
  Learn standard force powers like Foce Jump, Force Speed, Force Push/Pull and Force Heal light Wounds etc.
  Jedi Code of Conduct, Descipline and Culture
  Learn the standards and behaviour required of a Jedi.
  
  Year 2
  Advance lightsaber handling and swordsmanship
  trainees will be taught more advance and aggressive lightsaber fightning styles and how to block blaster/lazer shots with your lightsaber.
  Advance Force Powers
  Learn advance force powers like Jedi Mind Tricks, Force Detect Evil, Force Heal Serious Wounds etc.
  History of the republic
  
  Year 3
  Flying Course
  Learn how to pilot the Jedi Starfighter and the Jedi Interceptor.
  Geography and Navigation
  Learn the locations of all major planets in the galaxy and the major navigation routes.
  Professional lightsaber handling and swordsmanship
  Trainees will be given a choice of whether to exel in sigle lightsaber style, two lightsaber style or double lightsaber style of swordsmanship.
  Introduction to the Dark Side of the Force
  Learn dark force powers like Force Choke and Force Lightning. Trainees are strongly advised not to use them unless absolutely nescessary as frequent use of them might lead you seduced to the dark side.
  
  All trainees are required to take a final trial consisting of a written exam and a practical exam in order to graduate. all trainees who graduated will be promoted to the rank of Padawan and will be assigned a jedi knight as your mentor. A lightsaber will also be issued to you. All padawans are only allowed tto go on VIP protection/rescue/escort missions or investigations unless otherwise approved by your mentor.
• Takumi2eLimit

  13 May 05, 23:03

  ok,bo wa tai ji can liao...
• Drain-V-

  13 May 05, 23:05

  Hmmm...Requirements?
• Gordonator

  13 May 05, 23:15

  Originally posted by Drain-V-:

  Hmmm...Requirements?

  must be strong with the force.
• Takumi2eLimit

  13 May 05, 23:16

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  must be strong with the force.

  ur job is to teach them leh,nv teach them how they got force...
• StarPuppy

  13 May 05, 23:18

  I want to join....How do i know if i am strong with the force?
• Drain-V-

  13 May 05, 23:19

  Originally posted by Takumi2eLimit:

  ur job is to teach them leh,nv teach them how they got force...

  Need blood test ornot?
• meltz

  13 May 05, 23:19

  any free gift anot ......
• laurence82

  13 May 05, 23:21

  eh, how much is the fee?
• morbid

  13 May 05, 23:22

  Questions b4 i apply:-
  1. what is the minimum age limit?
  2. minimum education?
  3. Do i get a pay?
  4. how many annual leave do i get?
  5. if i'm sick does the academy pay 4 my medical bills?
  6. if injured during war can claim insurance or not?
  
• Takumi2eLimit

  13 May 05, 23:22

  others join for free...ah lau must pay 10 bucks...
• Gordonator

  13 May 05, 23:26

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  I want to join....How do i know if i am strong with the force?

  take the trial.
• margarita

  13 May 05, 23:41

  wat's the minimum age? i scare i 2 young leh ..
• StarPuppy

  13 May 05, 23:45

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  take the trial.

  when can i start?
• LazerLordz

  13 May 05, 23:51

  Originally posted by margarita:

  wat's the minimum age? i scare i 2 young leh ..

  Where is the Jedi Instructor? AWOL liao.
• Gordonator

  14 May 05, 00:07

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Where is the Jedi Instructor? AWOL liao.

  i'm back.
• Takumi2eLimit

  14 May 05, 00:09

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  i'm back.

  Jedi instructor jiak zhua!
• Gordonator

  14 May 05, 00:26

  Originally posted by morbid:

  Questions b4 i apply:-
  1. what is the minimum age limit?
  2. minimum education?
  3. Do i get a pay?
  4. how many annual leave do i get?
  5. if i'm sick does the academy pay 4 my medical bills?
  6. if injured during war can claim insurance or not?
  

  then we teach u force heal for what?
• rainee

  14 May 05, 00:29

  I am already a Jedi Knight right?
• Takumi2eLimit

  14 May 05, 00:29

  Originally posted by rainee:

  I am already a Jedi Knight right?

  yes princess..u know wat i know bah...
• deathscythe99

  14 May 05, 01:15

  Gordonator is strong...we shall need more padawans to further strengthen ourselves...'tis in order to continue surviving in tough times ahead...
  
  *cough*
  
  *walks off*
• stellazio

  14 May 05, 01:30

  erm can defect to the dark side after this?haha aka anakin skywalker.kill the jedi's we must..
• laurence82

  14 May 05, 01:32

  Originally posted by Takumi2eLimit:

  others join for free...ah lau must pay 10 bucks...

  go and die lar....
• jay_rocks

  14 May 05, 11:15

  wah piang eh, tt time de jedi ranks bo ki liao ah? need to become trainee ar?
• Takumi2eLimit

  14 May 05, 13:07

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  go and die lar....

  hey,here is jedi academy hor...don anyhow say hor!