i'm a kiasu old uncleOriginally posted by cindtan29:month end liao meh.....
Originally posted by cindtan29:we have one thing i common : old
but i phew.....i not kiasu like u....
yah...but the world was never a good place to start withOriginally posted by FireIce:good wat
means not many ppl in agony
the world is a better place
Originally posted by bratpig:yah...but the world was never a good place to start with
Hey F.I. jiejie....xi ke wor...seldom see u here
*start fireworks*
hi ah deathOriginally posted by deathscythe99:
he really thinks he ninja le lahOriginally posted by cindtan29:ah death nowadays like to come and go and post and disappear type.....
nah...cos this is not his own home ground anymore wor.....and he busy fighting sith or jedi ....hmmm i always dun u'stand star wars.......plus.....the most impt de..... he no telepathy with usOriginally posted by bratpig:he really thinks he ninja le lah
x 2Originally posted by cindtan29:nah...cos this is not his own home ground anymore wor.....and he busy fighting sith or jedi ....hmmm i always dun u'stand star wars.......plus.....the most impt de..... he no telepathy with us
Originally posted by bratpig:x 2
^10
arguments are good...boost ratingsOriginally posted by cindtan29:
wait till he sees tis to argue the si!t out of it....
but oh ya...
^10
wrong ...... it helps improve ratingsOriginally posted by Gackt247:
This thread is indeed redundant..
i'm going to delete my email addy...Originally posted by cindtan29:A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test, which was to clean
the floor. After that the HR manager said "You are engaged, give me your
e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when
you will start."
The man replied, " I don't have a computer, neither an email"
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "if you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And whose who do not exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
10US$ in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and buy
a 10 Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.
In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man realized that
could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day.
Shortly later, he bought a car, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles. Years later,the man became one of the biggest food
retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to
get life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection
plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his
email.
The man replied: "I don't have an email".
The broker replied curiously," you don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?"
The man thought for a while, and replied: "An office boy at Microsoft!"
The moral of this story:
1- Internet is not the solution to your life
2- if you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3- if you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy than a millionaire.
Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what
you have. quoted by Sam Morgan
Dear Martay...erm...Martell,Originally posted by Martell21:eh...nice story..so that mean i mus throw my computer out..??hahahaha
maybe i am gonna stop going to sch so that i can be President of Singapore in the futureOriginally posted by coolger03:i'm going to delete my email addy...
but i think i can't live without the internet either...
hey...remember not to tax me too heavily hor...at most tax me enough to sustain the defence budget can liaoOriginally posted by StarPuppy:maybe i am gonna stop going to sch so that i can be President of Singapore in the future
defence budget got many sectors....which part of defense u toking aboutOriginally posted by bratpig:hey...remember not to tax me too heavily hor...at most tax me enough to sustain the defence budget can liao