Top 10 Rejection Lines
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Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what they really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.
10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that fucking pest. And I'm not into incest either.)
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6 I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5 I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing) -
0) Fcuk off
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luckily i am not in the least troubled by these.
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that's rather straightforwardOriginally posted by dcx:0) Fcuk off
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i always hear theseOriginally posted by dragg:luckily i am not in the least troubled by these.
p.s. i'm short, fat and ugly
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1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)
this is the classic, my all-time fav line -
Originally posted by bratpig:1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)
this is the classic, my all-time fav line 
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I still prefer mine.....Originally posted by bratpig:1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)
this is the classic, my all-time fav line 
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you are so smart.Originally posted by bratpig:i always hear these
p.s. i'm short, fat and ugly -
Originally posted by dragg:you are so smart.
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cuz i always hear thisOriginally posted by cindtan29: -
what is the meaning of rolling eyes?Originally posted by bratpig: -
you are not 'smart'Originally posted by dragg:what is the meaning of rolling eyes? -
hmmmmm.....from who??? y leh.....Originally posted by bratpig:cuz i always hear this -
I ganna no. 10 and no. 1 b4.
Another time, the gal said I am an uncle when I am not interested in her at all. I wonder if I am sending wrong message all over the place. -
why u say i smart?Originally posted by dragg:what is the meaning of rolling eyes? -
i agreeOriginally posted by alexkusu:you are not 'smart' -
i got your comment wrong.Originally posted by bratpig:why u say i smart?
your were telling me you are short, fat and ugly right?
i thought you were talking about me. -
kidding onlyOriginally posted by cindtan29:hmmmmm.....from who??? y leh..... -
Originally posted by dragg:i got your comment wrong.
your were telling me you are short, fat and ugly right?
i thought you were talking about me. -
not funny leh....Originally posted by bratpig:kidding only 
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.................. damn girls are good man. he he... they shoot u down..then strafe u with thier cannons. OVERKILL....
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sorry...Originally posted by cindtan29:not funny leh.... 
but i hear my friends say this line is the best -
not chasing, no rejection. no love, no love problems.
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were you drooling then?Originally posted by Kenashi:I ganna no. 10 and no. 1 b4.
Another time, the gal said I am an uncle when I am not interested in her at all. I wonder if I am sending wrong message all over the place.