Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,100th Edition

• fudgester

  24 Oct 08, 15:26

  That guy from KISS sure has a humongous tongue....

  

  

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 15:26

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  reminds me of an off-colour joke...

  definition of a perfect man = man with 8-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears

  

  
   yes indeed

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 16:18

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  That guy from KISS sure has a humongous tongue....

  

  

  now look at what you've done...i opened this thread and whoopsss saw this. just as i was gonna have my tea!

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 16:32

  Originally posted by cassie:

  now look at what you've done...i opened this thread and whoopsss saw this. just as i was gonna have my tea!

  
  

• tare

  24 Oct 08, 16:39

  Originally posted by cassie:

  now look at what you've done...i opened this thread and whoopsss saw this. just as i was gonna have my tea!

  
  i'm glad my office block images hahahahahaa

• Rhonda

  24 Oct 08, 16:43

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  i'm glad my office block images hahahahahaa

  You've probably seen it before anyways.  Which photo of KISS doesn't come with him sticking out that long tongue of his? 

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 16:44

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  i'm glad my office block images hahahahahaa

  
  

  anyway was famish and somehow managed to finish my buns

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 16:45

  and I thought women liked long tongues

• the Bear

  24 Oct 08, 16:48

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  i'm glad my office block images hahahahahaa

  
  it's only Gene Simmons from KISS

  btw.. my boss is out of her fricken mind again.. more management by remote control.. and worse...

  my Dy Dir has approved a pile of stuff i'm supposed to do.. but my boss called up and is making a pile of unnecessary changes and demanding that we get the Dy Dir to approve a whole lot of other things again...

  told the Dy Dir and she said to just write an email to her about the whatever and go ahead...

  thing is, my Dy Dir still doesn't comprehend the level of unnecessary detail my boss is making me go into.. for that, i'm going to go think about the whole thing and redirect the whole project... will probably come up with something on Tuesday and throw it at the Dy Dir for approval again..

  i think my Dy Dir is getting more and more fed up with the lunatic... because there's a lot more important things which are coming up and my boss isn't here yet, doesn't know the situation, and is taking up a lot of department time doing rubbish..

  oh.. and also, another agency has asked us to proof read the english version of a booklet which has bits of inputs by my organisation.. after it is done, they'll go send it in for translation into Bengali, Thai, Burmese, Malay and Chinese... my boss is asking how i'm going to proof read those...

  i'm thinking.. WTF??

  they are engaging PROFESSIONAL translators to do that.. and i'm supposed to go do what? read fricken Burmese??

  now.. isn't it no wonder my blood pressure increased?

• Rhonda

  24 Oct 08, 16:49

   

  Yesterday morning, at the newsagent's, I saw an elderly lady slowly inch her way with her wheelie frame towards the counter.  A young man, impatient with waiting, kinda rushed past her, inadvertently pushing her wheelie frame forward a little and the delicate ol' lady lost her balance, yelling out, "Oh!  Oh!  Oh!!" and then stumbled backwards and fell onto the ground! 

  I rushed forward to help her get back up together with the counter staff and finally, we managed to put her back on her feet.  Another customer commented that the young man was so nasty to make the old lady lose her balance in his haste.  Worse, the counter staff commented that he rushed off without paying for the papers he took! 

  Then she said something that kinda stayed on my mind.  She exclaimed, "Not that I want to be nasty, but that's so typical Greek!!" 

  We try hard not to be racist and all that, but sometimes, when you see certain behaviour in a certain group on more than one occasion, and then  you  hear and observe how others react to them and you realise, "Orh... no wonder!" to the generalisations. 

   

• Rhonda

  24 Oct 08, 16:50

  Originally posted by av98m:

  and I thought women liked long tongues

  The topic like a bit too crude and vulgar for a certified non-Bar forum leh! 

  Nah... long tongue for you! 

• tare

  24 Oct 08, 16:54

  Originally posted by av98m:

  and I thought women liked long tongues

  
  no wonder u're still single... wahahaahhaaaa

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 16:55

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  no wonder u're still single... wahahaahhaaaa

  .......

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 16:56

  Originally posted by av98m:

  and I thought women liked long tongues

  
  how did you arrive at that conclusion?

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 17:00

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  it's only Gene Simmons from KISS

  btw.. my boss is out of her fricken mind again.. more management by remote control.. and worse...

  my Dy Dir has approved a pile of stuff i'm supposed to do.. but my boss called up and is making a pile of unnecessary changes and demanding that we get the Dy Dir to approve a whole lot of other things again...

  told the Dy Dir and she said to just write an email to her about the whatever and go ahead...

  thing is, my Dy Dir still doesn't comprehend the level of unnecessary detail my boss is making me go into.. for that, i'm going to go think about the whole thing and redirect the whole project... will probably come up with something on Tuesday and throw it at the Dy Dir for approval again..

  i think my Dy Dir is getting more and more fed up with the lunatic... because there's a lot more important things which are coming up and my boss isn't here yet, doesn't know the situation, and is taking up a lot of department time doing rubbish..

  oh.. and also, another agency has asked us to proof read the english version of a booklet which has bits of inputs by my organisation.. after it is done, they'll go send it in for translation into Bengali, Thai, Burmese, Malay and Chinese... my boss is asking how i'm going to proof read those...

  i'm thinking.. WTF??

  they are engaging PROFESSIONAL translators to do that.. and i'm supposed to go do what? read fricken Burmese??

  now.. isn't it no wonder my blood pressure increased?

  
  how long have you put up with her?

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 17:01

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  how did you arrive at that conclusion?

  
  please refer to bear's earlier joke about what makes the perfect man

• the Bear

  24 Oct 08, 17:05

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  how long have you put up with her?

  
  almost 3 years..

  in that time, my job scope for my position has increased about.. let's see.. over 500%

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 17:06

  25 more minutes

   

  *dances a happy dance*

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 17:07

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  almost 3 years..

  in that time, my job scope for my position has increased about.. let's see.. over 500%

  
  which is why they should have the upward review thingy

• 不如就死

  24 Oct 08, 17:07

  Originally posted by av98m:

  25 more minutes

   

  *dances a happy dance*

  50 mins!!

• cassie

  24 Oct 08, 17:08

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  please refer to bear's earlier joke about what makes the perfect man

  
  that's bear's post/opinion. but you also came to the same conclusion?

  20 min to go.

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 17:08

  Originally posted by �如就死:

  50 mins!!

  
  

• av98m

  24 Oct 08, 17:09

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  that's bear's post/opinion. but you also came to the same conclusion?

  20 min to go.

  
  ok. I suppose I've been watching too much bad porn.

• Rhonda

  24 Oct 08, 17:09

  Originally posted by �如就死:

  50 mins!!

  

  Poor bluey... we feel your pain... NOT! 

  

• 不如就死

  24 Oct 08, 17:10

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  

  Poor bluey... we feel your pain... NOT! 

  

  doesn't matter..

  my boss has already left the office..