Attempting to Understand Women Part II
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Scenario 1
Dennis & Sufen were at a department store. She saw a teddy bear & exclaimed, "Oh! This is really cute!" He offered to get it for her, but she hesitated & replied, "No....it's okay..." He shrugged his
shoulders & moved on to look at something else. Meanwhile Sufen stood rooted to the spot, feeling very miffed.
His Interpretation
I offered to get the bear for u but u said u din wan it.
What She Means
Of cos I wanted the bear, u IDIOT!! I din give u a firm "no", did
I?? U would insist on getting it for me if u were sincere abt the
offer!
Scenario 2
Cheryl & Kenming were at a jigsaw puzzle store, & his was abt to
pay for a brand new 2,500 piece set for himself. Suddenly, Cheryl held out
another box & asked, " Do u think I should get thus puzzle? It's so nice,
but it's expensive...." "Well, u can always wait for the next sale, he
replied. She refused to talk to him for the rest of the evening & the next
2 days. She continued to ignore him regardless of how many times he
apologized. So, what do u want me to do?" he asked in desperation. "I can't
tell u what to do, can I?" she answered.
His Interpretation
I thought u were seeking advice on whether to get that jigsaw
puzzle, so I gave u my suggestion. U were really angry & I din know how to make up for it. So I chose to apologize anyway, but u continued to be angry regardless of the no. of times I said I was sorry. What more a m I supposed to do if "sorry" isn't enough?
What She Means
I was hinting that I wanted this jigsaw set, & I was hoping you'd get it for me. I'm fed up b'cos u're so 'blur' u can't take a hint. If u're genuinely sorry, u would make up for ur mistake by going back to that store & getting that puzzle for me.
Scenario 3
Terence & Mealanie were out on a date. Slightly b4 dinner time,
she casually mentioned something abt a nice little French restaurant nearby..... When dinner time came around, he asked her what she
would like to have for dinner. "Anythin! g" she replied. They ended up in a foodcourt & she did nothing but to sulk over a bowl of beef noodles.
His Interpretation
I asked u what u wanted & u said "anything". I thought u really
din have any preference, & were leaving the decision up to me. So I
suggested the foodcourt & u din object.
What She Means
I really want to have dinner at that French restaurant. That's why I'm telling u how good it's supposed to be. I just din want to say it directly b'cos it's quite an expensive restaurant. -
Scenario 4
It was 2am. Faizai & Rina had had a good time at a disco & decided to!
call it a night. As they were hailing for cabs, Rina said, "It's q uite
late now, I wonder if it's safe....." "Of cos it is" he assured her. They
took separate cabs home, & she turned him down the next time he asked her out on a date.
His Interpretation
I thought u were just asking for my opinion as to whether it was
safe to go home at that hour! I wouldn't have minded sending u back if I'd known u'd wanted me to, but u seemed so self-assured & independent.
What She Means
I think u should be sending me home at this hour. If u had been a gentlemen,I wouldn't even have needed to drop that hint!
Scenario 5!
SuWei & Vishnu were planning to get their close friend a birthday
gift, but couldn't agree onwhat to get. She spent hours trying to
convince him that her idea of a haversack was better than his suggestion of an arcade game voucher. Finally, she said in frustration,"Why izzit always
so difficult for u to understand what I'm trying to say?"
His Interpretation
Why do u keep insisting that I dun understand what u've said. I understand
perfectly. It's just that I don't agree.
What She Means
Why can't u just agree with me?
Scenario 6
Carl asked Fiona if it would be alright with h! er if he stayed at
home this coming Saturday to catch a soccer matc h, & she said,"Sure, go
ahead." She was unhappy when he actually did so.
His Interpretation
U said "ok", so I thought everything was okay
What She Means
Obviously, I din want u to stay at home & watch some stupid soccer match! I was just trying to be magnanimous! U should be smart enough to
know that, & then ditch ur game to catch a moive with me. -
WARNING: all attempts are futile
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Scenario 7
Nizan had forgotten abt Yati's birthday until the very next day.
When he called her to apologise, she said "It's alright.." He hung up the
phone shortly after & continued to watch TV. She called him back shortly
&! started to cry
His Interpretation
I thought u'd already forgiven me for forgetting ur birthday,
since u said it was alrite...
What She Means
It's so not alrite! How could it be alrite when u forgot abt my birthday &
din even bother to make up for it! I'm so upset that I can't even
bring myself to explain. But u should know!
Scenario 8
Mary asked,"Am I fat?" Mike replied tha she was just slightly
plump, & she got upset.
His Interpretation
thought u were asking for my opinion abt ur body size, & I was
just trying to be honest.....Am I supposed to lie?
