The Midlife Crisis Test
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http://www.midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis
You scored 5 out of 23
You've done ok but you're starting to show signs of deterioration
You may find yourself wanting to wear bandanas, or you could get the urge to have your ears pierced.
Just to be on the safe side we'd advise you to book into the Midlife Crisis Retreat as soon as possible. It's a centre where you can get any midlife urges out of your system before they start. Then you can happily get on with the rest of your life.
After that you'll always be in the right state of mind to appreciate the finely engineered and refined features of the Volkswagen Passat.
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You scored 1 out of 23
Well done. You are a low risk candidate. You'll be glad to know that you're neither in a midlife crisis nor are you heading for one.
Obviously you are a man who appreciates the quality things in life. We actually think you'd rather like the finely engineered and refined features of the new Volkswagen Passat.
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You scored 3 out of 23
Well done. You are a low risk candidate. You'll be glad to know that you're neither in a midlife crisis nor are you heading for one.
Obviously you are a man who appreciates the quality things in life. We actually think you'd rather like the finely engineered and refined features of the new Volkswagen Passat