Dun Get Mad~~ Get Even!!!
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some will give me directions only to find that it drives me up to the wallOriginally posted by bratpig:once u lived in 1 hdb flat....u live in all the hdb flats
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Originally posted by StarPuppy:some will give me directions only to find that it drives me up to the wall
ah puppy....remember that we in UA are professionals -
professionals in what?Originally posted by bratpig:
ah puppy....remember that we in UA are professionals -
oh~ this 1~ read it some where too...a very scheming groom indeed. does hab lotsa guts n courage to go on wif e wedding eh...
*wat a bitter feeling* -
"YouÂ’re a jerk!"
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"
Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldnÂ’t believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down RobinÂ’s correct number and called her. She had recently changed the last two digits of her number. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person answered, I yelled, "YOUÂ’RE A JERK!" and hung up.
Next to his phone number I wrote the word "Jerk" and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, IÂ’d call him up. HeÂ’d answer, and then IÂ’d yell, "YOUÂ’RE A JERK!" It would always cheer me up.
Later in the year the phone companies introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me. I would have to stop calling the jerk. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number and when I heard his voice I made up a name. "Hi." I said, "This is Herman with the telephone company and IÂ’m just calling to see if youÂ’re familiar with our caller ID program?"
He shouted, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "THATÂ’S BECAUSE YOUÂ’RE A JERK!"
And the reason I took the time to tell you this story is to show you how if thereÂ’s ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 722-4822.
A few months later an old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space. I didnÂ’t think she was ever going to leave. Finally her car began to move and she started to, very slowly, back out of the stall. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. "Great," I thought, "sheÂ’s finally leaving."
All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking aisle (going the wrong direction) and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You canÂ’t just do that, Buddy. I was here first!"
The guy climbed out of his Camaro and completely ignored me. He walked toward the mall as if he didnÂ’t even hear me.
Thought to myself, "this guyÂ’s a jerkÂ… there sure are a lot of jerks in this world." Then I noticed the for sale sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number before hunting for a new parking spot.
A couple days later, IÂ’m at home sitting at my desk. I had just got off the phone after calling the 722-4822 jerk (ItÂ’s really easy since I have his number on speed dial) when I noticed the phone number of the black Camaro guy lying on my desk. So I figured I should give him a call too.
After a couple of rings someone answered the phone. I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?"
"Yes it is," he answered
"Can you tell me where I can see it at?" I asked
"Yes, I live at 1802 W 4th street. ItÂ’s a yellow house and the car is parked right out front."
"IÂ’m sorryÂ… whatÂ’s your name," I asked
"My name is Don Hansen" he replied
"WhatÂ’s a good time to catch you Don?"
"IÂ’m home in the evenings," he said
"Listen Don," I started getting serious, "can I tell you something?"
Don seemed a little caught off guard by the change in my tone but eventually answered, "Yes"
Then I did it, in my moment of glory I shouted, "DON, YOUÂ’RE A JERK!" And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up I added Don HansenÂ’s number to my speed dial.
For a while things seemed to be going quite well for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jerks to call. Then after several months of calling the jerks and hanging up on them, the whole thing started to seem like an obligation. It just wasnÂ’t as enjoyable as it used to be. I needed a different form of entertainment. And see that I am a loyal person I figured I would keep the JerksÂ… the only thing that would change was my method.
First, I had my phone dial Jerk #1. The man as always answered nicely. And I immediately yelled, "YOUÂ’RE A JERK!" but this time I didnÂ’t hang up.
The jerk said, "Are you still there???"
"YeahÂ…" I answered defiantly.
"Stop calling me," he insisted
"NO!" I shouted back
After a slight pause he responded with suppressed anger, "whatÂ’s your name pal?"
"Don Hansen" I responded with a smile on my face.
"And where do you live?" he said with the same dangerous tone.
"1802 West 4th Street." I answered fearlessly.
"IÂ’m coming over right now Don. YouÂ’d better say your prayers," he threatened.
"Yeah, like IÂ’m really scared, JERK!" and I hung up.
Then I called Jerk #2. "Hello" he answered
So I replied, “Hello, JERK!”
He stared in on me right away, "If I ever find out who you areÂ…"
"YouÂ’ll what?" I interrupted
"IÂ’ll kick your butt!" he shouted. Not able to stifle his anger as well as Jerk #1 did.
"Well, hereÂ’s your chance. IÂ’m on my way right nowÂ… JERK!" and I hung up.
Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them a big gang fight was going down at 1802 West 4th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 4th street to watch the whole thing. I turned into 4th street and parked my car under the shade of a tree half a block from Jerk #2Â’s house. There were two guys fighting out front. Suddenly there were 12 police cars and a helicopter. The police wrestled the two men to the ground and took them away.
A couple of months later I get a call for jury duty. And I was selected to be a juror for the trial of the two jerks who were both charged for disorderly conduct. It turns out I might have influenced the jury a bit; because when they announced the verdict, they said, "We the jury find the defendants to be guilty, AND a couple of JERKS!" -
professional in crappingOriginally posted by StarPuppy:professionals in what? -
Just a question if not a comments:-
have u ever imagine the groom feelings when he discovered the bride-to-be is actually hanky panky at the back of him when they are getting married!!!
have you consider the hurt and shame he has to bear to wait for the ceremony and eventually taking this scheming steps to get even with the bride??
did u consider all the hurt, pain and insults this groom have to take WHEN the bride is happily having sex with another man!!!
so think again pls........it is neither scheming or revenge or wat ever la.....
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Of cuz the groom is hurt upon learning that his bride-to-be is having an affair with the best man, who is probably his best friend. There is no question about it.
