Be careful about what you wish for...
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were all sentenced to 20 lashes, and they each get one wish.
The English guy is first up, and wishes for a pillow to be tied to his back. However it bursts after 10 lashes.
The Irishman is up next and he asks for 2 pillows to be tied to his back. They burst after 15 lashes.
The whipper says to the Scotsman 'as you come from such a beautiful country, I will grant you 2 wishes'
The Scotsman says, 'For my first wish I want 100 lashes!'
'Fuck me,' the whipper replies. 'What do you want for your second wish?'
The Scotsman says 'Tie that English cunt to me back!'
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the way i read this, the first employee was very smart, he asked for the 10 mill which technically should still be available... but the other employee... has to go back to work... the first one can just quit when he is brought back... and go right home...Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Boss and two employees find a rusty old lamp in the office. They polish it and 'poof', a genie appears. He gives them each a wish.
First employee, "I want to be 10 millions dollars richer and relaxing at home!" He disappears in a puff of smoke.
Second employee, "I want to be holidaying on a beach in Hawaii!" She disappears in a puff of smoke too.
Boss, "I want both of them back after lunch."