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I have always appreciated larling..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hahar ! thank Q thank Q... finally got ppl appreciate liao... hahar!!
come sarport often la.. and contribute if u haf ok??
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mei wen tiOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:hahar ! thank Q thank Q... finally got ppl appreciate liao... hahar!!
come sarport often la.. and contribute if u haf ok?? -
Grrrr...Originally posted by RaTtY81:mei wen ti 
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heheOriginally posted by Gackt247:Grrrr... -
so sweet hor, larling................Originally posted by Gackt247:I have always appreciated larling.. -
cool it larling.. come come massage wan anot?? hahar !!Originally posted by Gackt247:Grrrr... -
i aso got appreciate... nvr call me larlingOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:so sweet hor, larling................
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hahar !!Originally posted by RaTtY81:i aso got appreciate... nvr call me larling
cannot so many la... mi devoted one... hor. gackt larling??!! -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hahar !!
cannot so many la... mi devoted one... hor. gackt larling??!! 
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Marriage
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because,
Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.