A really funny article ...chee ko peh taxi uncle .
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" last wk, i was drinking at dbl o with my kakis. i am a bit steam and outer space after that coz i drink quite alot. i broad a taxi with a guy staying in clementi. becoz he alite 1st so he sit nearer to e door while i sit centre. i am slping thru out the journey. my friend alite, pass me $ and i continue slping in the taxi becoz my hse is at jurong. i slp till veri deep. den for a sec, i open my eye a little, found the surrounding veri familiar. oh. I hav reach my hse, wondering how cum taxi uncle dint wake me up., i am veri veri steam n tired so i dint wake up on the spot. actually, i fl like continue slping till he wake me up. den with my half open half close eye, i saw that taxi uncle. guess what this cb uncle is doing. obviously he dint c me open my eye a bit. he nb was bending his head somewhere where the machine for atm car is. looking at my legs!!!! i am wearing a skirt that time, not veri short, maybe knee lvl ba. but i didnt cross my leg i rem, becoz too tired. i took 3-4s to realise wat the f he was doing actually. n for this 3-4s, he still dint wake me up. den i kei kei make some noise. den he quickly sit upright again. tat time i still not so tl becoz my mind not veri clear. its the nxt day i thk, nb, si bei tl. i aso duno wat so gd to c, nb, its dark inside the taxi too. at most can c pitch of black. tat day i shd hav kick him while his fking face is bending down.
gals out there, pls be careful when u ride taxi when drunk. avoid sitting in the centre if u wear skirt!
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LOL..
Btw pool, you work the night shift so you got frequently encounter drunk customers or not? What if they throw up. How you clean your cab? Then have to let the cab air for a while, during this time cannot earn money right? Will pek chek or not lol.
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Dear Poolman,
If you write in proper English, it will be easier to read.
laffin
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this happened to poolman or is just a copy and paste story?
she should be glad that she never got raped..
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no i write la , i cut and paste from somewhere else .....
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tot poolman is a guy? why did he put on a skirt?
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Show us the link
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how come the guy didnt send you home? only the 2 of you taking this taxi?
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Originally posted by automator:
Show us the link
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
LOL..
Btw pool, you work the night shift so you got frequently encounter drunk customers or not? What if they throw up. How you clean your cab? Then have to let the cab air for a while, during this time cannot earn money right? Will pek chek or not lol.
Walau , Merlion customers surely kena left , right , centre , front and back from me .I bo chap siow , he'll wash for me !!! Hahahahaha .
or pay me , i sent to car wash and wash , $10 !!!
They die die must give me a reply , or i call Police , really , jalan one call police .
But it's part and parcel of a night drivers , suay suay u kena , bo pian one , but seldom la , we know what to do .
Give them plastic bags lor , all taxis behind surely got plastic bag , if u give them , they still
inside our taxi , then they surely kena from me . -
liao pek chek ? KNN u think la , if they eat curry rice , plus mee goreng , plus Gordon Bieu , and Beer , all rojak and all into your carpet , u pek chek ?
Make $$$ that night ? Guarantee no .
It'll take at least 30 minutes to clear away those fuck things . And the smells ... whole night one .
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wa, who is that girl who sit in front then kpkb when the taxi driver look at her leg, haha, orbee good, self pawned some more.
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i got once ..... that girl was drunk , really mabok liao .....
At Telok Blangah Cresent where she stay , upon reaching , i stopped meter , she sleep again ....
I use my "CHANGING SHIFT JURONG" the plastic board , hit her lap , : " hello , reached liao ..."
She still sleeping ...... i call neigbourhood police post for help , just want my fare back ...
KNN u touch her will land into more trouble , dun play play ....
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why not just complain it to the taxi company?
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got once , one malay young girl , oso mabok liao .....
about 18-yr-old to 21-yr-old ....
when reached wlands st.43 ....
she asked : " How much ? $27 ?
"Uncle , can help me to the lift lobby ."
" Ok " i replied .
KNN once open door , sleep again !!
So i said , reach liao , i help you to lobby , u go back sleep .
She woke up , i help her up .....
She stood up , knn straightaway hugged me and sleep !!!
KNNBCCB , damn heavy sia she .
So for the whole 5 minutes , i was like a hugging bear for her ....knn .
I oso shiok la , can hug hug a bit , hahahahahah
Then she woke up , pie say liao .... just walk off , and i drove off .
KNN they kay siow one , drunk ? 30% drunk la , 70% they know what they are doing .
She have got soft boobs man .....hahahahah
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lolx poolman u earn it.
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why poolman don't want to take the opportunity to rape the 2 malay girls who are drunk?
They won't even know it lor after they wake up.
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Originally posted by automator:
why poolman don't want to take the opportunity to rape the 2 malay girls who are drunk?
They won't even know it lor after they wake up.
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i didn't say the first girl pax is malay , right ?
No it's a chinese ah lian ....
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Poolman,
are you a gay?
or the 2 malay girls are so ugly that you don't even think of wanting to have sex with them or what?
or you everyday have sex with your wife/gf or masterbate until you are no longer horny?
If its me, I see 2 chio bu drunk and its midnight I will definetly take the chance to rape them lor.
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Originally posted by Poolman:
i didn't say the first girl pax is malay , right ?
No it's a chinese ah lian ....
Than why you don't rape them when they are drunk?
So wasted
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Originally posted by automator:
Poolman,
are you a gay?
or the 2 malay girls are so ugly that you don't even think of wanting to have sex with them or what?
or you everyday have sex with your wife/gf or masterbate until you are no longer horny?
If its me, I see 2 chio bu drunk and its midnight I will definetly take the chance to rape them lor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBjF5UHSuO4
U see the clips , then u tell me u want to do it or not ?
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U are a pervert man auto .....
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do a clean job than you won't get caught lor.
wear condom and all will be fine