Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 85th Edition
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Originally posted by laurence82:
means me the only one who lick lips and know my stuff
do you also work with people who cannot seem to get any work done without making a lot of noise/drama?who also seem to have zero problem solving skills?
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Originally posted by av98m:
do you also work with people who cannot seem to get any work done without making a lot of noise/drama?who also seem to have zero problem solving skills?
yesa lot
must guide from step 1 to step 10
and when the same scenario occur again, repeat the same process
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Originally posted by av98m:
do you also work with people who cannot seem to get any work done without making a lot of noise/drama?who also seem to have zero problem solving skills?
i would be most glad if some have zero problem creating skills >.< -
Originally posted by laurence82:
yesa lot
must guide from step 1 to step 10
and when the same scenario occur again, repeat the same process
then you feel like vomitting blood there, right?
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Originally posted by laurence82:
yesa lot
must guide from step 1 to step 10
and when the same scenario occur again, repeat the same process
its like they cannot retain information liddat. sometimes even simple things. best part is, the simple things in question are not even my job in the first place. CB. -
It's so hard to post 10 posts in Sgclub :(
I'm trying to pm someone and you need 10 posts to pm
QQ
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i walked from home to office. veryvery tiring and it takes me 48 mins. its so irritating. anyway, i was late and the office is even later, i had to go over to a canteen and meet my papa and have breakfast. i am today in shorts, t shirt & nike running shoes and refusing to change into my dress. its still so freaking hot! applying a wet small towel to my face and neck now.
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VK, when will u be able to ride again?
if i'm not hopping to the states, i'll be around!
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Originally posted by av98m:
its like they cannot retain information liddat. sometimes even simple things. best part is, the simple things in question are not even my job in the first place. CB.
one of the senior secretaries (by virtue of period of service not performance) told the newbies: "dun work so hard, dun do so fast... then they won't give u so much work..." WTF??!!! -
Originally posted by tare:
one of the senior secretaries (by virtue of period of service not performance) told the newbies: "dun work so hard, dun do so fast... then they won't give u so much work..." WTF??!!!that's what the other shift at my place thinks all the time.
slowly do, haven't do finish they won't give u extra jobs.
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Originally posted by tare:
one of the senior secretaries (by virtue of period of service not performance) told the newbies: "dun work so hard, dun do so fast... then they won't give u so much work..." WTF??!!!
maybe thats good advice leh...you yourself said people who do a lot less work than you are being paid like...nearly as much as you are?
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ccb, come back from duty and i still feel so damn tired.
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zua mi mi pic of the day
Eva La Rue as Natalie Boa in CSI Miami
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EEK~
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Originally posted by av98m:
zua mi mi pic of the day
Eva La Rue as Natalie Boa in CSI Miami
I don't like CSI: Miami.
The Chief CSI (played by David Caruso) is so damn cocky and aloof. He seems to have an annoying habit of posing under the sun with his sunglasses and his head tilted to one side.
William Petersen in the original CSI is so much better.
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This is the dumbest thing I read about the black sheep of the Muslim religion
Muslims have complained over a police advert featuring a puppy sitting in an officer's hat.
A police force has apologised to Islamic leaders for the "offensive" postcard advertising a new non-emergency telephone number, which shows a six-month-old trainee police dog named Rebel.The German shepherd puppy has proved hugely popular with the public, hundreds of who have logged on to the force's website to read his online training diary.
But some Muslims in the Dundee area have reportedly been upset by the image because they consider dogs to be "ritually unclean", while shopkeepers have refused to display the advert.
Tayside Police have admitted they should have consulted their 'diversity' officers before issuing the cards, but critics argued their apology was unnecessary.
Richard Cook, director of the Campaign Against Political Correctness in Scotland, said: "Britain is the greatest dog-loving country in the world.
"In our culture, dogs are a man's best friend. I don't think Andrex are likely to be dropping the puppy dog from their adverts and for the police to apologise is ludicrous."
Rebel has proved a popular recruit for Tayside Police and is about to venture out onto the streets, having just completed his course of inoculations.
He was given his name after visiting St Ninians Primary School in Dundee where pupils put forward hundreds of ideas of what he should be called.
But some Islamic scholars believe that dogs are impure and therefore 'haraam' - or forbidden - except for use in hunting or farming, and that it is not hygienic to keep a dog in the house.
They say that the "impurity of dogs is the greatest of animal impurities", and anyone who touches one must wash the body part that has come into contact with the animal seven times.
Mohammed Asif, a Dundee City councillor who sits on the Tayside Joint Police Board, said the postcards had been raised this week with John Vine, the chief constable.
He said: "My concern was that it is not welcomed by all communities, with the dog on the cards. It was probably a waste of resources going to these communities. The police should have understood.
"Since then the police have explained that it was an oversight on their part and that if they had seen it was going to cause upset they would not have done it.
"People who have shops just will not put up the postcard. But the police have said to me that it was simply an oversight and they did not seek to offend or upset."
A spokesman for Tayside Police said that Rebel had proved "extremely popular" with children and adults since he joined the force aged six weeks.
He added: "His incredible world-wide popularity - he has attracted record visitor numbers to our website - led us to believe Rebel could play a starring role in the promotion of our non-emergency number.
"However, we did not seek advice from the force's diversity adviser prior to publishing and distributing the postcards. That was an oversight and we apologise for any offence caused."
