Sleepless in UA
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COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. -
COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! -
COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. -
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is. -
is it me or is it ah brat......Originally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
maybe i lost my humour as time goes by ......
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COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. -
COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all n ight thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. -
COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife. -
at least this commandment i must agree.........totally!!!Originally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
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Me just average only la.. just that got height... 1.72m.. thats my only advantage ahahaOriginally posted by cindtan29:hmm....cind guess tat u must be chiobu wor!!!
heehee...i like
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COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste. -
COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.. -
Nice effort cind whahahahOriginally posted by cindtan29:orh....funny meh??? ok ba...nice try ah brat.....
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BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said,
"Hey!...This thing really works!" -
hey.....we got one thing in common man!!!!Originally posted by shirurinu:Me just average only la.. just that got height... 1.72m.. thats my only advantage ahaha
1.72!!!!
i found u leh!!! Yeah
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Haha.. truee leh.. when my bf mumbles in his sleep.. i will try to make out whats he's mumbling..Originally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. -
tats b'cos the man have not discover me yet!!!Originally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife. -
i only 1.5
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hee heeOriginally posted by shirurinu:Nice effort cind whahahah
^5 for me ba -
I agree with this... either 1 will always give in before marriage.. after marriage both wanna snatch for the sayOriginally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. -
maybeOriginally posted by cindtan29:tats b'cos the man have not discover me yet!!! -
In the case of Mr Ding Ding Dong Dong.. i believe it's otherwise... usually its the guys ba =XOriginally posted by bratpig:COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste. -
nice weather
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Wah!! Good leh... we dun have to feel awkward with each other... i feel like a camel with my friends... like an alienOriginally posted by cindtan29:hey.....we got one thing in common man!!!!
1.72!!!!
i found u leh!!! Yeah 
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ah brat...y maybe nia......u dun believe ah cind is good quality de.....Originally posted by bratpig:maybe