Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 85th Edition

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 10:56

  NB...how come people working in office admin for decades liao cannot use simple excel formulas?

• laurence82

  3 Jul 08, 11:00

  a lot of aunties that i coached very IT idiot one mah

  but a lot comment that i very patient with them

  

• Angel Danger

  3 Jul 08, 11:02

  Originally posted by av98m:

  NB...how come people working in office admin for decades liao cannot use simple excel formulas?

  
  Because they only know how to use microsoft word. Type, and that's about it.

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:02

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  a lot of aunties that i coached very IT idiot one mah

  but a lot comment that i very patient with them

  

  
  but quite a number of these people at my workplace have gone for IT courses!!! at taxpayer's expense!!! and I still have to spoonfeed them? *&#@!!!

   

  btw I'm not talking complex formulas ok...I'm talking simple addition subtraction for stock levels

• elindra

  3 Jul 08, 11:05

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  but quite a number of these people at my workplace have gone for IT courses!!! at taxpayer's expense!!! and I still have to spoonfeed them? *&#@!!!

   

  btw I'm not talking complex formulas ok...I'm talking simple addition subtraction for stock levels

  Sounds like you have a few HM's in yr office

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:06

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Sounds like you have a few HM's in yr office

  
  they look and smell a lot better though. and I think they are smarter than HM

• laurence82

  3 Jul 08, 11:08

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  but quite a number of these people at my workplace have gone for IT courses!!! at taxpayer's expense!!! and I still have to spoonfeed them? *&#@!!!

   

  btw I'm not talking complex formulas ok...I'm talking simple addition subtraction for stock levels

  wah like this they deserve to die sia

• Angel Danger

  3 Jul 08, 11:10

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  but quite a number of these people at my workplace have gone for IT courses!!! at taxpayer's expense!!! and I still have to spoonfeed them? *&#@!!!

   

  btw I'm not talking complex formulas ok...I'm talking simple addition subtraction for stock levels

  
  How the hell do they not know even the freakin' basics??????

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:11

  Originally posted by Angel Danger:

  
  How the hell do they not know even the freakin' basics??????

  
  Welcome to the world of Dilbert.  

• Angel Danger

  3 Jul 08, 11:13

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  Welcome to the world of Dilbert.  

  
  Oh yeah. Where the airheads and brainless old hags conquer.

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:14

  Originally posted by Angel Danger:

  
  Oh yeah. Where the airheads and brainless old hags conquer.

  
  Wally is my hero.

• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 08, 11:17

  Originally posted by av98m:

  NB...how come people working in office admin for decades liao cannot use simple excel formulas?

  my encik taught me how to put header and footer in a word file. LOL!

  i was thinking of preparing my photography rate card in a excel file... and i didn't excel, so i just put everything into a txt file

  shows u how often i use word processing programs...

• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 08, 11:18

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  a lot of aunties that i coached very IT idiot one mah

  but a lot comment that i very patient with them

  

  i oso tink u very patient

• laurence82

  3 Jul 08, 11:18

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  my encik taught me how to put header and footer in a word file. LOL!

  i was thinking of preparing my photography rate card in a excel file... and i didn't excel, so i just put everything into a txt file

  shows u how often i use word processing programs...

  but thats because u dont use them

  but thats not an excuse for those who work in office

   

• Angel Danger

  3 Jul 08, 11:19

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  Wally is my hero.

   

  Here's one for you!

  
  

• cassie

  3 Jul 08, 11:19

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  my encik taught me how to put header and footer in a word file. LOL!

  i was thinking of preparing my photography rate card in a excel file... and i didn't excel, so i just put everything into a txt file

  shows u how often i use word processing programs...

  
   have you moved on to excel yet?

• laurence82

  3 Jul 08, 11:19

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i oso tink u very patient

  
  why u say this? i rarely talk to u wor

  or issit u jealous i talk to aunties?

  my collik just now said she jealous i gam with another girl in my office

  u all dont one by one like this leh

• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 08, 11:20

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  but thats because u dont use them

  but thats not an excuse for those who work in office

   

  honestly, that's the first time i've used Word at work.

  and its for my resignation letter. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

  me so happy that its the first and last time

• Ferret

  3 Jul 08, 11:21

  I am rikes, so pissed 

  I just spent the whole morning cleaning the desk 

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:21

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  but thats because u dont use them

  but thats not an excuse for those who work in office

   

  
  and the thing is, this kind of thing you forget/don't know, can refer back to your old course notes or go online for user guides, or even good old trial and error. you don't just sit on your ass and say don't know!!!

   

  this is one example of the lack of problem solving skills I'm talking about

• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 08, 11:21

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  
  why u say this? i rarely talk to u wor

  or issit u jealous i talk to aunties?

  my collik just now said she jealous i gam with another girl in my office

  u all dont one by one like this leh

  my ai ai not around, i'm concentrating all my affection on u.

  but u lucky, i going to meet client at 12pm

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:22

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I am rikes, so pissed 

  I just spent the whole morning cleaning the desk 

  
  your colleague is leaving semen on the desk as well?

• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 08, 11:23

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
   have you moved on to excel yet?

  nope, i'm leaving it in the TXT format. hahahahaha~

  i'm just staring at grids and stuff when i use excel!!

  i feel safer using photoshop to do my rate card. hahaha~

  i can't believe that when i was 15-16, i was good at these programs and i qualified for part-time office jobs easily.

• Ferret

  3 Jul 08, 11:23

  i dunno what it is. i am just pissed cos the desk was messy and there was some sticky stuff again 

• av98m

  3 Jul 08, 11:24

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  i dunno what it is. i am just pissed cos the desk was messy and there was some sticky stuff again 

  
  want me to get the UV light for you so you can determine if its semen?