For Those In Agony
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Hi all,
This is Uncle in Agony.
This is set up to help all those in agony, but do not wish to turn to aunties for help.
Feel free to consult me anytime. I'll glad to be of help...if any.
PArdon for my sarcastic remarks at times. Those were meant to knock some senses into the uninitiated. The advice given will be in the truest and meanest form if possible...depending on uncle's mood.
Meanwhile, have fun. If the responses are good, we may consider orgainising an outing for all the agonists.
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ur sincerity touches me
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thank you...i touched myself sometimes too
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pls spare us the details... or we will be in deep agony...
Originally posted by bratpig:thank you...i touched myself sometimes too
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snatch biz with AA?
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nah...nobody seem to be in agony leh
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keep laughing wen i see tis thread and forum -
alamak...lion dance for opening ceremony....
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wah...thanks for the warm reception...heeheee
this is meant as a tongue-in-cheek thing...dun think anybody is in agony tho -
Oh boy, then wats the point of this forum. Who's going to waste their time posting here anywayOriginally posted by bratpig:wah...thanks for the warm reception...heeheee
this is meant as a tongue-in-cheek thing...dun think anybody is in agony tho -
wait lo
surely will have people in agony what -
tis is more like a joke thread rather than an agony thread to me -
sigh...now i'm in agony
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Originally posted by bratpig:thank you...i touched myself sometimes too
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Oh! You're in the right place!Originally posted by bratpig:sigh...now i'm in agony
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finally...Originally posted by bratpig:sigh...now i'm in agony
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hmm...since i'm the uncle...that means i have to cheer myself up right?
then nvm la...i'm happy already
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Dear uncle:
I'm born with what u can say is the most torturing sickness in the history of medical studies..... well u see I have a very very very very high sex drive... 
(no i'm not in my puberty age now, 27 this year) But my partner is opposite... Everytime I feel the urge... i get rejected so much so that i lost the interest with her. I've resort to pros... but found out thats not the solution(as i'll get very guilty after every session). Is there any club for ppl like me to join so can get free, unlimited sex?
LuNAtIcfArKeR AKA the crazy one
Ps: needs lots n lots of sex.
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Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:
Dear LuNAtIcfArKeR AKA the crazy,
[b]Dear uncle:
I'm born with what u can say is the most torturing sickness in the history of medical studies..... well u see I have a very very very very high sex drive... (no i'm not in my puberty age now, 27 this year) But my partner is opposite... Everytime I feel the urge... i get rejected so much so that i lost the interest with her. I've resort to pros... but found out thats not the solution(as i'll get very guilty after every session). Is there any club for ppl like me to join so can get free, unlimited sex?
LuNAtIcfArKeR AKA the crazy one
Ps: needs lots n lots of sex.
Thanks n regards.
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Do not be too disturbed by your perceived sickness. Expert (uncle, me la) has found that 69% of the population have high sex drive too (including me). However, the remaining 31% do not. Hence, uncle think you are very suay to be paired up with the minority. However, do not be too disturbed by this suayness. I think someone by the name of murphy siad before that people will always be suay.
Please do not visit the prostitutes, as this is very unhealthy. This is because your significant other may bite off your testicles in a rage upon learning of your hobby. Only singles are advised to visit prostitutes (legal ones of course).
Do not worry. Uncle here is very efficient. I'm already in the midst of setting up a club for people like us, erm, I mean you, to join. As long as we have sufficient members, activities will commence immediately. Of course, the male to female ration must not be skewed, in particular the males. This is because Uncle do not want his beloved members to have a sore *erhem* you know what la.
Thank you for support. Please feel free to come to uncle for any agony that you may face in the future.
P.s. In case you did not notice, this is a forum. Kindly open a new thread in the forum for future posts. Uncle also want to see more activities in his forum you know. Thank you.
~This message is brought to you by the Ministry of Health~
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ok uncle.... well said but mine is like VERY HIGH one leh... i can like... after it's done, before the cigarette finish, then bang again u know... but now i can't feel any steam with my partner liao(2 months never touch her liao)
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anyway uncle... when the club is formed... put me first on the list, ho bo?
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Ok. You are the first member.
By the way, do not have sex when you are smoking. You may burn your partner / bed / curtain / room, etc.
Anyway, I'm no sexologist. But you can go to any DFS shops to buy the SIA girl uniforms. If you want police or army then go Beach Road. Arbo use your old ones. If you are not into uniforms but SM, uncle got ropes and whips to lend you. But you must wash before you use and before you return me. Erm, think you can keep it la. Candle can be bought anywhere. Not to drip on her, but to create the right ambience. Whatever, just use your imagination la. -
Err... uncle, I'm not into that lah... just rough and dirty will do for me.... fyi... I like to untie the strings of the thong with my teeth...GGrrrrrr......
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lol...I prefer to use penknife cut