Ah brat is depressed
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Sigh...
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whats wrong with my favourite pig?
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need hankies? hot chocs? pillows and cushions? huggies?
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It is not nice to share your sadness with everybody. So just state my feelings only.
Thanks for letting me be your fav pig
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Thanks all. Never mind la. More or less used to it already. Won't die de
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sighOriginally posted by bratpig:It is not nice to share your sadness with everybody. So just state my feelings only.
Thanks for letting me be your fav pig 
wat to do... who ask me to like ba kwa so much
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Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 18th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that youÂ’ve forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I canÂ’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years. -
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo. -
Q: Now doctor, isnÂ’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesnÂ’t know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. -
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you
go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere. -
old jokes...but still funny
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roflmao
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sayang bratty dun feel so sad ler...wan shi kan kai yi dian...
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ROFL! That doctor's wicked!
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LOL. damn funny
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rofl
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thanks baby
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Ah brat!!!
wat's wrong with you....ysterday we chatted and u still ok wat.....wat happen????
ni si lian le ma???
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simi daiji
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what's wrong? need any help?
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X10.....Originally posted by InnoHippo:simi daiji -
no la...heehee...i gotta hand in my thesis on friday...MORNING somemore
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This is my favOriginally posted by bratpig:Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere. -
good what ..... u can party on friday niteOriginally posted by bratpig:no la...heehee...i gotta hand in my thesis on friday...MORNING somemore