The groom did not do anything wrong by getting even with the adulterous pair during the wedding. Scheming or revenge aside.
What happens after this?
The groom has lost the one he loves, and a best friend in the process. The hurt is already there. Regardless of whether he exacts revenge or not has no implication. The thing is everybody has already been hurt. The momentary sweetness seeing their shocked faces at the wedding will not make the pain any lesser.
Whether one chooses to be noble or not really depends on individual. The point is that even after taking revenge, the hurt / damage is still there. The important thing is how to get on with life. Cuz revenge is only momentary sense of justice at that moment. The hurt is still there. -
No No No Â….why is everybody just aiming at y this action is done and why this action cannot be done???? And whats the point in getting this action done???Originally posted by bratpig:What happens after this?
The groom has lost the one he loves, and a best friend in the process. The hurt is already there. Regardless of whether he exacts revenge or not has no implication. The thing is everybody has already been hurt. The momentary sweetness seeing their shocked faces at the wedding will not make the pain any lesser.
Whether one chooses to be noble or not really depends on individual. The point is that even after taking revenge, the hurt / damage is still there. The important thing is how to get on with life. Cuz revenge is only momentary sense of justice at that moment. The hurt is still there.
The fact that this woman did smthing so wrong and the act of hers actually hurt all the ppl surrounding her and the most beloved husband-to-beÂ….she caused this r/s to break up with all her stupid actions Â…..so why is it that this groom has to consider sooooooooooo much on her feelings and after-effect feelings for all the others????!!!
YesÂ…I agree with or without this actionÂ…the hurt is still thereÂ….but donÂ’t u think that this bride got to have some punishment rather than the groom just suffers alone and seems helpless all by himselfÂ…Â…
tio bo????!!! -
this part tio lah...Originally posted by cindtan29:No No No Â….why is everybody just aiming at y this action is done and why this action cannot be done???? And whats the point in getting this action done???
The fact that this woman did smthing so wrong and the act of hers actually hurt all the ppl surrounding her and the most beloved husband-to-beÂ….she caused this r/s to break up with all her stupid actions Â…..so why is it that this groom has to consider sooooooooooo much on her feelings and after-effect feelings for all the others????!!!
YesÂ…I agree with or without this actionÂ…the hurt is still thereÂ….but donÂ’t u think that this bride got to have some punishment rather than the groom just suffers alone and seems helpless all by himselfÂ…Â…
tio bo????!!!
the groom no need to consider her feelings or what lah...who cares abt someone who has betrayed you right?
sometimes revenge just seems so pointless at times when u r so deeply hurt lor...not that you shldn't take revenge lah...but it wont help matters... -
by saying wat u are saying.....care to comments how u shld take this matter??? u seems contradict ....but is tis a revenge.....getting even and gettign revenge is not quite on par leh....Originally posted by bratpig:this part tio lah...
the groom no need to consider her feelings or what lah...who cares abt someone who has betrayed you right?
sometimes revenge just seems so pointless at times when u r so deeply hurt lor...not that you shldn't take revenge lah...but it wont help matters...
so wat u wan the groom to do or rather ....let me post the question to you....wat will you do..Mr Brat....if u r the groom and 3 days b4 ur ceremony...u rec news from ur PI....WAT WILL U DO??? -
getting even, revenge...hmm...just twisting the words ard only...same meaning...maybe getting even sounds nicer ba...Originally posted by cindtan29:by saying wat u are saying.....care to comments how u shld take this matter??? u seems contradict ....but is tis a revenge.....getting even and gettign revenge is not quite on par leh....
so wat u wan the groom to do or rather ....let me post the question to you....wat will you do..Mr Brat....if u r the groom and 3 days b4 ur ceremony...u rec news from ur PI....WAT WILL U DO???
me?
haha...most prob i'll do what most people would do...confront the both of them with the evidence and cancel the whole thing....need to elaborate on the confrontational stage? i dunno what i will do...but it may not be nice
my point is that getting even...nothing wrong....up to individual what they wanna do....but hor...so what? after getting even...you still need to get on with life...maybe at that moment u feel a sense of justice....maybe sweet justice...after that? you still gotta live on with the fact that you are being betrayed by 2 of the closest persons to you....this is the part that will hurt most...no amount of getting even will help... -
of cos have to live on...than wat u think, u think must surely commit suicide or wat....Originally posted by bratpig:me?
haha...most prob i'll do what most people would do...confront the both of them with the evidence and cancel the whole thing....need to elaborate on the confrontational stage? i dunno what i will do...but it may not be nice
my point is that getting even...nothing wrong....up to individual what they wanna do....but hor...so what? after getting even...you still need to get on with life...maybe at that moment u feel a sense of justice....maybe sweet justice...after that? you still gotta live on with the fact that you are being betrayed by 2 of the closest persons to you....this is the part that will hurt most...no amount of getting even will help...
you mean now we are toking about how to live on or move on???
i agree no amount of retaliation is enuff when a person is so hurtful to the extreme by the love ones....BUT at least .......at the very least actions of displeasure was done!!! and not just by keeping quiet or suffering alone...rite???!!! -
ok...i understand le...yah...you shldnt suffer aloneOriginally posted by cindtan29:of cos have to live on...than wat u think, u think must surely commit suicide or wat....
you mean now we are toking about how to live on or move on???
i agree no amount of retaliation is enuff when a person is so hurtful to the extreme by the love ones....BUT at least .......at the very least actions of displeasure was done!!! and not just by keeping quiet or suffering alone...rite???!!!