This guy went to heaven and found a lot of clocks. It was told that they
are clocks representing great leaders of earth. The clock of St. Theresa
has not moved, meaning she has not told any lie. The clock of Abraham
Lincoln has moved three, implying, he has told three lies. It was
interesting watching the clocks just change one bit as he was watching some
of the great leaders. But he observed that Bush and Blair did not have a
clock. He asked Peter. Peter replied, "Oh, it is in Jesus' room. He is
using them as his table fan!!