Dear Uncle Agony...
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Someone wanna date my ai ai
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who is your ai ai?
if normal friend then ok ba. u also need to let your ai ai have some personal space.
if that guy wanna potong jalan...then u better do something about it. but dont do anything rash....in front of your ai ai
tv also got show mah..if you hit that guy up...then your ai ai will leave with him
hope it helps
p.s. sorry, uncle not very professional today -
ah mos,that shows that your ai ai is pretty enough mah..
have some confidence in yourself lah~
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Dear Mos,Originally posted by Mospeada:Someone wanna date my ai ai
Who is your Ai Ai?
It would be better if you came down to specifics of what it means by the term "ai ai"
Regards,
Ah Death -
uncle pig...can i hire u to humtum that person who wanna date my aiai...Originally posted by bratpig:who is your ai ai?
if normal friend then ok ba. u also need to let your ai ai have some personal space.
if that guy wanna potong jalan...then u better do something about it. but dont do anything rash....in front of your ai ai
tv also got show mah..if you hit that guy up...then your ai ai will leave with him
hope it helps
p.s. sorry, uncle not very professional today
who is my ai ai ah...cannot tell...later she use hammer to humtum me....
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ah mos is ok la...if he's not worried, then his ai ai should worry
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no prob...i provide a wide range of servicesOriginally posted by Mospeada:uncle pig...can i hire u to humtum that person who wanna date my aiai...
who is my ai ai ah...cannot tell...later she use hammer to humtum me.... -
ah Dan!!....Originally posted by Danisdead101times:ah mos,that shows that your ai ai is pretty enough mah..
have some confidence in yourself lah~
where have u been dying at? -
ok...i asked uncle agony liao....i shd give my ai ai more rooms
helo all
pity xiaobao never get a job yet
ok...who wanna date my aiai?
splash> femine course? in the 1st place, u think i gal or boi?!
Mos, do remember to come back to UA for more questions!
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Dear Uncle Agony...
i followed ur advise and got a bigger unit with more rooms...
but too many rooms liao....now i cant find my ai ai...
have u seen my ai ai? -
how i know which one is your ai ai?Originally posted by Mospeada:Dear Uncle Agony...
i followed ur advise and got a bigger unit with more rooms...
but too many rooms liao....now i cant find my ai ai...
have u seen my ai ai? 
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dying at office lah~ so busy with work recently~Originally posted by Mospeada:ah Dan!!....
where have u been dying at? -
"if you love someone, set her free" theory
Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, commit suicide for her.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back, Continue to wait until she comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone,Set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again,repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe -
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK -
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan...If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep following up with her and never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
if she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free, If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...
If you love someone,
WHY SET HER FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE? -
wow...i read all at one go....some is meaningful and true...Originally posted by bratpig:Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan...If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep following up with her and never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
if she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free, If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...
If you love someone,
WHY SET HER FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Dear Brat...
to ans ur question....when u love someone, u set her free cos to my theory...its always to give room and freedom and if she really comes back....it meant that she seen all and tried all but in the end, it awaken her that the best is still you.
hope the above helps.
Regards,
auntie cind
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that part i just added in deOriginally posted by cindtan29:
paiseh -
ah brat...i think uncle mos ai ai is toking about his newborn baby la....look at his avatar ??
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tt's ah mos qns...not mineOriginally posted by cindtan29:wow...i read all at one go....some is meaningful and true...
Dear Brat...
to ans ur question....when u love someone, u set her free cos to my theory...its always to give room and freedom and if she really comes back....it meant that she seen all and tried all but in the end, it awaken her that the best is still you.
hope the above helps.
Regards,
auntie cind
the last part was added for comical effect -
yaloh...my baobao....Originally posted by cindtan29:ah brat...i think uncle mos ai ai is toking about his newborn baby la....look at his avatar ?? -
Originally posted by cindtan29:ah brat...i think uncle mos ai ai is toking about his newborn baby la....look at his avatar ??
ok...nvm -
i feel dumb againOriginally posted by Mospeada:yaloh...my baobao.... -
Originally posted by Mospeada:yaloh...my baobao....
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Originally posted by Mospeada:yaloh...my baobao....
sh|t u! -
Originally posted by bratpig:i feel dumb again
Dun feel. Be
Hmmz...i too evil today
Should i go out to walk walk now?
Anyone free?