Attempting to Understand Women Part II
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hahha..u so evil....but my award is stirrer leh...not slapper yet leh.....Originally posted by choco B:No, but I think the palm one can double up as a slapper -
hahaha...slapper...Originally posted by cindtan29:hahha..u so evil....but my award is stirrer leh...not slapper yet leh..... 
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hahaha..thanks deary........opps....i meant ah brat.....Originally posted by bratpig: 
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Originally posted by cindtan29:hahaha..thanks deary........opps....i meant ah brat.....
no prob
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I say: Did you notice that girl who just walked by?
He says: Which girl?
I say: the one who was dressed in that sexy black low cut dress, with that heart shaped pendant. Just walked past.
He says: Really? I didn't notice leh.
I say: (incredulous) So chio and you never see her?
He says: Please lah, that was not a black dress, it was dark brown. And the pendant was not heart shaped, it was the shape of a star. Not very low cut what. Next time, don't luan luan say.
I say: Phew, for a moment there, I thought you gay. -
*ahem*Originally posted by charlize:I say: Did you notice that girl who just walked by?
He says: Which girl?
I say: the one who was dressed in that sexy black low cut dress, with that heart shaped pendant. Just walked past.
He says: Really? I didn't notice leh.
I say: (incredulous) So chio and you never see her?
He says: Please lah, that was not a black dress, it was dark brown. And the pendant was not heart shaped, it was the shape of a star. Not very low cut what. Next time, don't luan luan say.
I say: Phew, for a moment there, I thought you gay.
the highlighted blue part...seems like my friend...but he always act blur blur and innocent like nvr see de...
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maybe he looking at other girls lehOriginally posted by cindtan29:*ahem*
the highlighted blue part...seems like my friend...but he always act blur blur and innocent like nvr see de...
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Guys are the world's greatest pretenders.Originally posted by cindtan29:*ahem*
the highlighted blue part...seems like my friend...but he always act blur blur and innocent like nvr see de... -
^5Originally posted by charlize:Guys are the world's greatest pretenders.
totally agree!!!!
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this is even worst rite.....Originally posted by bratpig:maybe he looking at other girls leh
ask him to see openly.....he dun want....
he prefers to bio and sneak then song meh.... -
Originally posted by cindtan29:^5
totally agree!!!!
bleah~Originally posted by charlize:Guys are the world's greatest pretenders. -
Originally posted by cindtan29:this is even worst rite.....
ask him to see openly.....he dun want....
he prefers to bio and sneak then song meh....
if he sees prettier ones then he will inform u mah...muz diversify
maybe...just maybe har...maybe he only has eyes for u leh -
Men are the greatest lier...........Originally posted by bratpig:
if he sees prettier ones then he will inform u mah...muz diversify
maybe...just maybe har...maybe he only has eyes for u leh
Men are the greatest sweet-talker........
Men are the greatest smoke-screen creator.....
Men are the greatest argue-er.........
ah cind -
Originally posted by cindtan29:Men are the greatest lier...........
Men are the greatest sweet-talker........
Men are the greatest smoke-screen creator.....
Men are the greatest argue-er.........
ah cind
orh
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he: hey look at tat gal!
she: where?
he: there, the gal in black, skin fitting, low neck top.....
she turn ard and see a roast pig squashed into a black, skin fitting, low neck top.... *pukes*
she: next time only ask me to see the chio ones okie!!! -
ah tare...ur scenarios quite funny...erm...but hor...erm...got anything other things? thanksOriginally posted by tare:he: hey look at tat gal!
she: where?
he: there, the gal in black, skin fitting, low neck top.....
she turn ard and see a roast pig squashed into a black, skin fitting, low neck top.... *pukes*
she: next time only ask me to see the chio ones okie!!! -
he smoke screen nia.....just want to jia jia tell u he oni bio ugly women!!Originally posted by tare:he: hey look at tat gal!
she: where?
he: there, the gal in black, skin fitting, low neck top.....
she turn ard and see a roast pig squashed into a black, skin fitting, low neck top.... *pukes*
she: next time only ask me to see the chio ones okie!!! -
simi other things??!!Originally posted by bratpig:ah tare...ur scenarios quite funny...erm...but hor...erm...got anything other things? thanks -
other jokesOriginally posted by tare:simi other things??!! -
knowing him for 15yrs.... nah.... he seriously dun bio char bor one..... how??!!!Originally posted by cindtan29:he smoke screen nia.....just want to jia jia tell u he oni bio ugly women!! 
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Charlize...can't help but laugh at your examples.. very typical of women..
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This dude walking along the shores of Mainland America kicked over an oil lamp.. and out came a genie.
The genie said: I will grant you ONE WISH!
The man thought for a while and went, "I want a wide highway across the sea from the Mainland US to Hawaii. I've always loved to go to Hawaii and was afraid to fly. If there was a bridge across, I can also collect toll and be set for life!"
The genie thought a while and said, "Do you know the sheer logistics of the matter? The problems posed to shipping, the tides, the weather of the sea? In order to keep the drivers safe, it'll be a nightmare! It is beyond my power!"
The man comtemplated it and agreed. So he asked the genie, "Then, genie, I want to be able to understand women."
The genie immediately replied, "Would you want a 6 or 8 lane highway?" -
So, you read 2 examples from me and you're stereotyping us women as "typical".Originally posted by timble:Charlize...can't help but laugh at your examples.. very typical of women..