Diary of a banana
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*crawls away .... leaving a bloody trail .......Originally posted by HENG@:well now fatum is dead, throat slit from ear to ear, his lifeforce draining out of the yawning crevice across his neck, gently staining the ground, nourishing the green grass as ruby drops cling desperately to the emerald blades.
not yet ...... not yet ...............
(ps: I hate eating bananas ..... it's .... ermmm ..... rather phallic, don't you think ? .... I always bite into one sideways if i have to eat one ...
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u have a dirty mind and a worry about being gay then. Normal people don't associate a banana with one.Originally posted by Fatum:*crawls away .... leaving a bloody trail .......
not yet ...... not yet ...............
(ps: I hate eating bananas ..... it's .... ermmm ..... rather phallic, don't you think ? .... I always bite into one sideways if i have to eat one ... )
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but thats beyond the point. Seeing as u're not dead yet...
*stands over fatum's deathly pale and slowly fading body and bashes his skull in* -
well ... I used to love eating bananas, great sugar rush .....Originally posted by HENG@:u have a dirty mind and a worry about being gay then. Normal people don't associate a banana with one.
but a girl told me about her observations about bananas when I was eating one one day ..... and I've never looked at bananas the same way since ....
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tsk tsk tsk. let a girl influence u like that huh? u're as spineless as the adam who let eve force him into eating the apple. tsk tsk. no wonder u worry about the way u look when u munch a banana.Originally posted by Fatum:well ... I used to love eating bananas, great sugar rush .....
but a girl told me about her observations about bananas when I was eating one one day ..... and I've never looked at bananas the same way since .... 
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on the flip side though ..... I like to watch girls eating bananas now .....Originally posted by HENG@:tsk tsk tsk. let a girl influence u like that huh? u're as spineless as the adam who let eve force him into eating the apple. tsk tsk. no wonder u worry about the way u look when u munch a banana. 
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dirty dirty mind!Originally posted by Fatum:on the flip side though ..... I like to watch girls eating bananas now .....
baka ecchi hental!
U MASUWOKAKU!!!
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Dear Diary:
I lost a yellow banana this morning.
Can help me find?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear Littlestream
Losing a banana is ok. They are renewable resources. Just go to your friendly neighbourhood grocery and get another one.
Regards
Diary -
hmm i thought banana story is ....
eveyday get peel and get swallow down the tummy
and the cycle repeat ... -
*BURP*
that random banana i found lying in that corner tasted GOOD
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Urm for those who craves good banana milkshake, get those which uses fresh bananas
IMM first floor got one shop selling bubble tea, can ask for fresh banana milkshake, shiok and nice
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ohohohhhhh....
i went out for lunch today and saw banana milkshake on the menu!!
and i thought of BANANA...
wth...i spend too much of my time on sgf... -
Dear Diary:
It's Friday nite and I'm dressed to the nines but no where to go.
Can you please grant me a white knight in shining armour? But not too shining hor, wait I get blinded by the reflections of the moon.
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear Diary,
My goreng pisang not fresh anymore, and the stallholder says his CCTV prove he give me hot one.
How dah?
Regards
Jiak Keng Chio. -
Dear Littlestream
I recommend laurence82. He can sail over Pacific Ocean, because he has this horse called Pegasus. Thank you and regards
Diary -
Dear LazerLordz
is his CCTV installed with infra red function?
Yours sincerely
Diary -
Dear Diary:
What part you don't understand or do you need new glasses?
I requested for a white knight..........not some bananas!!!! And what do I do with a banana anyways????
Sincerely
Littlestream -
dearest LS: a banana is for eating...or making banana milkshakeOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
What part you don't understand or do you need new glasses?
I requested for a white knight..........not some bananas!!!! And what do I do with a banana anyways????
Sincerely
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Dear Littlestream
Peel off the skin, you get a really smooth white knight. Do not, I repeat, do not get the African red bananas. They wont give you a white knight on the inside.
Cheers
Diary -
Hee hee.............okay, okay.........jiu suan ne guo kuan bah.Originally posted by laurence82:Dear Littlestream
Peel off the skin, you get a really smooth white knight. Do not, I repeat, do not get the African red bananas. They wont give you a white knight on the inside.
Cheers
Diary
One up for ah lau!!!
Ready for the next one? -
Ready for this?
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mine.Originally posted by laurence82:Ready for this? -
Dear Diary,Originally posted by laurence82:Dear LazerLordz
is his CCTV installed with infra red function?
Yours sincerely
Diary
The CCTV not I install one, and he never say he want infra red, now he say you say might have infra red.
Can move on or not ah ?
Jiak Keng Chio.