Advantages of Uncle Agony

• DriftingGuy

  3 Apr 05, 14:20

  
  Why must one seek help from uncle agony instead of aunty? What can uncle tell us that aunty cannot? Is this just a conspiracy to overthrow aunty? Will we ever know and handle the truth??
  
  Oh btw i am in agony, i just realised that today is sunday and tomorrow is monday so i have to work soon. Work places me in agony.
  
  Help please
• FireIce

  3 Apr 05, 14:25

  certain things mus ask uncle mah.....like.....my penis points north-west when erected.....am i normal?
  
  this type of qn maybe aunty shy or dunno how to ans wat....so uncle can help
• SnowFlag

  3 Apr 05, 14:25

  will u b in greater agony if u quit ur job to avoid the monday blues?
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 15:14

  Take holiday, then no need to work.
  
  Better yet, quit your job
  
  Jokes aside...maybe your job isn't giving you the sort of returns which you are looking out for? Job satisfaction IS important :p
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 17:13

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Why must one seek help from uncle agony instead of aunty? What can uncle tell us that aunty cannot? Is this just a conspiracy to overthrow aunty? Will we ever know and handle the truth??
  
  Oh btw i am in agony, i just realised that today is sunday and tomorrow is monday so i have to work soon. Work places me in agony.
  
  Help please

  today is not tomorrow
  tomorrow is not the day before
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 17:15

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  certain things mus ask uncle mah.....like.....my penis points north-west when erected.....am i normal?
  
  this type of qn maybe aunty shy or dunno how to ans wat....so uncle can help

  
  
  i doubt you have a penis...let alone one that points north-west
  
  however, if you really have this problem, i've got the solution
  
  1. take clay
  2. wrap clay around your penis when erected
  3. make sure clay is dried with the penis pointing north (or any directions u like)
  4. go sleep
  5. wake up
  6. remove cast...penis should be ok
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 17:18

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  
  
  i doubt you have a penis...let alone one that points north-west
  
  however, if you really have this problem, i've got the solution
  
  1. take clay
  2. wrap clay around your penis when erected
  3. make sure clay is dried with the penis pointing north (or any directions u like)
  4. go sleep
  5. wake up
  6. remove cast...penis should be ok

  Why not...have a remote control so can control the direction of it pointing....
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 17:18

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  Why not...have a remote control so can control the direction of it pointing....

  then muz implant chips...not worth it
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 17:19

  why not go for silicon implant?
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 17:36

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  why not go for silicon implant?

  Chips good mah....become bionic...more powerful, and full range of controls
  
  Silicon implant only increase size leh
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 17:37

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  Chips good mah....become bionic...more powerful, and full range of controls
  
  Silicon implant only increase size leh

  powerful penis?
• DriftingGuy

  3 Apr 05, 21:12

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  why not go for silicon implant?

  U think like breast implant? If I were u, i would install a hydraulic system instead
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 21:33

  your penis, your wish....i'm quite satisfied with mine
  
  how come this kinda thing also appear in uncle agony?
• DriftingGuy

  3 Apr 05, 21:36

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  your penis, your wish....i'm quite satisfied with mine
  
  how come this kinda thing also appear in uncle agony?

  Can boost rating of uncle agony you should be happy instead
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 21:38

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Can boost rating of uncle agony you should be happy instead

  ok la...but rating so high also like that...not as if got any free gifts like that
  
  think ratings only for people to haolian lor
• progene

  3 Apr 05, 22:05

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  ok la...but rating so high also like that...not as if got any free gifts like that
  
  think ratings only for people to haolian lor

  Well said!!
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:06

  Originally posted by progene:

  Well said!!

  thank you
  
  help me push up rating hor
  
  *ah brat slaps his own mouth*
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 22:10

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  U think like breast implant? If I were u, i would install a hydraulic system instead

  
  
  U install in urs first, then after 3 months we do product review...can?
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:11

  Ah death!!!
  
  you are back
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:13

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  
  
  U install in urs first, then after 3 months we do product review...can?

  what for? uncle agony is counselling forum...we are not endorsing penis should only face north leh....think of all the agonies that those nubile youngsters will feel should they find out that theirs are facing the wrong way
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 22:14

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  Ah death!!!
  
  you are back

  I'm back, yeap!
  
  So wad happened ah?
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:15

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  I'm back, yeap!
  
  So wad happened ah?

  nothing happened
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:15

  i still have not sleep
• deathscythe99

  3 Apr 05, 22:15

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  what for? uncle agony is counselling forum...we are not endorsing penis should only face north leh....think of all the agonies that those nubile youngsters will feel should they find out that theirs are facing the wrong way

  That's why....more ppl will come here seeking help and treatment
  
  But...I think I'm a bad counsellor le...
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:20

  Originally posted by deathscythe99:

  That's why....more ppl will come here seeking help and treatment
  
  But...I think I'm a bad counsellor le...

  
  
  nah...i sux too