What She Means
I want u to tell me that I'm the most beautiful gal in the world,
& I expect u to insist that u're being totally honest!
Scenario 9
He noticed that she was unhappy abt something, but din know what
it was. He asked her what was wrong & she said. " Nothing." He continued
to do whateveer he was doing, & suddenly he realised that she was fuming
mad. Again, he asked her why she was upset. But once again, she
insisted that everything was fine.
His Interpretation
Since u said nothing was wrong, I had to take it that everything
was fine. How am I supposed to know what's wrong when u keep insisting that everything is fine?
What She Means
Of cos something is wrong! Of cos I'm upset! And dun tell me u dun
know what's wrong! Gosh, I can't believe u're such a hopelessly
insentitive creature - u greeted everyone else so warmly when u arrived, but din come to say hello to me! -
never mind lah...they can more than make up for it just by a sweet smile...cute horOriginally posted by InnoHippo:WARNING: all attempts are futile 
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good luckOriginally posted by bratpig:never mind lah...they can more than make up for it just by a sweet smile...cute hor -
thank youOriginally posted by InnoHippo:good luck -
Hmmm I don't fit into any of those scenerios so I'm not a woman???
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Originally posted by elindra:Hmmm I don't fit into any of those scenerios so I'm not a woman???
hey buddy...wanna go drink after work? -
Originally posted by bratpig:
hey buddy...wanna go drink after work?
Sorry I don't drink with strangers -
Originally posted by elindra:
Sorry I don't drink with strangers -
::: Square thought :::
Don't try understanding women. Just learn to understand your girl. It's enough to spend your life figuring out.
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i think this thread very bias leh....like aiming and pin-point at all the girls......
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No lahz. Alot of the things i no agree....but Uncle post one so must listen to uncle. Otherwise i kanna scolding againz.Originally posted by cindtan29:i think this thread very bias leh....like aiming and pin-point at all the girls...... -
Originally posted by M©+square:::: Square thought :::
Don't try understanding women. Just learn to understand your girl. It's enough to spend your life figuring out. -
no lah...try looking at it from the humour side baOriginally posted by cindtan29:i think this thread very bias leh....like aiming and pin-point at all the girls...... -
Uncle very fierce mehOriginally posted by M©+square:No lahz. Alot of the things i no agree....but Uncle post one so must listen to uncle. Otherwise i kanna scolding againz. -
frankly some scenarios the man is simply asking for it lor... insensitive pigs..... how can a guy NOT send the gal home at tat kinda hour? least u can do is to offer.... duhhh......
how abt tis scenario?
husband and wife went to the mall. wife saw a teddy bear and exclaimed: "dear tis bear so cute!" hubby: "how much? u want har? u need it meh? no rite? let's go...."
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your wind change very fast horOriginally posted by M©+square:No lahz. Alot of the things i no agree....but Uncle post one so must listen to uncle. Otherwise i kanna scolding againz. -
y dun u try posting smthing against the guys and i will try to look at it from the humour side ........Originally posted by bratpig:no lah...try looking at it from the humour side ba -
Must por uncle. Otherwise my reputation goes smelly.Originally posted by bratpig:your wind change very fast hor
WAhahaha!!! Remember oh Uncle - It's Love is! Lunch Time!!!! -
Originally posted by tare:frankly some scenarios the man is simply asking for it lor... insensitive pigs..... how can a guy NOT send the gal home at tat kinda hour? least u can do is to offer.... duhhh......
how abt tis scenario?
husband and wife went to the mall. wife saw a teddy bear and exclaimed: "dear tis bear so cute!" hubby: "how much? u want har? u need it meh? no rite? let's go...."
siao liao...can sense a storm coming -
siao liao...can sense a storm coming x 2Originally posted by cindtan29:y dun u try posting smthing against the guys and i will try to look at it from the humour side ........ -
I know LAH!Originally posted by M©+square:Must por uncle. Otherwise my reputation goes smelly.
WAhahaha!!! Remember oh Uncle - It's Love is! Lunch Time!!!! -
Wahahaha....Originally posted by tare:frankly some scenarios the man is simply asking for it lor... insensitive pigs..... how can a guy NOT send the gal home at tat kinda hour? least u can do is to offer.... duhhh......
how abt tis scenario?
husband and wife went to the mall. wife saw a teddy bear and exclaimed: "dear tis bear so cute!" hubby: "how much? u want har? u need it meh? no rite? let's go...."
For me. I'll tell my girl. When i money i'll get it for you.
And start adding a item on my 102th 'gift' booklet.
Just kidding bout the 102th booklet.