Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 144th Edition
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Originally posted by cassie:
could be a xdd
If going to the gym can increase penis size
I think you will NEVER see a fat guy on the street
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this hello kitty chocolate i bought from the universal studios in japan looks like royce chocolates and tastes like it too..
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why NEX so big and no GYM one!!
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Originally posted by elindra:
If going to the gym can increase penis size
I think you will NEVER see a fat guy on the street
one of my friend posted in the FB, got ladies ask him (he is an instructor), any technique to boost their booty... he went knnnnnnnnn -
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
My fren once kenna stung by one of those during our crabbing trip at kallang river years ago... Her foot became sooo swollen >___> it was hiding in the sands by the water, just nice when the girls are suppose to dig for "la-la" for dinner >__>I threw it back into the water, thinking it's poisonous but my mom later scolded me for not bringing it home and cook... >___>
That sounds more like the work of a stonefish. I haven't heard of horseshoe crabs being dangerous... and aren't they close to becoming endangered?
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
one of my friend posted in the FB, got ladies ask him (he is an instructor), any technique to boost their booty... he went knnnnnnnnn
No la but the most can tone up chest muscles so it look more perky nia -
horseshoe crabs don't sting people ......
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The my Mum don't approve of my BF thread is getting sibei hilarious though lots of racist comments
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Originally posted by Fatum:
horseshoe crabs don't sting people ......
She could have stepped on their spikes thinking it stings -
LOL I'm SPEECHLESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded#!
Chimp rapes a frog
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I suspect it's one of those small tiny black marine catfishes ....
if it's a stone fish she'd have been yelling non-stop ....
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It's not only marine catfishes that have that nasty spine
All fresh water ones also have it
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yeah, that was drummed into me during my very young kampung days .....
used to fish at the farm ponds nearly every day with a bamboo pole .....
but those fresh water catfish tastes a lot better than the marine ones though ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
yeah, that was drummed into me during my very young kampung days .....
used to fish at the farm ponds nearly every day with a bamboo pole .....
but those fresh water catfish tastes a lot better than the marine ones though ....
Freshwater catfish are very fat -
morning guys. had a nice easy yoga session this morning...and got caught in the rain on the way home.
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Men Are Just Happier People
NICK NAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! -
morning. brekkie time after this morning's run.
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good evening everyone. can't wait to get back to sg for local food!
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when are you back?
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I'm very excited about pinky's senseh ......
I should pay him a visit .......
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I'm very excited about pinky's senseh ......
I should pay him a visit .......
he'll probably tell you to stay clear of meat and seafood to detox -
Originally posted by Fatum:
I'm very excited about pinky's senseh ......
I should pay him a visit .......
He'll tell you to lose weight, eat a healthier diet, eat less, and that your estrogen levels are too high for a male, you need exercise, etc etc :P -
I finished the StanChart marathon in 4 hr 55 min!
I broke the 5-hour barrier!!!
*me does the robot*
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Originally posted by fudgester:
I finished the StanChart marathon in 4 hr 55 min!
I broke the 5-hour barrier!!!
*me does the robot*
well done :D -
