Originally posted by bowah:
Bo Tiger and ang di kow...eat liao also buay song
Hu la, NTA chief also Ang leh...
Originally posted by ecabby:got 200 td calling him chief, so what you think? kuchnang kurap like you?
So good...
Can I be the 201?...
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:So good...
Can I be the 201?...
I be 202 lor
But my pronunciation no good, chief will become cheap
yes both can, we never stop people but must show respect and loyalty. but 1st according to sop both of you must apologise properly and pledge to good followers, after that I submit to chief and rsm for approval, swee boh?
Yes, you submit to RSM and Chief first, then tell them to report to me. See if need to charge them or not.
In the meantime, mai disturb me.
CO
Originally posted by bowah:
Long ago, in part of ancient china, the emperor had 13 sons, and peoples call them the 13 tai po, all very macho, brave and good warriors. At first, commoners all respect them, they help those poor, old and sick, all are good princes.However like all humans, they fell to greed and lust, and not long, they only take care of the City (CBD), and careless of the poors farmer and commoners outside the city.
And those city lackeys started to provide them with wealth, girls and power. Not long, their father, the old emperor came to know all these, he gets angried. He renewed his will and deed to give it to his 14th prince, which was born by a concubine instead of a Queens.
This angered the 13 tai po, and like all ancient way of settling issue, the emperor call for a fight, the last one standing will be the crowned prince. And that is how the 14th prince went on to defeat the 13 tai po and make himself the king of CBD.
And for taxi driving, it is only my former chief who had done it.
KNN! Buay tahan your theory
simi lansai also can craft out a good story explanation
13 pax within CBD, unless u short list passengers and change shift Chinatown loh.
Better to DIY a sign, CBD shuttle service only..
13 paxs is not said cannot work, you must hv the right contact and have a good ability to read paxs on the street,
driving cdg current calls without call destination, you can hardly do it, unless veyr very heng, even the most prolific one like me driving cdg crown, the most is 10, sometime only 8, even tho I am good in mind and face reading.
And also, learn to be more humorous in life, after all, as a TD, there is no much way to enjoy a sociable good laugh ok.
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:Hu la, NTA chief also Ang leh...
Another ang ku kueh..my favorite
Originally posted by CSM1:yes both can, we never stop people but must show respect and loyalty. but 1st according to sop both of you must apologise properly and pledge to good followers, after that I submit to chief and rsm for approval, swee boh?
Swee...
Must wear army uniform?...
Tia gong your chief only LCP(lan jiao peh)...
Your RSM CPL nia...
Originally posted by bowah:Yes, you submit to RSM and Chief first, then tell them to report to me. See if need to charge them or not.
In the meantime, mai disturb me.
CO
After reading all this nonsense, as a commanding officer, if you cannot handle all this knn soldiers...
Tomorrow I demote you and go Jurong Island do guard duty...
In the meantime, mai disturb me...
COS (Chief Of Staff)
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:Swee...
Must wear army uniform?...
Tia gong your chief only LCP(lan jiao peh)...
Your RSM CPL nia...
stupid dog. Hitler also only corporal but he become chief of germany right?
dont follow optimal trans now he become optimal transvastite, everything talk backside and ah gua, because every night he got changi find ah gua, sometime he no business, he also become ah gua, earn extra $$$. You also quit property become ah gua like him. 2 of you can open business, your sifu bowah will come support you but he pay only $30 to fuck your backside, but you all cheapskates, $30 also open backside one. and take your lan jiao bor fireice. her name fireice already sound like ah gua, fire and ice, knn - really ah gua type. Heard your she is a he-she like your optimal trans.
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:After reading all this nonsense, as a commanding officer, if you cannot handle all this knn soldiers...
Tomorrow I demote you and go Jurong Island do guard duty...
In the meantime, mai disturb me...
COS (Chief Of Staff)
COS ?? not company orderly sergeant meh?? knn, pull rank ar?
See my batman and superman on both arm or not leh?
I already set the place at lavender liao, but so far, no reply, limpeh throw rental and wait for you all at dinner time 7pm, gum bo, then I can also bring your all to visit my office just next door, introduce you guys to the rooms, the boxes and packages, hope that in future if needed, at least you know where you are or what to do.
So how?? but if coming to my office, please do not wear colorful attire and also, no flip flop hor
Originally posted by Optimal Transvestite:stupid dog. Hitler also only corporal but he become chief of germany right?
dont follow optimal trans now he become optimal transvastite, everything talk backside and ah gua, because every night he got changi find ah gua, sometime he no business, he also become ah gua, earn extra $$$. You also quit property become ah gua like him. 2 of you can open business, your sifu bowah will come support you but he pay only $30 to fuck your backside, but you all cheapskates, $30 also open backside one. and take your lan jiao bor fireice. her name fireice already sound like ah gua, fire and ice, knn - really ah gua type. Heard your she is a he-she like your optimal trans.
don't follow me?
when do i got follower?
or, are you thinking that my comment are so powerful and will draw followersssss
that's what i like about you here,
first, you feel for me.....feel sad for me.......feel sorry for me......
now you recongnise my wisdom........... more power than your what 13 pax lar, what kangs and bukit lar................etc
come join me (no group), i share my wisdom with you, no rank, no chief.....etc
all are equal.
Originally posted by Optimal Transvestite:stupid dog. Hitler also only corporal but he become chief of germany right?
dont follow optimal trans now he become optimal transvastite, everything talk backside and ah gua, because every night he got changi find ah gua, sometime he no business, he also become ah gua, earn extra $$$. You also quit property become ah gua like him. 2 of you can open business, your sifu bowah will come support you but he pay only $30 to fuck your backside, but you all cheapskates, $30 also open backside one. and take your lan jiao bor fireice. her name fireice already sound like ah gua, fire and ice, knn - really ah gua type. Heard your she is a he-she like your optimal trans.
