~ Nature's Humpalang Blog ~
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nope, my werk place is way out of townOriginally posted by Wanda:Is it happening near your work place too?
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lebbrel up
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BTW, do you like to listen to music? And did you like any of the kim san soon soundtrack?
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musik is a must hv...ya, the 2 main songs in kss quite catchingOriginally posted by Wanda:BTW, do you like to listen to music? And did you like any of the kim san soon soundtrack? -
guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you"
the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it..." -
Which 2 songs? If you like, I can pm you the link.
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To make a woman happy.....
a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not s tress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Leave him in peace -
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially and reality"?
Dad : I will show you ,Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I
would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I
could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,
"potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we
are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay! -
the 2 main ones? i donno the name of cosOriginally posted by Wanda:Which 2 songs? If you like, I can pm you the link. -
Just got this in the email:
Nuns at the Hospital
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law. " -
Originally posted by Wanda:Just got this in the email:
Nuns at the Hospital
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law. " -
There are several.Originally posted by poon cho tang:the 2 main ones? i donno the name of cos
- The opening theme song "It's alright...."
- One song /music that's always played whenever the scene involves kss and zx (i noticed)
- One song /music that's always played when the scene involves zx and yu xi zhen (i noticed too)
- The song sung by kss at the piano - I call it the "oh oh oh" song , which was also played when zhenxian tried to murder the stuff pig (the sound track is sung by a man though)
Interested? -
humpalang pleaseOriginally posted by Wanda:There are several.
- The opening theme song "It's alright...."
- One song /music that's always played whenever the scene involves kss and zx (i noticed)
- One song /music that's always played when the scene involves zx and yu xi zhen (i noticed too)
- The song sung by kss at the piano - I call it the "oh oh oh" song , which was also played when zhenxian tried to murder the stuff pig (the sound track is sung by a man though)
Interested?
u watched the vcd how many times liow? -
Tell me where to find such a ultra superman?Originally posted by poon cho tang:To make a woman happy.....
a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
.
.
.
.42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
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.
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.53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes -
maybe at giant, batteries not includedOriginally posted by Wanda:Tell me where to find such a ultra superman? -
Okie. It may take a while...but will pm you today.Originally posted by poon cho tang:humpalang please -
np, tan q belly muchOriginally posted by Wanda:Okie. It may take a while...but will pm you today. -
Originally posted by poon cho tang:humpalang please
u watched the vcd how many times liow?
Once nia lah, except for eps 10, 11, 12 = watched twice.
Then when these eps came on tv the past 2 nights, I could recite the dialogue. -
wah seh.....jue dui super fanOriginally posted by Wanda:
Once nia lah, except for eps 10, 11, 12 = watched twice.
Then when these eps came on tv the past 2 nights, I could recite the dialogue.
next u will watch all serials starring kss n zx? -
I learn fast mah.Originally posted by poon cho tang:wah seh.....jue dui super fan
next u will watch all serials starring kss n zx? Or rather, the funny dialogue was memorable.
Well, only if it stars the 2 of them and it's funny. But so far, don't have. Heng!
Actually, in a few years, I don't think these 2 can act as lovers anymore. She's 31 and he's 24 now, you know? -
7 yrs diff.....so dats the fad now huh?Originally posted by Wanda:I learn fast mah. Or rather, the funny dialogue was memorable.
Well, only if it stars the 2 of them and it's funny. But so far, don't have. Heng!
Actually, in a few years, I don't think these 2 can act as lovers anymore. She's 31 and he's 24 now, you know? -
jie di lian.Originally posted by poon cho tang:7 yrs diff.....so dats the fad now huh?
Ok, i go find the links...u go home and d/l lah. -
okOriginally posted by Wanda:jie di lian.
Ok, i go find the links...u go home and d/l lah. -
6 more days
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to?Originally posted by sbst275:6 more days