AFP/01/07/2008---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't even think the police need to apologise to those idiots
It's a bloody picture not like they are asking them to touch the puppy
Plus if they expect to force their culture down everyone's throat, they should just go back to which ever godforsaken hell hole they crawled out from
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i must bring things back to normality.
and i'm still looking for sappy korean songs
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rebel looks cute~
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tsk
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Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway...
Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Topic: International News
Whenever we think Singapore's politics are damn cock, our kawan-kawan
across the Causeway go one up on us. (And with the Datuk Anal
Ibuggerhim scandal, it's one up somewhere only our proctologist can
appreciate...)
Anyway, we dedicate this song to all the Malaysian politicians...The above is 'The Sodomy Song' from 'Meet the Feebles', a spoof of the Muppets by Peter Jackson, before he got all atas with his hobbits and giant apes...
Here are the lyrics:
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentacostal
But everybody's got an asshole
Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum -
Exercises to Empathise With Our Policemen
Posted on Monday, June 30, 2008
Topic: We, The Citizens
by Nyonya Kway
Apparently, 20 teams of JC kids played mock detective at a competition organized by the Singapore Police Force to give them the chance to “experience for themselves the challenges and difficulties faced by police officers in uncovering the truth.”
Wah lau, if our police officers find it tough to uncover the truth, then we all how? We only got the State’s Times and Loo Paper to rely on, mah!
Anyway, here are some exercises we think will help all of us feel what it's like to be a valued member of our security forces:
1. Leave a terrorist alone in an unmonitored toilet
2. Keep 24/7 surveillance on certain opposition politicians
3. Arrest and detain bloggers
4. While cruising around on patrol, note down all the solid places to makan
5. Hang kucing kurap drug mules while not doing much to the big guns
6. Call your friends - the construction worker, the red Indian, the cowboy and the guy in the leather with the big moustache – to do the YMCA dance with you
7. Get special member discounts to watch Andy Summers, Stewart Copeland and Sting in concert
8. Kena compulsory watching of ‘Police & Thief’
9. At every Home Team Fambly Day, kena listen to Wong Kan Seng sing “I Will Survive”
10. Kena sit for hours in station listening to condemn sob stories from peasants when you’d rather be checking out the solid makan places you spotted while on patrol -
Oldest Bus Stop to Be ‘Bus Stop Mentor’
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2008
Topic: Local News
by Kway Kah Chng
The Gahmen has decided not to discard a bus stop from the 1970s, claiming it should be retitled ‘Bus Stop Mentor’ and give guidance to junior bus stops.
“We think the bus stop will be able to share its wisdom and experience,” said Lame Transport Authority (LTA) spokesperson Goh Wor Kheng. “It’s not going to just sit there and be a nuisance or obstacle.”
To cement its importance, the LTA will confer upon the bus stop the title of ‘Bus Stop Mentor’ or ‘BM’ for short.
However, some bus stops from the younger generation do not seem to appreciate the status of the BM.
At a recent seminar, a bus stop from the late 90s asked the BM, “Do you really think Singapore would have been worse off if you had been built with a bay for buses to pull into, rather than just stopping parallel to the curb and blocking traffic in the travel lane?”
Outraged, the BM’s pillars shook, the ‘ong-ong-ong’ sound reverberating through the hall.
“What road were you built on?” he demanded of the impertinent youngster. “What buses ply your route?”
The 90s bus stop replied, “What has that got to do with anything?” but the BM launched into a lecture.
“Singapore has done very well for itself without the luxury of bus bays. You in the younger generation, with your bus bays, your lighting, your large advertisement panels and your electronic sign boards, you don’t know what hardship is like,” he thundered. “You’re all complacent. You watch. If passengers start demanding all sorts of other frills, it’ll take only 5 years to ruin this country.”
In the remainder of his speech, the BM also justified the importing of more foreign buses into the economy, why the Gahmen should spend millions of dollars maintaining his poles, and why the bus stops in Singapore are so much better than those in Malaysia.
In unrelated news, coffee shops nationwide reported higher clean up costs after a sudden outbreak of customers spewing coffee out of their mouths. The cause of this phenomena is believed to be the State’s Times report on a dinner forum at the Shangri-La, where MM Lee described how Singapore’s leaders “have not got richer, Singapore has.” -
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2677078.html?menu=news.quirkies
And news that a cat speaks chinese
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway...
Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Topic: International News Whenever we think Singapore's politics are damn cock, our kawan-kawan across the Causeway go one up on us. (And with the Datuk Anal Ibuggerhim scandal, it's one up somewhere only our proctologist can appreciate...)
Anyway, we dedicate this song to all the Malaysian politicians...The above is 'The Sodomy Song' from 'Meet the Feebles', a spoof of the Muppets by Peter Jackson, before he got all atas with his hobbits and giant apes...
Here are the lyrics:
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentacostal
But everybody's got an asshole
Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
think there's something cooking over there - morning trading suspended coz technical glitch wor. -
Originally posted by fudgester:
I don't like CSI: Miami.
The Chief CSI (played by David Caruso) is so damn cocky and aloof. He seems to have an annoying habit of posing under the sun with his sunglasses and his head tilted to one side.
William Petersen in the original CSI is so much better.
actually I prefer Gary Sinise in CSI NY, but yeah, I like William Peterson too. David Caruso is a bloody poser. I guess that's why they needed Emily Procter and Eva La Rue to wear low cut tops nearly all the time. Not that I'm complaining. I love it that they spend so much time bending over to process crime scenes