Oh, come to think of that, your chief really like Hitler hor...
Only his species is the top cream...
But have you watch this show "Downfall"? if not, I highly recommend you to go watch, free of charge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-CtyyYO0Y
Only for you...
Originally posted by bowah:
COS ?? not company orderly sergeant meh?? knn, pull rank ar?See my batman and superman on both arm or not leh?
I already set the place at lavender liao, but so far, no reply, limpeh throw rental and wait for you all at dinner time 7pm, gum bo, then I can also bring your all to visit my office just next door, introduce you guys to the rooms, the boxes and packages, hope that in future if needed, at least you know where you are or what to do.
So how?? but if coming to my office, please do not wear colorful attire and also, no flip flop hor
Than let me song for a minute mah...
Knn, last time do COS until face green green...
Cookhouse food really that bad meh?...
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:Oh, come to think of that, your chief really like Hitler hor...
Only his species is the top cream...
But have you watch this show "Downfall"? if not, I highly recommend you to go watch, free of charge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-CtyyYO0Y
Only for you...
Hahaha, how dumb they are, of all the analogies, they use Hitler! Hahaha. Maybe use current US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, I can accept, he was also only Cpl or SGT but now is Defense Minister of the world's largest military. But Hitler, hahahaha. Maybe their chief need to grow a funny mustache like Hitler, like that really can be a sort of chief!
Hitler HAD only got one ball
AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.
The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.
The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.
The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’
Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.
But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.
Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor
He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.
Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.
“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.
“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.
“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”
Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.
Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.
Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.
It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.
Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”
Lol Hitler. I hope their chief not like him, 1 ball man. No wonder he like to watch ball, maybe hoping to get a replacement!!
Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
So you all can read hor...
Who are the 1 who say someone like Hitler...
Originally posted by Keepthechange666:Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
So you all can read hor...
Who are the 1 who say someone like Hitler...
Laugh if you become happy. We not bothered by laughter of those against us group. We shall continue with our program and deployments as ordered. We shall be disciplined at all times and engage enemies if need comes. However for a moment we have extended you a chance to behave positively with us. Do not make the big mistake of throwing such a chance away okay? Btw the choice of Hitler was not a bad idea. We are not talking about his bad things but his leadership quality that even as a Cpl he can rise to the top, just like our chief a Cpl has rised to the top of the taxi trade. Anybody can do it and our next group of members and juniors are being trained to take over and do a good job like the chief. Anyway this shall end my last post. Its up for you and your guys to decide to take our generous offer. If its taken tomorrow night I shall return and may be say a few words, if not then you guys and your boss must suffer the consequences. Thnk you.
By ordser S3.
Originally posted by S3:Laugh if you become happy. We not bothered by laughter of those against us group. We shall continue with our program and deployments as ordered. We shall be disciplined at all times and engage enemies if need comes. However for a moment we have extended you a chance to behave positively with us. Do not make the big mistake of throwing such a chance away okay? Btw the choice of Hitler was not a bad idea. We are not talking about his bad things but his leadership quality that even as a Cpl he can rise to the top, just like our chief a Cpl has rised to the top of the taxi trade. Anybody can do it and our next group of members and juniors are being trained to take over and do a good job like the chief. Anyway this shall end my last post. Its up for you and your guys to decide to take our generous offer. If its taken tomorrow night I shall return and may be say a few words, if not then you guys and your boss must suffer the consequences. Thnk you.
By ordser S3.
Er...S3 Sir. Can you give us the Ops Order with the Intapsum, Atts & Dets, Mission statement, Commander's intent, Concept of Ops, G&T, CSS Plan & Command & Signal Plans? We private soldier only..need clear instructions.
Er.. SIR...got indent ration or not?? nabey cannot book out, no dinner, no supper...siao liao.
Originally posted by Taxilim88:Er...S3 Sir. Can you give us the Ops Order with the Intapsum, Atts & Dets, Mission statement, Commander's intent, Concept of Ops, G&T, CSS Plan & Command & Signal Plans? We private soldier only..need clear instructions.
I think this request will fail. If their chief only a cpl, then his S3 (whatever that is, but should be junior rank to him right?) I think maybe condemned private. All this requests will be too difficult for him to decipher. Their chief was a transport cpl, maybe thats why he think he can be td chief. This S3 maybe was a sentry because the way he stands by his chief!
Originally posted by S3:Laugh if you become happy. We not bothered by laughter of those against us group. We shall continue with our program and deployments as ordered. We shall be disciplined at all times and engage enemies if need comes. However for a moment we have extended you a chance to behave positively with us. Do not make the big mistake of throwing such a chance away okay? Btw the choice of Hitler was not a bad idea. We are not talking about his bad things but his leadership quality that even as a Cpl he can rise to the top, just like our chief a Cpl has rised to the top of the taxi trade. Anybody can do it and our next group of members and juniors are being trained to take over and do a good job like the chief. Anyway this shall end my last post. Its up for you and your guys to decide to take our generous offer. If its taken tomorrow night I shall return and may be say a few words, if not then you guys and your boss must suffer the consequences. Thnk you.
By ordser S3.
Hello, you from which unit? Who is your CO?
Manpower should be handle by S1, who's your S1? You sia sway we Operation Department.
Don't anyhow play a fool with Mindef General Order, 1 more time, I demote you to become RQMS.
By order G3
Originally posted by bowah:Er.. SIR...got indent ration or not?? nabey cannot book out, no dinner, no supper...siao liao.
...make sure got night snack 2 hor...